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Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3800 on: May 17, 2014, 09:16:02 PM »
Granted...but you are also an animated cool guy in a PG-rated cartoon! (Oh, no...the horror! :-) )


I wish I were a bird!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3801 on: May 17, 2014, 09:25:04 PM »
Granted...you're one of the title characters in Rovio's Angry Birds games. :P

I wish I was on a tropical isle with a cold drink in my hand and the warm sun on my back.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3802 on: May 17, 2014, 09:34:34 PM »
Granted...but the cold drink is prune juice and you have no sunscreen...did I mention that you don't tan...you burn?


I wish I could get a surprise today!

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3803 on: May 17, 2014, 11:18:58 PM »
OK! But it's an audit! XD

I wish I could make Baja Blast stay in stores permanently

Offline CaptainNexus616

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3804 on: May 18, 2014, 12:56:50 AM »
Granted but since they stay in store permantely...they are not for sale.



I wish for a sexy female slave who will do my bidding

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3805 on: May 18, 2014, 01:00:49 AM »
Granted. You know own a woman who does your bidding...on eBay!

I wish for a tree to bloom for every new gas-guzzling car that's on the roads.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3806 on: May 18, 2014, 04:34:04 AM »
Granted, but they bloom all at once and block out the sun!


I wish I could go back to sleep!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3807 on: May 18, 2014, 04:37:08 AM »
Granted... but your dreams make you wish you hadn't.

I wish I could fly!

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3808 on: June 09, 2014, 02:11:45 AM »
Granted, but you have no pilots license, you are immediately arrested .

I wish I were married.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3809 on: June 09, 2014, 10:15:05 AM »
Granted...it's an arranged marriage...to a big, ugly troll.

I wish for a pet tiger cub.

Offline johnnyboyboy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3810 on: June 09, 2014, 10:16:32 AM »
Granted but it eventually grows up and Eats your face.

I wish for firefly to have more then one season!

Offline Asher

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3811 on: June 09, 2014, 10:17:37 AM »
Granted but from here on out its a reality TV show and it sucks.

I wish I could play any musical instrument I touched.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3812 on: June 09, 2014, 05:55:22 PM »
Granted, but you only know the tune for one polka.

I wish for a cute, fluffy bunny.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3813 on: June 09, 2014, 09:53:44 PM »
Granted, it has rabies, it kills your entire family.

I wish I had a Boat.

Offline Asher

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3814 on: June 09, 2014, 09:57:31 PM »
Granted. But its just a toy and breaks easily.

I wish I could play the piano.

Offline MelisaArtemis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3815 on: June 09, 2014, 09:59:19 PM »
granted but there is no piano

I wish I can sleep at home and still earn money =w=

Offline Asher

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3816 on: June 09, 2014, 10:00:24 PM »
Granted. But all of your money is monopoly money.

I wish that I could turn things into gold.

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3817 on: June 09, 2014, 10:02:57 PM »
Granted, but the gold is molten and burns everything and everyone, and every single thing you touch away, soon you are alone.

I wish Hugh Jackman was in my bed.

Offline Asher

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3818 on: June 09, 2014, 10:03:53 PM »
Granted, but he is Wolverine. So he kills you with his claws.

I wish I was the Riddler.

Offline MelisaArtemis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3819 on: June 09, 2014, 10:04:51 PM »
Granted, but riddle yourself and dies without able to solve it

I wish that I can be free to do as I please without consequences

PS: NOW you have a riddle... who ninja'ed who just now? XD
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Offline MonroeCat

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3820 on: June 09, 2014, 10:05:58 PM »
Granted, but you can't pick anything up with the fork,
I wish I was the only girl in the world,

Offline Asher

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3821 on: June 09, 2014, 10:06:42 PM »
Granted but now you are only attracted to females.

I wish I could sing.

Offline MelisaArtemis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3822 on: June 09, 2014, 10:07:15 PM »
granted but you sound like nails on the blackboard

I wish I can sleep at work and not get scolded

Offline Asher

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3823 on: June 09, 2014, 10:07:48 PM »
Granted but no pay.

I wish that I could grant wishes.

Offline MelisaArtemis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3824 on: June 09, 2014, 10:08:42 PM »
granted but only bad wishes

I wish I can give people happiness =v =