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Online MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3900 on: June 23, 2014, 12:30:02 AM »
Granted, but you're quickly arrested for grand theft.
I wish I had a new computer tower.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3901 on: June 23, 2014, 01:05:04 AM »
Granted, but only the tower is new. It's full of obsolete parts.

I wish I had control of the time-space continuum.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3902 on: June 23, 2014, 01:12:38 AM »
Granted, but in exchange, it becomes impossible for you to interact with anyone or anything else affected by it.
I wish for a week without conflict.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3903 on: June 23, 2014, 01:18:10 AM »
Granted, but not in a row, and conflict arises from you trying to figure out which seven random days are going to be conflict-free.

I wish for a barrel of the best beer and a group of good friends to share it with.

Offline blue eyes

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3904 on: June 23, 2014, 06:42:50 AM »
granted, but you cannt agree on who gets the last pint from the barrel and you all fall out with each other.

i wish Hawaii was closer to Scotland.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3905 on: June 23, 2014, 07:44:43 AM »
Granted, but the shift forces them, along with other masses of land, to create a new Pangaea.
I wish that every time someone made a wish, some random person got a six-pack of chicken nuggets.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3906 on: June 23, 2014, 09:04:21 AM »
Granted, but they're plastic.

I wish for a Royal Doulton set.

Offline Usani

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3907 on: June 23, 2014, 04:09:43 PM »
Granted but every piece is used and chipped.

I wish to be on the set of The Walking Dead for a week.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3908 on: June 23, 2014, 10:08:31 PM »
Granted but a fire broke out and cancelled filming until after it was time for you to go.

I wish that the next wish is double corrupted!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3909 on: June 24, 2014, 12:52:57 AM »
Granted, but all your future wishes are halved.
I wish for smoothie cakes!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3910 on: June 24, 2014, 02:13:47 AM »
Granted, but they're all broccoli flavored.

I wish for a Cartier Panther brooch.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3911 on: June 24, 2014, 10:42:34 AM »
Granted but it's stolen from you shortly after you receive it.

I wish for it to rain.

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3912 on: June 24, 2014, 11:55:12 AM »
Granted but it rains in the town next to you and you have nothing but scorching hot sunshine.

I wish for a date with Jennifer Lawerence

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3913 on: June 24, 2014, 12:06:48 PM »
Granted, but her groupies follow her around and the whole date becomes pretty unpleasant because of that.

I wish people would stop talking so loud on their cellphones while they're in a store.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3914 on: June 24, 2014, 02:41:46 PM »
Granted, people now talk exceptionally loud on their cellphones everywhere but stores.

I wish my muse didn't take holidays.

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3915 on: June 24, 2014, 02:50:03 PM »
Granted...your muse no longer takes a holiday but rather just leaves and tells others to avoid you at all cost which causes your creativity to shrivel into nothingness.

I wish the alphabet was rearranged so that when people say they'd put U and I together, it would already be done thus making it redundant.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3916 on: June 24, 2014, 05:54:39 PM »
Granted but everyone now talks in text speak.

I wish for a day at the spa.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3917 on: June 24, 2014, 07:28:17 PM »
Granted but the spa is closed for the day and your wish only covered today.

I wish I had a sexy female genie to grant more than three wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3918 on: June 24, 2014, 08:26:12 PM »
Granted, but her sexiness is an illusion, she's really a 10,000 year old crone and you only get a fourth wish.

I wish for a lifetime supply of vodka.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3919 on: June 24, 2014, 11:43:13 PM »
Granted...before you appears one shot of vodka.  You drink it then fall over dead.  It was enough to last your lifetime.

I wish for the next person to have a long happy life.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3920 on: June 25, 2014, 05:53:28 AM »
Thanks.  Now I get to hear the 24-hour version of Pharrell Williams' Happy 24-7 for the rest of my life.  Great.

I wish I could listen to Skrillex, Deadmau5, and Knife Party live at their concert in Los Angeles this summer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3921 on: June 25, 2014, 07:17:56 AM »
Granted. But before you can go, listening to there albums has the side effect of killing your low end hearing. So you can not hear bass. The resulting overload of treble makes you have vertigo and throw up.


I wish my cat would purr more.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3922 on: June 25, 2014, 07:52:19 AM »
Granted, but now your cat never does anything but purr. And it's annoying to the cat.

I wish for a bracelet from Tiffany's.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3923 on: June 25, 2014, 08:01:18 AM »
Granted, but it tightens itself around your wrist until it's quite painful to wear, and you can never take it off.
I wish for a dog-proof room.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3924 on: June 25, 2014, 08:05:51 AM »
Granted, but now no one can come in and you can't get out.

I wish for a real Tiffany style lamp.