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Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #300 on: December 27, 2011, 09:34:06 AM »
Granted, you have the most amazing ice cream sundae ever...but it's been solidified in a giant diamond to preserve it's awesomeness for all time.

I wish the world would explode.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #301 on: December 27, 2011, 01:57:32 PM »
granted, unfortunately you never specified which world, so bits of mars are now flying through space. One of them ends up hitting earth, and destroying only your house.

I wish for another wish

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #302 on: December 27, 2011, 07:08:37 PM »
Granted, you get more wishes, sadly for you your thoughts become confused and you end up turning into the kitten you are holding.

I wish I was famous.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #303 on: December 27, 2011, 07:53:20 PM »
Granted, you are now famous, only it's more like infamous, because you have turned into a well known serial killer, whose execution date is set for one week from today and all of your appeals have been exhausted!

I wish Mr. J would be here right now.


Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #304 on: December 27, 2011, 08:11:01 PM »
Granted. Mr. J arrives but he is the wrong Mr. J.

I wish I could sing on key.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #305 on: December 27, 2011, 08:30:41 PM »
Granted you sing in a key of b flat however everyone is singing in a sharp.

I wish i had a never ending reasonably sized bowl of edible non-poisonous, non mutant, non-alien, non-living cashews that won't kill me if i eat them, and won't overflow the bowl when i stop eating them and bury the world in cashews.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #306 on: December 27, 2011, 08:46:52 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately you turn into a cashew from over indulgence, and someone eats you.

I wish I had a camera to watch that scene unfold.

Offline Sahariel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #307 on: December 28, 2011, 02:55:45 PM »
Granted. Although, watching a ravenous little kid eat the giant man-shew engenders PTSD induced catatonia and you have to spent the rest of your life in a Mental Hospital, tied up in s straight-jacket.

I wish I didn't need  to shave every morning. . .

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #308 on: December 28, 2011, 03:41:07 PM »
Granted however now you're facial hair has grown out of control and people mistake you for a Sasquatch and chase you every where you go!

I wish I had a new career.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #309 on: December 28, 2011, 04:29:15 PM »
Granted, you sell used shoes on the street and starve.

I wish I had a new set of crayons. :)

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #310 on: December 28, 2011, 07:31:55 PM »
Granted, those crayons are made of animal fat.

I wish everyone else is happy.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #311 on: December 28, 2011, 08:43:18 PM »
granted and they are so annoyingly happy you begin to hate them all.

I wish I had something to do.

Offline Sahariel

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #312 on: December 29, 2011, 03:39:43 AM »
Granted you are now the proud owner of a magical sink that continually replenishes itself with an endless supply of dirty dishes.

I wish I had a puppy.

Offline a high bitch

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #313 on: December 29, 2011, 03:52:25 AM »
Granted, though the puppy was hit by a car, left for road kill, pecked at by crows, taken home by hobo, roasted and eaten, and you got the skeleton.

I wish I was in Hawaii.

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #314 on: December 30, 2011, 08:29:41 AM »
Granted, you're now in Hawaii, but someone there knows that you granted a wish which resulted in the death and tasteless handling of an innocent animal, so you are immediately captured and flown to Africa, where you are given as a toy to a 'pet' lion, who shreds your flesh in seconds, but you suffer in agony for several minutes before dying of your injuries and blood loss.

I wish I could spend a day at the spa.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #315 on: December 30, 2011, 03:34:41 PM »
Granted for you are taken to the most vile and filthiest spa. They began treatment with a nest of yellow jackets stinging you, followed by a vinegar bath, and finished off with leeches, because they don't want you to die from an infection.

I wish I control other people.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #316 on: December 30, 2011, 07:15:06 PM »
Granted, you control people, but from another galaxy, they are cannibals, and have you for dessert. ;)


I wish I was a cannibal  >:)

Offline a high bitch

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #317 on: December 30, 2011, 07:26:16 PM »
Granted, though you are allergic to human flesh, and every time you take a bite, you break out in hives, throw up several times, and break out in bad acne.

I wish I was famous.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #318 on: December 30, 2011, 07:28:27 PM »
Granted, you were famous for a split second for your death. But only one person saw it. And they then killed themselves short after.

I wish I was a giant.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #319 on: December 30, 2011, 07:39:39 PM »
Granted. You are a giant ant, and a blue jay gobbles you up.


I wish I was a princess.

Offline a high bitch

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #320 on: December 30, 2011, 07:42:32 PM »
Granted. You are a princess of hell, where all demons are looking to kill you. One kills you after you were princess for 2 seconds.

I wish I could control time.

Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #321 on: December 30, 2011, 07:44:02 PM »
Granted, Time froze then you realized you froze yourself and forever trapped watching time go by.

I wish I have a unicorn for a pet.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #322 on: December 30, 2011, 07:51:36 PM »
Granted, you are given a unicorn. It is old and tired out and it's horn falls off the next day.

I wish I had a pet orangutan.


Offline lonlyazn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #323 on: December 30, 2011, 07:53:55 PM »
Granted, You got a dried up orange for it tried to tan too long.

I wish I could find anyone in the universe.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #324 on: December 30, 2011, 07:59:55 PM »
Granted. You find someone but they are searching too.   You miss by a mile, hopefully the stars will smile on you both, in the end.

I wish I would be the woman's best, Bass Pro  fishing tournament trophy winner for all of 2012.