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Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2825 on: June 30, 2013, 03:33:33 PM »
Granted. She used you as a bait and run away.

I wish you can escape from the Sith.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2826 on: June 30, 2013, 03:42:06 PM »
Granted, but the by defeating the dark side, you will also destroy the light side

I wish my laptop was a little cleaner, but absolutely nothing else changed with it

Offline nakithefaile

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2827 on: June 30, 2013, 03:43:00 PM »
Granted, but now your room is filled with mud.

 I wish I had a cheeseburger

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2828 on: June 30, 2013, 03:50:49 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, it tastes really bad. No one knows why. Its just REALLY bad... and you have to eat it all.

I wish I could stop Cthulhu...

Offline nakithefaile

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2829 on: June 30, 2013, 04:01:21 PM »
Granted, but by stopping him you become him.

I wish I had superpowers.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2830 on: June 30, 2013, 04:06:04 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately you can't control your super powers.

Now that I'm Cthulhu, I wish the stars were aligned.

Offline Dizzi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2831 on: June 30, 2013, 04:45:28 PM »
Grnated, but it creates the big crunch

I wish I get to watch the big bang

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2832 on: June 30, 2013, 05:15:56 PM »
Granted.  It turns out to be a flop.  You demand your money back, but find that the universe has ceased to exist.  Oh dear.

I wish the universe existed again.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2833 on: June 30, 2013, 05:49:05 PM »
Granted, and it's back at being boring once again.

I wish for an alien invasion.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2834 on: June 30, 2013, 05:52:06 PM »
Granted.  But all they want is seffer blood - all of it.  On behalf of the planet - thank you for your sacrifice.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2835 on: June 30, 2013, 06:13:24 PM »
Granted.  Now, you're a goldfish.  You live a short life, remember none of it, then get flushed down the toilet to the sewer where you grow to a preposterous size and become Goddess-Queen of the sewer creatures.

I wish that in the war between the sewer creatures and the surface world, I am spared.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2836 on: July 01, 2013, 12:17:32 AM »
Granted, but then the ice warriors invade from Mars and harm you.

I wish to sleep peacefully.


Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2837 on: July 01, 2013, 02:03:04 AM »
Granted. You'll sleep peacefully and never wake up again. In other words, you're dead.

I wish I'm physically fit.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2838 on: July 01, 2013, 02:06:00 AM »
(What a perfect end for me :) )

Granted, but all those muscles come from your brain cells.

I wish I could make my online friends a bit more happy.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2839 on: July 01, 2013, 02:34:10 AM »
granted, but your friends are always offline.

I wish people would reply to my pms when I offer for a roleplay

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2840 on: July 01, 2013, 02:37:38 AM »
Granted, but they only reply to reject your offers.

I wish all the cats became catgirls.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2841 on: July 01, 2013, 02:44:16 AM »
would be better then no reply at all <.>

Granted, however they rise up and take over the planet

I wish I had learned properly for my test today

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2842 on: July 01, 2013, 03:31:25 AM »
Granted, but you forgot it completely the moment you receive the test questions.

I wish you'll do well in the test, somehow.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2843 on: July 01, 2013, 04:23:39 AM »
Granted. However, someone saw me cheating XD

just had the test, praying~

I wish i didn't fall down the stairs just now

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2844 on: July 01, 2013, 05:06:45 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately, the stairs were removed to prevent you from falling down them again. You'll need to find another way down.

I wish you had an elevator.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2845 on: July 01, 2013, 05:10:57 AM »
Granted.  It doesn't work.  You are all trapped inside forever.

I wish you weren't trapped.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2846 on: July 01, 2013, 08:53:06 AM »
Granted, now he's dead in the elevator.

I wish for the next person to find true happiness.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2847 on: July 01, 2013, 04:42:38 PM »
Granted, but since, as previously established, I am Cthulhu, my true happiness involves the stars aligning and all mortal life coming to an end.

I wish I weren't Cthulhu so that the stars wouldn't align and mortal life could continue.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2848 on: July 01, 2013, 05:12:25 PM »
Granted, but now you're a sweater.

I wish for nothing.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2849 on: July 01, 2013, 05:18:42 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, everything you own, including clothes, property, real estate, vital and non-vital organs and other miscellaneous body parts, your own life, your thoughts, and everything else you could ever conceive of, are now owned by a faceless mega-conglomerate corporation.

I wish you had some money to buy all of your stuff back.