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Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2875 on: July 04, 2013, 03:38:32 AM »
Granted, it's now a slime flood (as in rpg slimes)

I wish I know everything except the meaning of life.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2876 on: July 04, 2013, 03:47:47 AM »
Granted, but the lack of knowledge of the meaning of life drives you insane. You're locked up in an asylum.

I wish for a cure to idiocy.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2877 on: July 04, 2013, 04:00:53 AM »
damn, I have a hard time corrupting that wish cus it would improve the world so much lol

Granted, a cure is developed. However, there is only one dose. And I just used it XD

I wish there were more cures.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2878 on: July 04, 2013, 06:29:42 AM »
Granted.  Turns out, the "cure" you took was a lie - and lowers your IQ by 75 points.  The new cures are effective, and there's just enough for everyone in the world... except you.

I wish you were back to your normal level of smartness.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2879 on: July 04, 2013, 09:12:18 AM »
Granted, but it turns out I was an evil scientist who then proceeds to take over the world.

I wish you were my minion XD

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2880 on: July 04, 2013, 09:22:07 AM »
Granted, but she stabbed you in the back, and took over the world while you're imprisoned inside a cell in an underground dungeon.

I wish she doesn't become an evil emperor.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2881 on: July 04, 2013, 03:07:05 PM »
Granted, But now they are an evil King

I wish I have more replies to respond to :/

Offline violet girl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2882 on: July 04, 2013, 04:13:51 PM »
Granted, but your replies take over your inbox overwhelming you completely.

I wish I had more energy to run.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2883 on: July 04, 2013, 04:24:28 PM »
Granted. But if you stop you die instantly.

I wish I was dry

Offline violet girl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2884 on: July 04, 2013, 04:29:03 PM »
Granted, but you become so dry you are dehydrated and die of thirst.

I wish I would never get sick.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2885 on: July 05, 2013, 01:31:24 AM »
Granted, but you're constantly in pain.

I wish you never felt pain.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2886 on: July 05, 2013, 01:43:32 AM »
Granted. violet girl now only experiences line in monotone. The is no pain, there is no joy, there is only existence. Good going Daoine.

I wish I wasn't so amazingly sexy all the time.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2887 on: July 05, 2013, 01:45:11 AM »
Granted. You're now the ugliest person alive in the world. Congratulations!

I wish that there will be no more traffic jam. Ever.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2888 on: July 05, 2013, 01:48:09 AM »
Granted.  Instead, all vehicles can only drive at 10 kph.  You'll get there... eventually.

I wish I could be omnipotent.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2889 on: July 05, 2013, 01:50:58 AM »
Granted. However, the wish-granter suffers a bout of dyslexia, and you end up impotent.

I wish the was at least one person uglier than I.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2890 on: July 05, 2013, 01:54:02 AM »
Granted, but it is Gollum from LOTR.


I wish I could have an earth shattering orgasm right....now.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2891 on: July 05, 2013, 02:13:46 AM »
Granted.  It's so intense, no orgasm you have from henceforth will ever compare.

I wish for a banana.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2892 on: July 05, 2013, 02:23:38 AM »
Granted, but it is a miniature banana and is gone in one nibble, so you are craving a banana even more now.

I wish I could build a time machine that actually worked.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2893 on: July 05, 2013, 02:28:24 AM »
Granted. You can travel to the day before today!

I wish Daoine got a bigger banana.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2894 on: July 05, 2013, 02:30:29 AM »
granted but now the banana is to big for him

I wish I had a dishwasher

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2895 on: July 05, 2013, 02:40:17 AM »
Granted, but it is the Fred Flintstone model and the dinosaur is getting kinda slow.


I wish I could be a movie star! :-)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2896 on: July 05, 2013, 02:41:17 AM »
Guilty.  You play a vampire in the newest Twilight movie.

I wish this banana was perfectly sized for me.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2897 on: July 05, 2013, 02:48:08 AM »
Granted, but you suddenly realize you are allergic to bananas.


I wish I could sleep forever.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2898 on: July 05, 2013, 03:01:19 AM »
Granted, but you're also trapped in endless nightmares.

I wish all viruses were eradicated from the world.

Offline violet girl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2899 on: July 05, 2013, 02:16:14 PM »
Granted. violet girl now only experiences line in monotone. The is no pain, there is no joy, there is only existence. Good going Daoine.

Ack!!! I think a life in monotone may be a fate worse than death!!

Granted, but the bacteria multiply and become stronger taking over the world with bacterial infections!!!

I wish there were no bacterial infections either