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Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3950 on: June 27, 2014, 09:14:52 PM »
Granted, but now you do be forced to watch the Faces of Death series for the rest of yer life.

I wish I could find me a mermaid.


Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3951 on: June 27, 2014, 10:05:44 PM »
Granted. You've found Disney's Little Mermaid.

I wish for a good luck penny.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3952 on: June 27, 2014, 10:38:22 PM »
Granted, but now your luck is so good that you're constantly winning things and never have a moment's peace.

I wish for a trip to the moon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3953 on: June 27, 2014, 11:13:28 PM »
Granted, but it turns out that the moon really do be made of cheese: and it's high past its expiration date!

I do be wishin' to find one million gold doubloons.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3954 on: June 27, 2014, 11:14:45 PM »
Granted, but they're all chocolate and make ya fat.

I wish for 12 inch PIANIST  :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3955 on: June 27, 2014, 11:16:11 PM »
Granted but he cant play piano and cant speak english.

I wish for a good zombie movie with Norman Reedus.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3956 on: June 27, 2014, 11:18:23 PM »
Granted, but you don't get to see it till it's out on DVD.

I wish for a new alarm clock.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3957 on: June 27, 2014, 11:19:35 PM »
Granted! But, it's alarms do only be going off to let you know that it's an hour late.

I wish the Queen Ann had 120 cannons instead 'O just forty.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3958 on: June 27, 2014, 11:20:44 PM »
Granted, but those 120 canons are filled with marshmellow.

I wish for....A MARSHMELLOW!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3959 on: June 27, 2014, 11:21:43 PM »
Granted but it will eat YOU!

I wish for a rainbow wig for Pride weekend this Sunday.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3960 on: June 27, 2014, 11:22:13 PM »
Granted, but the scallywag who made it is color blind, so it do be all the ugly colors.

I do be wishin' for a peg leg made 'O gold.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3961 on: June 27, 2014, 11:23:46 PM »
Granted, but it's fool's gold.

I wish for my hair to be blonde.

Offline Baneare

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3962 on: June 27, 2014, 11:25:32 PM »
Granted, but the barber mangled your haircut to leave bare patches everywhere!

I wish for a trustworthy mechanic to work on my car!

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3963 on: June 27, 2014, 11:26:47 PM »
Granted, but he's as inept as he his trustworthy: very.

I wish for a sea plane!

Offline Baneare

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3964 on: June 27, 2014, 11:27:59 PM »
Granted, but the pontoons have massive leaks in them.

I wish for my college diploma!

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3965 on: June 27, 2014, 11:29:20 PM »
Granted, but your major has been switched to under water basket weaving.

I do be wishin' for machine that turns water into rum.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3966 on: June 27, 2014, 11:30:42 PM »
Granted, but you have nothing to store the rum in.

I wish for my house to be clean!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3967 on: June 27, 2014, 11:43:11 PM »
Granted, but now you're paranoid and terrified of dirt.

I wish for a jar of peanut butter.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3968 on: June 27, 2014, 11:46:27 PM »
Granted, but now you do be lactose intolerant!

I be wishin' for a mountain of pizza.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3969 on: June 28, 2014, 12:00:59 AM »
Granted, but it's too greasy to eat.

I wish for a red corvette.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3970 on: June 28, 2014, 12:11:02 AM »
Granted, but the engine won't turn over.

I wish for a new computer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3971 on: June 28, 2014, 12:14:41 AM »
Granted, but it won't turn on.

I wish for a new pen.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3972 on: June 28, 2014, 12:15:43 AM »
Granted, but it is not mightier than the sword.

I wish for a nice new captain's hat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3973 on: June 28, 2014, 12:19:49 AM »
Granted, but it's five sizes too small.

I wish for the ability to fly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3974 on: June 28, 2014, 12:21:09 AM »
Granted, but now you're unable to walk.

I wish to never have to sleep again.