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Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2950 on: July 12, 2013, 08:20:37 PM »
Granted but you die of diabetes.

I wish... I was done typing this.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2951 on: July 12, 2013, 08:22:52 PM »
Granted, but you can't seem to post it.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2952 on: July 12, 2013, 08:24:23 PM »
Granted but now your my slave.

I wish  you were in a PVC outfit!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2953 on: July 12, 2013, 08:36:01 PM »
Shiny, tight, and sexual.  Oh dear... my current mood only aggravates the situation.  And you don't have access to PMs or adult forums, yet.  You are cruel, you know that?

*ahem*

Granted.  I don't want to corrupt it... but... the outfit is to big and falls off me.

I wish for a change in subject before this goes beyond the PG-13 rating...

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2954 on: July 12, 2013, 08:52:01 PM »
Granted...but only to have it change once/if, I'm approved. ;)

I wish... I had some sangria.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2955 on: July 12, 2013, 08:56:43 PM »
Granted.  You have five drops of it.  Four of the drops are just the mix.

I wish you had a large sangria.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2956 on: July 12, 2013, 09:00:14 PM »
Granted but the pitcher its in breaks spilling it all over you.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2957 on: July 12, 2013, 09:11:14 PM »
Granted, but I'm still soaking wet and naked.

I wish I wasn't quite so wet.

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2958 on: July 13, 2013, 12:40:57 AM »
Granted, but now your clothes are on fire.

I wish my back wasn't so hairy.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2959 on: July 13, 2013, 12:42:55 AM »
Granted but now the rest of your body is

I wish I had a bottle of wine.

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2960 on: July 13, 2013, 12:45:07 AM »
Granted, but the bottle is empty

I wish I was a little bit taller

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2961 on: July 13, 2013, 12:50:19 AM »
Granted but your also twice as wide.

I wish my hair was colored

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2962 on: July 13, 2013, 01:18:14 AM »
Granted, but the chemical you use to color your hair turned out the hazardous. You developed a brain cancer.

I wish no one would ever have a cancer again.

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2963 on: July 13, 2013, 02:26:00 AM »
Granted but now they are all diagnosed with irrational cravings of chalk.

I wish I could sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2964 on: July 13, 2013, 05:13:18 AM »
Granted, but your dreams are filled with images of 1980s cartoon characters jumping up and down on your bed all night long. They sing the smurf song and don't.. fricken.. stop.

I wish for a nice coffee.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2965 on: July 13, 2013, 05:17:17 AM »
Granted. The coffee was so nice you won't be able to sleep for 3 days straight.

I wish to be inspired.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2966 on: July 13, 2013, 05:37:38 AM »
Granted.  You are inspired to take a nap.

I wish I could draw.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2967 on: July 13, 2013, 05:44:07 AM »
Granted, but whatever you draw ended up as insulting to everyone else. You're jailed as a result.

I wish you're not jailed.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2968 on: July 13, 2013, 05:56:03 AM »
Granted.  I'm free, but only on parole.  I have to be good.  v.v

I wish I could be naughty.

Offline Audrelline

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2969 on: July 13, 2013, 09:35:25 AM »
Granted, but nobody can be naughty with you.

I wish I had had pop-rocks candy.

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2970 on: July 13, 2013, 09:01:22 PM »
granted , but yoiu hate the flavor

i wish i had mind control

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2971 on: July 14, 2013, 12:14:45 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately it only works on baby bunnies.

I wish I had minions. 

Offline Vain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2972 on: July 14, 2013, 12:19:37 AM »
granted but they are all deaf mutes

i wish i had eyes in the back of my head

Offline FroreQueen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2973 on: July 14, 2013, 01:37:32 AM »
Granted but they’re only badly done tattoos.

I wish I had more books to read.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2974 on: July 14, 2013, 01:56:50 AM »
Granted, but they're all just copies from the books you've read.

I wish I could fast forward time.