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Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #325 on: December 30, 2011, 08:02:30 PM »
Granted, being the only person to compete at the local Bass Pro Fishing Video Game Tourny of 2012.

I wish I could charm any lady I liked.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #326 on: December 30, 2011, 08:08:16 PM »
 :o Win by default? Oh how cruel  :'(

Granted! But the lady turned out to be me, sorry!
And you almost charmed me, but then you cursed me with a foul play. In return, this charmed lady becomes your worst nightmare. :P  >:)

I wish I had a cage for [you].    ;D

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #327 on: December 30, 2011, 08:12:16 PM »
 :o Granted... but it's too small for me to fit into.

I wish Sybl wouldn't be my nightmare :D

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #328 on: December 30, 2011, 08:21:43 PM »
Granted, for the moment. At Midnight I reverse the role again :D

I wish I had a nickle for every time I made a promise.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #329 on: December 30, 2011, 08:23:48 PM »
Oh me  :o

Granted, but you couldn't make any promises.

I wish I could read minds!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #330 on: December 30, 2011, 08:24:30 PM »
Granted.  You can now read the minds of birds.

I wish I was in Sybl's cage.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #331 on: December 30, 2011, 09:08:30 PM »
Granted. Once you are in my cage you realize you are not alone. Two beady eyes are staring at you.  The little cannibal is starving and you are the main dish.

I wish it was warm outside, again.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #332 on: December 30, 2011, 09:09:24 PM »
Granted, but you're stuck inside freezing your ass off.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #333 on: December 30, 2011, 09:11:52 PM »
Granted. You sprout wings and get higher than the clouds. Suddenly your wing snaps and you fall to the ground, but not before hitting every thorn tree on the way down. Ouch!  :o

I wish I was a daffodil.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #334 on: December 30, 2011, 09:17:51 PM »
Granted, You're a painting of a daffodil that is left in the alleyway where beggars come lay and sleep on as a bed.

I wish I was the fastest person alive.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #335 on: December 30, 2011, 09:21:17 PM »
Granted. You are the fastest person alive. You are so fast you put everyone in the transportation dept out of work, and they all die of starvation. Now look what you have done.

I wish I was Judge Judy.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #336 on: December 30, 2011, 09:34:17 PM »
Granted, you become judge judy, but your show is canceled and you're left on the streets judging bums to who got what first.

I wish I could travel through time.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #337 on: December 30, 2011, 10:04:53 PM »
Granted. You travel through time. You land in -0. 00 and now your ability has vanished and you are stuck.

I wish I had a bag of hershey's chocolate kisses.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #338 on: December 30, 2011, 10:08:48 PM »
Granted, but I ate the bag of kisses.

I wish to be with my dream girl

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #339 on: December 30, 2011, 10:36:53 PM »
Granted. She is your dream girl only. When you wake up she is gone.

I wish someone would stop eating all my hershey kisses. :P

Offline LadyJuliana

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #340 on: December 30, 2011, 11:08:10 PM »
Granted!  That someone already stopped eating all of your Hershey kisses... because it's now ALL GONE!

I wish I could teleport...   ;D

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #341 on: December 30, 2011, 11:17:54 PM »
Granted, but you're constantly teleported until you wind up in space and died of lack of air.

I wish I had the ability to go invisible

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #342 on: December 30, 2011, 11:46:01 PM »
Granted. You aren't approved.  (maybe soon?)  So no one knows what you look like.

I wish I had the presidents job.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #343 on: December 31, 2011, 12:04:42 AM »
Granted, you were assassinated by the next leader of North Korea.

I wish I could be with someone physically for new years(Not family or friends, a loved one :D )

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #344 on: December 31, 2011, 12:29:21 AM »
Aw I don't want to corrupt that wish but I must!

Granted but the loved one is sound asleep and doesn't even know you're there.



I wish there were less rude people in the world.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #345 on: December 31, 2011, 12:30:23 AM »
Granted, but you live with all of them D:

I wish to be able to make people happy

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #346 on: December 31, 2011, 12:36:06 AM »
Granted but every time you need a serious moment they laugh in your face.


I wish I had a mint condition 1965 mustang.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #347 on: December 31, 2011, 12:41:08 AM »
Granted, you have a new toy model car.

I wish I could fly fighter jets.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #348 on: December 31, 2011, 01:08:33 AM »
Granted, In take off, an owl flies in front of you it is sucked into the intake and you crash, poor owl.  :'(

I wish I was 6 feet tall.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #349 on: December 31, 2011, 01:14:38 AM »
Granted, but everyone else is 12ft.

I wish I wasn't happy