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Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #350 on: December 31, 2011, 01:21:51 AM »
Granted! You look like the Joker in reverse!   


I wish I was taller than 5 feet.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #351 on: December 31, 2011, 01:40:41 AM »
You grew so tall that you broke in half and pushed daisies.

I wish I could be a virgin  :-[

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #352 on: December 31, 2011, 04:18:02 PM »
granted you are now a young virgin girl, whose hymen grows back each time, for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was happy.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #353 on: December 31, 2011, 08:01:17 PM »
Granted, you died happy from getting so high on ecstasy and other drugs, but left misery to those around you.

I wish I was good as Bruce Lee in martial arts

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #354 on: January 01, 2012, 04:51:18 AM »
granted, but seeing as Bruce Lee has been dead for several years his skills have deteriorated, thus leaving you unable to even move.

I wish someone would come with a wish I could corrupt.

Offline LadyJuliana

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #355 on: January 01, 2012, 09:33:11 AM »
(Sybl:  This is a late reaction but I just read the part where you want me in a cage? O_O  Or was that just me seeing things?  >__>;;   )

Granted!  But that someone happened to wish for your happiness.  Without knowing this, you corrupted that person's wish and ended up stuck in a life of misery. :P

I wish you would love me.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #356 on: January 01, 2012, 02:45:36 PM »
(Sybl:  This is a late reaction but I just read the part where you want me in a cage? O_O  Or was that just me seeing things?  >__>;;   )

Granted!  But that someone happened to wish for your happiness.  Without knowing this, you corrupted that person's wish and ended up stuck in a life of misery. :P

I wish you would love me.

(Lady Juliana: That was the bbc code [you ] no spaces = whoever reads it it, it reads their name. My apologies (well sort of :P;)

Wish granted. I Love you because you are so special and unique that I hound you for all eternity saying nothing but I love you 24/7 365days a year, nothing else spoken, in a drab monotone voice.

I wish I was beautiful.


Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #357 on: January 01, 2012, 03:01:56 PM »
Granted, It made every girl in the world envy you and your life is in continual danger from every female, and for every man that wants to get with you blood is shed.

I wish I could have faith and believe in something greater

Offline Sen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #358 on: January 01, 2012, 04:54:29 PM »
Granted, but the something greater decided not to believe in you--sorry, you no longer exist!

I wish my puppy would hurry up and potty train!

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #359 on: January 02, 2012, 10:43:34 PM »
Granted, your puppy now uses your leg as a tree.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #360 on: January 02, 2012, 11:02:59 PM »
Granted, you knew it then and forgot and now experiencing deja vu now.

I wish I could be superman

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #361 on: January 02, 2012, 11:08:10 PM »
Granted, but Lex Luther sent you kryponite.

I wish I owned a yacht.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #362 on: January 02, 2012, 11:09:38 PM »
Granted, your child plays with it in their bathtub

I wish I could teleport wherever I please

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #363 on: January 02, 2012, 11:13:35 PM »
 :o What child?

Granted, you teleport to your choice of place, unfortunately it is a parallel world and hostile.

I wish I was a living bird of paradise.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #364 on: January 02, 2012, 11:14:59 PM »
The child that came with your wish~

Granted, then paradise became hell

I wish I could meet people from E  :-X

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #365 on: January 03, 2012, 05:08:01 PM »
Granted, you meet people from E but not this E.

I wish I could dance well.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #366 on: January 03, 2012, 10:26:27 PM »
Granted, you dance well doing the chicken dance

I wish I could see my future

Offline misstiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #367 on: January 04, 2012, 02:10:23 AM »
Granted. You see yourself dead in three weeks.

I wish I could quit my job.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #368 on: January 04, 2012, 05:45:47 AM »
Granted. You quit your job and are black listed from ever working again.

I wish I had a wealthy uncle.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #369 on: January 04, 2012, 10:01:03 AM »
Granted, he used his wealth to creepily bug and stalk and watch you privately.

I wish I a wealthy beautiful aunt  :P

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #370 on: January 04, 2012, 10:01:36 AM »
Edit: I wish I had a...

I really want to edit so badly.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #371 on: January 05, 2012, 08:33:58 PM »
Granted you bet an a, and the world starts using a language of numbers only.

I wish I was in a new area.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #372 on: January 05, 2012, 10:48:13 PM »
Wish granted however you find yourself standing on a large rock in the middle of the ocean all alone.


I wish there was endless chocolate.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #373 on: January 06, 2012, 05:10:00 AM »
Granted. The whole world is engulfed by a tsunami of molten hot Chocolate engulfing everyone and everything, before solidifying Capturing everyone inside, suffocated by chocolate.

I wish for eternal bliss.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #374 on: January 06, 2012, 06:16:33 AM »
Granted, and you become catatonic.

I wish to not have to work for a living