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Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2975 on: July 14, 2013, 02:15:33 AM »
Granted but you only fast forwarded a second.

I wish I could be a ventriloquist.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2976 on: July 14, 2013, 02:21:22 AM »
Granted, but an accident happened and now you can't talk normally.

I wish I'm a decent soccer player.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2977 on: July 14, 2013, 02:24:32 AM »
Granted but only for one game.

I wish I had a ventriloquist dummy.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2978 on: July 14, 2013, 02:30:10 AM »
Granted but it turns out to be possessed like the Chucky Doll.

I wish there weren't any clowns in the world.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2979 on: July 14, 2013, 02:36:13 AM »
Granted, but they are all replaced by Mimes.

I wish I had a good movie to watch.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2980 on: July 14, 2013, 02:39:37 AM »
Granted but the power cuts out right before you find out the ending.

I wish your power wouldn't be so finicky next time.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2981 on: July 14, 2013, 02:42:44 AM »
Granted...but the time after that it is.

I wish I had a wish that wasn't corrupted and was given to the next person.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2982 on: July 14, 2013, 02:59:36 AM »
Granted, but I'm going to waste it on something stupid and totally random.

I wish I was an oreo cookie.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2983 on: July 14, 2013, 03:01:35 AM »
Granted but someone tears you apart and eats your creamy filling and drowns your cookie crust in a glass of milk but forgets you and you turn to useless  mush on the bottom of the glass!!!

I wish I was... Dancing!

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2984 on: July 14, 2013, 03:03:31 AM »
Granted, you're dancing non stop until you pass out.

I wish there's no such thing as traffic jam.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2985 on: July 14, 2013, 03:05:03 AM »
Granted, traffic would be a disgusting flavor; instead there is now traffic preservatives. Enjoy!

I wish I was tired.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2986 on: July 14, 2013, 03:06:21 AM »
Granted, except you're punch drunk now. So tired you're hyper.

I wish my speakers were working properly.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2987 on: July 14, 2013, 03:07:53 AM »
Granted but you can't hear them.

I wish I was eating a Popsicle

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2988 on: July 14, 2013, 03:08:44 AM »
Granted, except your popsicle is made of plastic.

I wish I could dim my monitor slightly.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2989 on: July 14, 2013, 03:09:48 AM »
Granted but now the settings are forever changed and you can barely see anything.

I wish my desk was better organized at the moment.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2990 on: July 14, 2013, 03:11:53 AM »
Granted, but everything is labeled in big letters that are irritatingly scrambled.

I wish I had a hoodie on. It's chilly in here.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2991 on: July 14, 2013, 03:13:40 AM »
Granted but it's too small and thin, therefore it doesn't keep you warm.

I wish it was chilly here.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2992 on: July 14, 2013, 03:18:08 AM »
Granted, but it gets so cold you can't feel your hands - so everything you type takes 200x longer.

I wish the world was flat?

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2993 on: July 14, 2013, 03:23:10 AM »
Granted but you end up getting pushed off the edge when you try to peak over it.

I wish there was a thunderstorm.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2994 on: July 14, 2013, 03:24:21 AM »
Granted, but it was artificially created and it ends up killing everyone that matters to you.

I wish I could meet my favorite superheroine.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2995 on: July 14, 2013, 03:26:13 AM »
Granted but they think you're evil and end up killing you.

I wish I had Thors hammer.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2996 on: July 14, 2013, 03:27:32 AM »
Granted, but because of the ward of Odin you aren't strong enough to lift it.

I wish I had four arms... do I? Sure, why not.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2997 on: July 14, 2013, 03:30:28 AM »
Granted but they're T-rex arms and you cant really do anything with them. So they just kinda look dorky and none of your shirts fit anymore.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Offline Veluux

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2998 on: July 14, 2013, 03:31:39 AM »
Granted, but instead you've got narcolepsy.

I wish I had narcolepsy.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2999 on: July 14, 2013, 03:35:17 AM »
Granted but you can never again finish anything you start and will always miss the best parts of a show.

I wish I hadn't finished all my books yet.