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Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #375 on: January 06, 2012, 07:27:47 AM »
granted. You're hit by a van and become a quadriplegic. This does entitle you to disability checks however, plus the owner of the van has to pay damages.

I wish for summer to come

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #376 on: January 06, 2012, 07:45:11 AM »
Granted, the dog, Summer, came to you and left because it was way too cold to be in Russia with you.

I wish I could change time.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #377 on: January 06, 2012, 08:59:18 AM »
granted, you changed time so now it runs a 26 hour cycle. Unfortunately the earth rotates at it's normal speed meaning the start oif the day is at a different hour every single day, people get groggy and confused leading to insomnia and eventually psychotic rages.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #378 on: January 06, 2012, 10:02:48 AM »
Granted, terrorism charges against you are lifted, you can catch a plane again.

I wish next poster gets rich

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #379 on: January 06, 2012, 01:32:18 PM »
Granted. ;) I become Rich and give it all away to the needy.

I wish I had a pencil tree.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #380 on: January 06, 2012, 01:59:05 PM »
Granted. unfortunately it's in bad soil so the pencil tips keep breaking.

I wish I had a money tree.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #381 on: January 06, 2012, 02:05:11 PM »
Granted. While you are sleeping I came over and harvested your tree. Sorry, possession is nine tenths of the law. I left you a dollar. :P

I wish I could be taller.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #382 on: January 06, 2012, 02:31:35 PM »
Granted, now you are taller than anybody else and can't find a guy to bring you to prom, you make them look short.

I wish I fall in love.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #383 on: January 06, 2012, 10:51:12 PM »
Granted. You fall in love with a stone statue, and she is stone cold.

I wish I had a living Pegasus.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #384 on: January 07, 2012, 06:06:02 AM »
Granted, but you must feed him and anytime you try to fly it, you get fined by the air control agency. Since you just donated all your money to the needy, you can't afford it and have to sell it.

I wish I was Theseus

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #385 on: January 07, 2012, 06:28:59 AM »
Granted, unfortunately Theseus is a mythical character. You're existence in the real world comes to an immediate end.

I wish I'd bought more cat food.

Offline naughtygirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #386 on: January 07, 2012, 06:30:49 AM »
Granted, the room that you are in floods with cat food, and you drown.

I wish for new underwear

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #387 on: January 07, 2012, 06:35:56 AM »
Granted. unfortunately it's all the wrong size.

I wish I had a new duck.

Offline naughtygirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #388 on: January 07, 2012, 06:55:37 AM »
Granted, unfortunately the duck has an appetite for human flesh  ;D

I wish I could become a nudist

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #389 on: January 07, 2012, 06:58:50 AM »
Granted, you develop a skin allergy to fabric and other materials, so you have to go around naked always

I wish my corruption becomes real for the girl next door to me

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #390 on: January 07, 2012, 10:51:53 PM »
Granted but then you find out the "girl" is really a guy in drag.


I wish I owned my own plane.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #391 on: January 08, 2012, 05:50:15 AM »
Granted, you are now a business woman who owns a charter company with a single plane. And you have to work 24/7 to make it profitable.

I wish I get kissed today

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #392 on: January 08, 2012, 06:25:24 AM »
Granted. An old lady see's you and walks up to you thinking you are her long lost nephew, she pinches your cheeks hard till they bruise, and gives you a wet sloppy kiss then drags you to her home.

I wish I had wings.  O:)

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #393 on: January 08, 2012, 07:31:46 AM »
Granted, you grow wings at your ankles, just like Hermes.

I wish teleportation was a reality

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #394 on: January 08, 2012, 01:29:15 PM »
Granted, though in experimental stage, you volunteer and go forward so far in time only machines rule and you become their slave.

I wish it was the year 1492.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #395 on: January 08, 2012, 01:36:13 PM »
Granted.  But, it's 1492 AE, After Extraterrestrial - they came, they saw, they conquered.  We're all slaves now.  Thanks for that.

I wish I had a more discerning palate so that I could be a judge on one of the many cooking shows on cable.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #396 on: January 08, 2012, 01:54:38 PM »
Granted. But you are invited to the children's cooking show. A plate of gummi worms is set before you to dip into very gross things. You must eat them and enjoy it, smiling often for the camera.

I wish I was a star.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #397 on: January 08, 2012, 06:07:56 PM »
Granted, you are a star on the verge of going nova. You explode, your dust travels millions of miles in space. It'll eventually give birth to another star or maybe planets and life-forms

I wish I could be an astronaut

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #398 on: January 08, 2012, 08:03:00 PM »
Granted, you land on a Sybl planet and are the guest of honor (main course) of some sybl dust aliens.

I wish I could see the Sybl dust aliens eat Flaming without being a side dish myself.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #399 on: January 08, 2012, 08:04:44 PM »
Granted. Though the dish you land on is self detonating and you become less than dust.

I wish you had chosen wisely.