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Offline DemonessOfDeathValley

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4000 on: June 28, 2014, 11:03:16 AM »
Granted, but it's one big health code violation and infested with centipedes.

I wish for bubble gum.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4001 on: June 28, 2014, 11:05:11 AM »
You got your mansion but after climbing a long, steep hill to get there you find out it's haunted.

I wish I had a kitten to curl up in my lap.

Offline matty79

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4002 on: June 28, 2014, 11:18:40 AM »
Granted, but it gives you fleas.

I wish I had a whole new wardrobe.

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4003 on: June 28, 2014, 11:45:30 AM »
Granted, but you find out too late that this new wardrobe is cursed and eats people.

I wish I had another hamburger.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4004 on: June 29, 2014, 05:18:40 AM »
Granted but it has gone off and smells really bad.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4005 on: June 29, 2014, 09:49:01 AM »
Granted but Daenerys mistakes it for one of her own and beats you up, all the while shouting "WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!"

I want a new recurve bow.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4006 on: June 29, 2014, 12:19:13 PM »
Granted but then Legolas comes and beats YOU up shouting "Mine!"

I wish I had the Master Sword!

(I dare someone to have Link come beat me up  >:)  )

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4007 on: June 29, 2014, 12:22:05 PM »
Granted, but the removal of the sword from its resting place upsets the flow of time, transforming you into an elderly man who's unable to even lift it.
I wish that the take-out places nearby would get my order right for once. ;~;

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4008 on: June 29, 2014, 12:26:40 PM »
Granted, unfortunately you ordered it wrongly (I said no onions!!) now you have to drive back. 

I wish today would never end.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4009 on: June 29, 2014, 12:31:11 PM »
Granted, and you're now stuck in a groundhog day loop, doomed to repeat your actions again, and again, and again, doomed to the very monotony you wished for.
I wish I had a cat tail. -w-

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4010 on: June 29, 2014, 12:57:31 PM »
Here you go... but the cat I cut that off of will probably bleed to death.  Happy?

I wish men would put the toilet seat down.  Geeesh!

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4011 on: June 29, 2014, 01:40:44 PM »
Granted but it becomes law that women will need to put the seat up in return

I wish I hadn't run out of Chai

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4012 on: June 29, 2014, 11:04:53 PM »
Granted but instead of simply finding your cupboards refilled, you find them over-filled and continuing to spit forth chai until it fills your kitchen and smothers you.

I wish I had more fancy clothes.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4013 on: June 30, 2014, 02:28:07 AM »
Granted, but now you do be havin' three arms and can't wear any of "your cute tops."

I wish I had a pirate ship that could sail the seven seas or fly through space so I could be doin' some space pirating.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4014 on: June 30, 2014, 04:59:09 AM »
Granted but you have sprung a leak and your ship sinks before you can take off on your space journey.

I wish for a productive day.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4015 on: June 30, 2014, 01:00:01 PM »
Granted but the reward for work well done is more work so you end up being stuck in the office for far longer than you wanted.

I wish I had some new shoes

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4016 on: June 30, 2014, 01:49:38 PM »
Granted, but all of your friends are jealous of your amazing new shoes, and in a bout of jealousy-fueled anger, they tear them apart.

I wish for a new fluffy pillow. -w-

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4017 on: June 30, 2014, 02:08:52 PM »
Granted, but the pillow goes extremely flat when you put your head down.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4018 on: June 30, 2014, 05:10:28 PM »
I wish the previous poster had a wish for me to corrupt

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4019 on: July 02, 2014, 12:40:58 AM »
Granted but you can't think of a way to corrupt it.

I wish that



Will stalk the next wish corrupter.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4020 on: July 03, 2014, 03:27:58 AM »
Granted, but Goku uses his Kamehameha Wave, and obliterates it...

I wish to be a Super Saiyan.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4021 on: July 03, 2014, 04:44:32 AM »
Granted, but you be no longer able to count to 9,000.

I do be wishin' I wasn't so damn handsome.

Offline Mercurio123

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4022 on: July 03, 2014, 11:50:17 AM »
Wish can't be granted since you aren't handsome to begin with, instead you are no longer delusional and you see yourself as you actually are.

I wish someone would do my ironing.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4023 on: July 03, 2014, 12:41:33 PM »
Granted, but you do be wearing yer clothes as they be ironed.

I wish Netflix would restart the firefly series.

Offline Villain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4024 on: July 03, 2014, 03:04:17 PM »
Wish granted, they restart 'Firefly' the 14 hour documentary series about the mating patterns of fire flies

I wish Atlantis never sank