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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2925 on: July 11, 2013, 05:14:09 AM »
Granted.  The cure makes humans sterile.

I wish for the end of the world to never come!

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2926 on: July 11, 2013, 05:19:43 AM »
Granted. The world never literally come to the end. With humans become sterile, however, the earth would eventually turned into an empty place.

I wish there's a way to re-populate the earth.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2927 on: July 11, 2013, 05:32:31 AM »
Kinky.  You and me, baby.  ;)  *ahem*  That is to say... Wish granted!  But due to the mutations caused by the cures, humans can only reproduce with the same gender (don't ask how men give birth - that's y'all's problem).

I wish I had red hair.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2928 on: July 11, 2013, 05:38:57 AM »
Granted your hair turned red, but everyone including become color-blind.

I wish I understand and able to communicate in Japanese.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2929 on: July 11, 2013, 06:29:06 AM »
Granted, but now you can only understand and communicate in Japanese, no other languages.

I wish I had something nice to eat.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2930 on: July 11, 2013, 06:32:21 AM »
Granted.  The Japanese develop a new language, and the old one - which you know - immediately becomes obsolete.

Granted.  You now have a sandwich in a tuxedo.  You just ate the groom from a deli marriage.  For shame.

I wish people could see and adore my beautiful red hair.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2931 on: July 11, 2013, 06:38:58 AM »
Granted, but it only lasts for about a minute or so before your beautiful red hair falls of and you're completely bald.

I wish people wouldn't keep implying I was a cannibal.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2932 on: July 11, 2013, 06:45:51 AM »
Granted, rather than having to imply you're a cannibal, evidence beyond a reasonable doubt is discovered via a video of you eating somebody.

I wish I could stay home from work today.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2933 on: July 11, 2013, 07:11:17 AM »
Granted. But you'll get triple amount of work tomorrow.

I wish to be physically fit.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2934 on: July 11, 2013, 08:03:12 AM »
Granted. You are physically fit... into a small box.

I wish I had a pet.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2935 on: July 11, 2013, 06:13:05 PM »
Granted. *gives you a cat from his garage*
Unfortunately, it only comes in pairs. *Tosses another cat from his garage in with it.* 

(If that doesn't feel like it has been twisted, I'm sorry, but I've been trying to get rid of these cats for YEARS)

I wish ... for a new job.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2936 on: July 11, 2013, 06:15:57 PM »
I wish ... for a new job.
Granted, you are now a human crash test dummy for Mythbusters.........and you don't even have Dental  ^_-

I wish I didn't have Writer's Block.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2937 on: July 11, 2013, 06:31:21 PM »
Granted. But the only thing you can write about is stinky cheese.

I wish for an anatomically correct life size female doll (since I'm a crash test dummy).

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2938 on: July 11, 2013, 06:50:32 PM »
Granted, but its made of solid steel and can't be posed.

I wish I had a 3-D TV.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2939 on: July 12, 2013, 06:56:03 AM »
Granted.  Your TV has three dimensions, but it gets no reception.

I wish for a wish.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2940 on: July 12, 2013, 07:14:32 AM »
Granted, but the wish is now corrupted and no longer usable.

I wish to be healthy all the time regardless of my lifestyle.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2941 on: July 12, 2013, 07:40:07 AM »
Granted.  You die very young, but at least you die healthy.

I wish all humans lived twice as long.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2942 on: July 12, 2013, 10:06:11 AM »
Granted but now they all want to kill you.

I wish I had a tan.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2943 on: July 12, 2013, 10:14:49 AM »
Granted.  It's on your ass.  And only your ass.  You look very odd with a pale body and a tan ass.

I wish your tan was evenly spread.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2944 on: July 12, 2013, 11:53:36 AM »
Lol, granted but you can't see it.

I wish I was approved on this site. :)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2945 on: July 12, 2013, 07:29:16 PM »
Granted, but not just yet.

I wish I had better internet service.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2946 on: July 12, 2013, 07:32:59 PM »
Granted but your computer now has a virus that prevents its use.

I wish I had new nail polish

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2947 on: July 12, 2013, 07:54:04 PM »
Heh.  Granted.  It looks hideous and rots your nails.

I wish I had a new hat.

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2948 on: July 12, 2013, 08:04:30 PM »
Granted, however its an alien that swallows your head.

I wish I was swimming in a pool.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2949 on: July 12, 2013, 08:12:36 PM »
I look sporty in this new alien.

Granted.  It's a pool of jello.

I wish the jello would melt.