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Offline WeepingLiberty

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3975 on: June 28, 2014, 12:22:24 AM »
Granted, but now you're a paranoid mess.

I wish for a new Congress.  ;D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3976 on: June 28, 2014, 12:23:45 AM »
Granted, but they're worse than the old one.

I wish for a pair of Iron Fist shoes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3977 on: June 28, 2014, 12:28:21 AM »
Granted, but their previous owner was a dirty hobo.

I wish for a time machine.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3978 on: June 28, 2014, 12:30:18 AM »
Granted, but it can only 5 seconds into the past.

I wish for an Apple.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3979 on: June 28, 2014, 12:31:36 AM »
Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for a steak salad.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3980 on: June 28, 2014, 12:46:10 AM »
Granted, but it's an ounce. Total.

I wish for a pink pillow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3981 on: June 28, 2014, 12:47:03 AM »
Granted, but it's full of spiders.

I wish for toad.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3982 on: June 28, 2014, 12:59:47 AM »
Granted, but if you don't kiss it daily it do turn into a sarlac pit.

I do be wishin' for a bottomless bag full of gold.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3983 on: June 28, 2014, 01:00:53 AM »
Granted but you will be cursed with evil sprites that seek for the return of their gold.

I wish for an Xbox One.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3984 on: June 28, 2014, 01:01:44 AM »
Granted, but you can't beat any of the games.

I wish for new hair ribbon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3985 on: June 28, 2014, 01:03:39 AM »
Granted, but when you touch it, it turns into a venomous snake.

I wish for a birthday cake milkshake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3986 on: June 28, 2014, 01:04:38 AM »
Granted, but it do be haunted since the old Captain of the Queen Ann tried to use it to bribe me crew for a peaceful surrender.

Clearly, we take no prisoners.

I do be wishin' for fiery little first mate to help hoist me main sheet me main mast.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3987 on: June 28, 2014, 01:16:08 AM »
Granted, but they're married.

I wish for rum. Why is the rum always gone?!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3988 on: June 28, 2014, 01:24:07 AM »
<Pours an ample shot of rum>

By the way, love: you did properly fail to corrupt me last wish. A lawless scallywag like me be no respectin' the holy laws of ordinary men.

I wish it to rain rum for a day.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3989 on: June 28, 2014, 05:07:11 AM »
Granted, but you failed to specify where, so it rains rum into the ocean and there isn't a single ship on the ocean to catch even a single drop. Yo ho ho, and an empty bottle of rum!

I wish for a grand piano.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3990 on: June 28, 2014, 08:18:11 AM »
Granted, but the ghost of Liberace sits and plays songs on it 24/7.

I wish I was still in bed. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3991 on: June 28, 2014, 08:33:59 AM »
Granted, but the bed is sinking on a bed of lava, so you might want to get moving.

I wish I could run faster than a speeding bullet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3992 on: June 28, 2014, 09:35:21 AM »
Granted, but it burns the hell out of your feet.

I wish I could go to the moon for a day.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3993 on: June 28, 2014, 09:57:19 AM »
Granted, but you're sent to a moon far, far past Pluto and you never see earth again.

I wish for a pair of strappy sandals.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3994 on: June 28, 2014, 09:58:54 AM »
Granted, but they are made of cheese.

I wish I had an extra three hours a day to devote to writing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3995 on: June 28, 2014, 10:18:14 AM »
Granted, but every time you write something the credit is given to someone else.

I wish for a pony!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3996 on: June 28, 2014, 10:27:02 AM »
Granted, but it's a My Little Pony and plastic.

I wish for a sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3997 on: June 28, 2014, 10:33:46 AM »
Granted, but it is a witch made out of sand.

I wish for another cup of coffee.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3998 on: June 28, 2014, 10:35:09 AM »
Your wish is granted but the cup is the coffee frozen into the shape of a mug which melts faster than you can drink it!

I wish for a few extra hours today so I can get some writing done. :-)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3999 on: June 28, 2014, 10:36:16 AM »
Granted, but your neighbor blasts annoying boy band music the whole time.

I wish for a mansion.