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Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3850 on: June 15, 2014, 08:06:08 PM »
Granted...but it ruins all your fun!


I wish that everyone has a Happy Father's Day!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3851 on: June 16, 2014, 01:25:59 AM »
Granted...but it actually occurs on Mothers' Day.

I wish for a tree that grows money.

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3852 on: June 16, 2014, 01:28:38 AM »
Granted... But sadly they feed off human flesh....


Wish I could meet someone special in person...

Offline XxPersephonexX

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3853 on: June 17, 2014, 07:09:14 PM »
Granted... But they have other people who call themn thier special peron..


I wish I had no traffic in the morning

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3854 on: June 18, 2014, 12:04:47 AM »
Granted but now your gonna hate the traffic you have going home.

I wish I had my own Iron Man suit

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3855 on: June 18, 2014, 02:14:10 AM »
Congratulations, You are the proud owner of a brand new Iron Man Suit*
*Suit is a replica only, all parts, materials, and manufacturing done in Taiwan.

I wish I could hold my love in my arms.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3856 on: June 18, 2014, 09:29:28 AM »
Granted, but your arms get stuck so you can never let your love go.

I wish I could have a good nights sleep.

Offline Timidity

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3857 on: June 18, 2014, 12:34:39 PM »
Granted, but the bed bug militia will make it's attack on you with every peaceful slumber.

I wish I had a free maid.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3858 on: June 18, 2014, 12:57:27 PM »
Granted but the maid does a really terrible job, leaving you worse off than if you didn't have one.

I wish I had a cat.

Offline Timidity

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3859 on: June 18, 2014, 01:08:28 PM »
Granted, but the cat is rabid and comes with a demanding hobo.

I wish for a rainbow colored backscratcher.

Offline Rhedyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3860 on: June 18, 2014, 01:52:25 PM »
Granted but it leaves permanent rainbow stains over everything it touches.

I wish to not be scared of clowns.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3861 on: June 18, 2014, 04:20:20 PM »
Granted - however as you enjoy the circus for the first time in years, you realize how terribly afraid you are of heights... so much so, that you faint during the trapeze number.

I wish for a cone of chocolate ice-cream that I can enjoy without getting fat.

Offline Timidity

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3862 on: June 18, 2014, 08:32:36 PM »
Granted, but the chemical that causes fat prevention takes away your ability to speak.

I wish for serenity.

Online CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3863 on: June 18, 2014, 10:18:09 PM »
Granted but its the spaceship Serenity from the show Firefly which falls on top of you.

I wish I had a real Infinity Gauntlet!

Offline Davion

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3864 on: June 19, 2014, 02:42:25 PM »
Granted... It has none of the gems and superheros are still going to kick your ass for it.


I wish for a long and fulfilling d&d campaign

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3865 on: June 19, 2014, 03:10:04 PM »
Oh you get it... until it turns out it was all a day-dream on the bus and you are on your way to getting with your regular munchkins again.

I wish I would be around for our sun to go supernova - gotta be one hell of a view. :D

Offline XxPersephonexX

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3866 on: June 19, 2014, 07:30:57 PM »
Granted, but then you die just as it stars...


I wish I had my own gang to do my dirty work

Offline Garuss Vakarian

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3867 on: June 19, 2014, 08:18:07 PM »
Granted... But then you go to jail, their dirty work leads directly to you.

I wish I can simply go to any world, or universe I please at any given time! ("Today I will go to the world in Bleach." *Steps out of the Marvel universe.* )

Offline Timidity

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3868 on: June 19, 2014, 08:22:32 PM »
Granted, but you can never go back to a world/universe you've visited once you've been there.


I wish for a better air conditioner unit.

Offline XxPersephonexX

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3869 on: June 19, 2014, 08:37:12 PM »
Granted but then it blows up in your face...

I wish I could make swwet love to Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach Bbay)

Offline Usani

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3870 on: June 19, 2014, 08:39:22 PM »
Gets an amazing tattoo from LA Ink's Kat Von D.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3871 on: June 22, 2014, 12:37:39 AM »
Granted, but then you wake up and realize it was all a dream.

I wish I could go back in time to the Raw after Judgement Day in May of 2000 to see the Undertaker debut as The American Badass.

Offline Usani

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3872 on: June 22, 2014, 12:41:23 AM »
*Gasps* Noooooooooooooo!!

You manage to find a time machine that can go back in time to the point but it breaks down before you hit the button to set it off.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3873 on: June 22, 2014, 01:05:18 AM »
Nooooooooo!

I wish for a shiny red ball.

Offline MiraMirror

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3874 on: June 22, 2014, 01:09:00 AM »
Granted, but the ball is so red, and so blindingly shiny, that you can never turn away from it, and thus you die.

I wish I had unlimited strawberries!