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Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2900 on: July 05, 2013, 06:17:01 PM »
Granted. But all bacteria dies, removing many staples of life

I wish I was home alone for the day

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2901 on: July 06, 2013, 01:38:05 AM »
Granted, but there's a blackout for the whole day.

I wish I'm not so lazy.

Offline Krisje

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2902 on: July 06, 2013, 07:21:23 AM »
Granted, but because you're so full of energy you can't decided what to do and end up doing nothing

I wish I had a large box of freshly made chocolate ice cream

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2903 on: July 06, 2013, 06:08:18 PM »
Granted.  It melts before you get a chance to taste it.

I wish you had ice cream that never melted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2904 on: July 06, 2013, 06:09:40 PM »
Granted, but it stays solid and she can't properly digest it.

I wish it rained cats and dogs.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2905 on: July 06, 2013, 06:14:15 PM »
Granted.  You get clawed to bits by terrified falling animals.

I wish the cats and dogs landed safely.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2906 on: July 06, 2013, 10:50:53 PM »
Granted, but now the world is flooded with excessive cats and dogs. The horrendous increase in non-fixed animal population gives Drew Carey an aneurism.

I wish the cats and dogs would disappear safely.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2907 on: July 07, 2013, 12:39:09 AM »
Granted, but their destination isn't so great.

I wish to know life's meaning.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2908 on: July 07, 2013, 07:44:07 AM »
Granted.  You know it.  Then you immediately forget it.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2909 on: July 07, 2013, 07:43:36 PM »
Granted. You are now terrified for your life, because you are being chased by chainsaw wielding bears.

I wish you had a jet pack to escape the bear.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2910 on: July 07, 2013, 07:50:58 PM »
One jet pack, coming up.  Now make sure you watch out for the..... *yells out a warning a moment too late* .... plane.

I wish I didn't have the power to grant wishes.  It's such a huge responsibility. 

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2911 on: July 08, 2013, 02:28:37 AM »
Granted.  You have no power to grant wishes.  However, people still think you do and won't stop asking.

I wish people would take a hint.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2912 on: July 09, 2013, 07:59:25 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately they misinterpret your hint and you see no resolution to the real problem.

I wish I hadn't just hit my knee on the ottoman.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2913 on: July 09, 2013, 09:03:04 PM »
Granted, you hit your knee on the table.

I wish that it was a more comfortable temperature.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2914 on: July 10, 2013, 03:31:48 AM »
Granted.  The temperature is now slightly less bothersome, but still pretty uncomfortable.  It's "more" comfy, now.  :P

I wish that I had a delicious taco.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2915 on: July 10, 2013, 03:46:44 AM »
Granted, but you'll have a terrible stomachache once you eat it. Apparently it's poisoned...

I wish you're not poisoned.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2916 on: July 10, 2013, 04:52:22 PM »
Granted, she is not poisoned. However, that poison has to go somewhere, since matter can not be destroyed. Congratulations, you YOU are poisoned.

I wish you had the antidote.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2917 on: July 10, 2013, 07:55:27 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately there are side effects. The poison has been abolished, but you have a constant runny nose from here on out.

I wish I had a more comfortable mattress.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2918 on: July 10, 2013, 07:59:27 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately your husband still farts all night long in his sleep.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2919 on: July 10, 2013, 08:14:24 PM »
Granted, now you are never quite tired enough to go to sleep.

I wish that my internet was faster.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2920 on: July 11, 2013, 01:10:40 AM »
Granted, but you get all sorts of virus, spyware, etc. as a result.

I wish for everyone in the world to be unhappy. Except me.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2921 on: July 11, 2013, 04:51:33 AM »
Granted.  As a result, everyone hates the only person who isn't unhappy.  We team up to make your life a living hell.

I wish everyone felt neutral at all times.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2922 on: July 11, 2013, 04:57:12 AM »
Totally saw that coming =p

Granted. As the result, no one cared about each other anymore.

I wish for everyone in the world to be happy.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2923 on: July 11, 2013, 04:58:51 AM »
Granted.  As a result, there's a lot less stress and a lot more free love.  Also free sex.

I wish that this wish would never change.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2924 on: July 11, 2013, 05:12:41 AM »
Granted, but all the free sexes contributed to the widespread of AIDS. Humanity would soon extinct. Again.

I wish there's a cure for HIV and AIDS.