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Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3925 on: June 25, 2014, 08:19:34 AM »
Granted but due to the mischievous ways of wishing, the lamp is an actual person named Tiffany Style.  She is quite fragile and quite illuminated.

I wish for a pie, cherry or peach, maybe even apple and yes a la mode but if it's apple; i'd like a piece of cheddar on top instead of ice cream.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3926 on: June 25, 2014, 08:46:49 AM »
Granted, but the Genie gets it mixed up and gives you a slice of peach pie with cheddar on top and rhubarb ice cream.

I wish for a yogurt machine.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3927 on: June 25, 2014, 08:49:44 AM »
Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a shiny new penny.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3928 on: June 25, 2014, 09:03:16 AM »
Granted, but the shine of said penny attracts a crow who steals your penny.

I wish for a box of frosted flakes.

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3929 on: June 26, 2014, 12:15:05 PM »
Granted.  However, this particular box of frosted flakes was produced in a factory where rodent control was lax and contains a morbid little surprise at the bottom!

I wish for a cup of exotic tea.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3930 on: June 26, 2014, 12:16:47 PM »
Granted, but it's "exotic" because it was produced with a particular kind of snake venom that you're deathly allergic to.

I wish for BBQ Beef Hot Pockets right about now.

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3931 on: June 26, 2014, 01:05:32 PM »
Granted, but they are recalled because they were made with cancerous cow meat.

I wish I was finally recognized for my accomplishments, had the home, and reasonably comfortable lifestyle that I've always wanted without debt, unmanageable responsibilities, or greedy people chasing me for handouts or because I owe them something.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3932 on: June 26, 2014, 01:26:37 PM »
Granted, but now so many people are congratulating you and patting you on the back that you can't even walk down a street without some random stranger coming up to you and telling you how great you are. Walking into a McDonald's gets you a standing ovation. You never. have. any. peace. Again!

I wish for a DVD library that has every single movie I would ever want, all for free.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3933 on: June 26, 2014, 03:08:48 PM »
Granted... but your apartment is so overstuffed with DVDs that you can't get a player in anywhere... not even talking about a TV... a fridge... a bed...

I wish for another puppy.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3934 on: June 26, 2014, 03:12:58 PM »
Granted, but it never seems to learn to potty outside. Have fun with that smell.

I wish for an adorable kitten.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3935 on: June 26, 2014, 03:51:33 PM »
Granted, but even adorable kittens become mean-spirited, willful cats that end up enslaving you... (yes, I am a dog person :) )

I wish for an end to hunger in the world.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3936 on: June 26, 2014, 04:37:35 PM »
Granted, but now every nation is at civil war.

I wish for wealth and fame.

Offline BlueMaiden88

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3937 on: June 26, 2014, 08:56:03 PM »
Granted, but the wealth and fame comes at the price of rendering the majority of your bodily tissues for a rare enzyme that only you are able to produce. 

I wish for a better cellphone, with decent cellphone service and no increase in my monthly bill.

Offline matty79

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3938 on: June 26, 2014, 09:00:02 PM »
Granted. You have fantastic service and no increase in a monthly bill, but when you speak into it, your voice comes out sounding like Don Knotts to anyone you are taking to on the other end, and any text you send has seventeen emojis after it.

I wish I was approved to be on elliquiy!

Offline Chantal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3939 on: June 27, 2014, 03:28:28 PM »
Granted, but you got so much attention and started so many new games that you can't sleep almost at all and have no free time anymore, you  are just forced to write , write and write and everyone keeps poking you "Hey, when do you think you will replay in our thread?"

I wish I had wings!

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3940 on: June 27, 2014, 03:36:58 PM »
Granted but they're so large and cumbersome you can't fly and end up having to just carry the extra weight around with you all day, every day.

I wish I had rainbow coloured hair.

Offline matty79

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3941 on: June 27, 2014, 04:48:34 PM »
Granted! But it only grows from your armpits at the rate of one foot a day.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and always stayed in fantastic shape.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3942 on: June 27, 2014, 04:59:03 PM »
Granted, but your body becomes freakishly large and you end up like the Hulk. Because of the anomaly you end up in a government lab being studied constantly.


I wish for some lemonheads.

Offline matty79

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3943 on: June 27, 2014, 06:07:10 PM »
Granted, but it's not the candy, it's the band that shows up at your door insisting they play a concert in your living room.

I wish I could play guitar expertly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3944 on: June 27, 2014, 07:54:31 PM »
Granted, but no one ever listens to you.

I wish for a hot, crazy night with Randy Orton.

Offline Vill

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3945 on: June 27, 2014, 08:21:33 PM »
Granted! However, due to a freak wrestling accident the lads been bed ridden for the past 18 months and has been caught in a downward spiral of grief eating, which do be giving him the body of Louie Anderson.

Aye, I do wish I could find the fountain of youth!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3946 on: June 27, 2014, 08:38:38 PM »
*Faints from the shock*  :o

Granted. But it's dried up.

I wish for a Hershey Bar.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3947 on: June 27, 2014, 08:40:47 PM »
Granted, but a mistake in the factory gives you a Crunch bar wrapped in a Hersey wrapper.

I wish I had a room with unlimited space where I could store my books and always be able to find the book I want within minutes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3948 on: June 27, 2014, 08:55:11 PM »
Granted, but now you do be illiterate.

I wish I was the commodore of an entire naval fleet!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3949 on: June 27, 2014, 09:05:41 PM »
Granted, but you are a ghost that haunts the wreckage of a long destroyed fleet of ships at 20,000 below.

I wish have perfect eyesight.