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Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #400 on: January 08, 2012, 09:36:38 PM »
Granted, I'm not actually blown up beyond dust just covered in dust.

I wish that I didn't have to volunteer my time and instead got payed for it.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #401 on: January 08, 2012, 09:46:35 PM »
Granted. You are paid in particles that are worthless.

I wish I was less shy.

Offline crismonrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #402 on: January 09, 2012, 03:46:26 AM »
Granted... but you find out that you have all the other phobia's  now

I wish i could ride a horse

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #403 on: January 10, 2012, 12:21:10 AM »
Granted... but you had to learn because you lost your legs.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Koibito

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #404 on: January 10, 2012, 04:38:46 AM »
Granted, but you lost the plane ticket.

I wish I could draw~

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #405 on: January 10, 2012, 05:37:10 AM »
Granted, you are stuck in a 4 years old body, and have to stay in kindergarden all your life

I wish I could swim

Offline Koibito

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #406 on: January 10, 2012, 06:26:09 AM »
Granted but you have a phobia of open water (seriously that movie sucked! XD)

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #407 on: January 10, 2012, 06:29:56 AM »
Granted, you... ?????

I wish you had posted a wish : )

Offline crismonrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #408 on: January 10, 2012, 06:48:24 PM »
Granted.... but when you typed it out and was about to hit post the power went out in your place causing the internet to go to, then a few seconds later your laptop/P.C. gives you blue screen of death and shuts down.  :D

i wish for Elvis to be alive again


Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #409 on: January 10, 2012, 07:47:07 PM »
(The king is alive!)

Granted, but he is in the fat version, sweaty and you have to take care of him.

I wish Cobain was alive

Offline crismonrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #410 on: January 11, 2012, 12:44:18 AM »
Granted. Cobain was human for one night; the next morning he because a flesh eating zombie that went on a mad rampage and started to eat everyone in sight.

I wish I knew KFC'S secret 11 herbs and spices

Offline Starry Sarcasm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #411 on: January 11, 2012, 12:51:51 AM »
Granted, but you only found out because you read the ingredients as they prepared you for the oven.

I wish I lived closer to Disney World

Offline crismonrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #412 on: January 11, 2012, 01:40:13 AM »
Granted, but you find out  that Disney World has a after hours red light district with all of the characters

I wish I could time travel

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #413 on: January 11, 2012, 01:42:34 AM »
Granted, yet you were taken to the far reaches into the future where you got to watch the universe end.

I wish I could be indestructible.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #414 on: January 11, 2012, 05:08:03 AM »
Granted, and it works fine for some time, then one day you discover you need surgery...

I wish I was Ben Grimm

Offline crismonrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #415 on: January 11, 2012, 08:15:17 AM »
Granted, But now as Ben Grimm everyone fears you, you are doomed with a lifetime of emotional stress

I wish the weather to stop being cold

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #416 on: January 11, 2012, 11:25:30 PM »
Granted it gets so hot the atmosphere catches fire and the entire world is burnt to a crisp...good job you've killed everyone, do you know how much overtime i'm going to have to put in now to collect EVERYONE!?

I wish I had an assistant.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #417 on: January 12, 2012, 03:38:09 AM »
Granted, then he dies and you have to collect him as well

I wish I never die

Offline boegiboe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #418 on: January 12, 2012, 04:45:56 AM »
Granted, you just stay extremely ill and on life support for eternity.

I wish to have a quick recovery time

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #419 on: January 12, 2012, 01:02:16 PM »
Granted however your quick recovery is followed by an immediate relapse that lasts for the rest of your life and leaves you living in an iron lung.

I wish i had an immortal assistant that i would never have to reap.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #420 on: January 12, 2012, 01:33:11 PM »
Granted, but he's speaks funny and is INCREDIBLY annoying to the extent that you wish you could reap him. But can't.

I wish I had an imaginary friend who only I could see, but could interact with the world like a normal person. A little like Drop Dead Fred...but a girl... and prettier.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #421 on: January 12, 2012, 03:16:22 PM »
Granted, unfortunately it's more like drop dead Barbie. She's a total airhead, and she just won't shut up, and keeps interrupting you everywhere. In the bathroom, on dates, in bed....

I wish I had more inspiration.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #422 on: January 12, 2012, 05:11:51 PM »
Granted, now you can inhale 20 gallons of air in a single breath.

I wish I had a cat

Offline crismonrose

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #423 on: January 12, 2012, 07:23:54 PM »
Granted, but you live in a neighborhood that hates cats and they ALL have dogs.. your cat gets out and is ripped to shreds  before your eyes

i wish i had power to bring back anything/anyone i wanted

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #424 on: January 12, 2012, 07:38:13 PM »
Granted, now anyone you ever cared for can't walk 30 feet away before being pulled by an invisible force back at you. That's makes you house over crowed and privacy impossible.

I wish I hadn't to drive to go to work