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Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #275 on: December 10, 2011, 09:43:31 AM »
Granted. You just broke every dance in the universe, making dancing events and ballet extremly stupid looking.

I wish I would be where I am not.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #276 on: December 10, 2011, 09:51:07 AM »
Granted, but you aren't where you are, so you wouldn't be where you would.

I wish I was as crazy at the Mad Hatter.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #277 on: December 10, 2011, 09:54:42 AM »
Granted. In the world we're living in right now, that makes you completly average.

I wish I wasn't that hungry.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #278 on: December 10, 2011, 09:59:10 AM »
Granted, but you are so bloated now your stomach is going to explode.

I wish I could meet the Queen of London.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #279 on: December 10, 2011, 10:00:51 AM »
Granted, you meet her as a prisoner in the tower of london.

I wish I had more rp partners.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #280 on: December 10, 2011, 10:03:17 AM »
Granted, now everyone wants to play with you. Not able to decide, you make them all unhappy and get banned. Forever.

I wish my food was done already.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #281 on: December 10, 2011, 10:18:25 AM »
Granted but then it gets eaten by a cheeky monkey before you do.

I wish I had a cute monster as a pet.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #282 on: December 10, 2011, 10:28:04 AM »
Granted. Your cute monster likes to hug you very much. You are now squished.

I wish someone would tidy my place.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #283 on: December 10, 2011, 10:40:24 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately they had to throw away all your stuff for your room to be tidy.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #284 on: December 10, 2011, 10:41:06 AM »
I wish I could fly.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #285 on: December 10, 2011, 10:45:55 AM »
( Actually, that might be the best idea to tidy up here... )

Granted. You can now fly like no one and nothing else. Unfortunately you don't know how to land, and starve while flying through the air.

I wish I would be better with that program than I am.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #286 on: December 14, 2011, 11:02:56 PM »
Granted and you even succeed in changing what it does but now it doesn't work at all for anyone!


I wish I had my very own theater to watch all my favorite movies in.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #287 on: December 15, 2011, 10:19:07 AM »
Granted however the last group to watch a movie in the theater was a group of drunken horny college kids...all the seats, the walls, and the floor are all sticky in what you wish was soda but is really man juice.

I wish I was doing something productive.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #288 on: December 25, 2011, 03:25:20 PM »
Done. you're producing explosives for a suicide squad.

I wish I had a goldfish.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #289 on: December 25, 2011, 04:34:37 PM »
Granted, however your new goldfish is a member of said suicide squad's aquatics division. Boom, you're now dead.

I wish I didn't eat so much today.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #290 on: December 25, 2011, 09:33:59 PM »
Granted. You didn't eat anything, instead, the turkey roasted you ;D

I wish it snow everywhere for 1 day.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #291 on: December 25, 2011, 10:46:54 PM »
Granted, but the world is unable to deal with the prolonged snow and as such the entire population of Earth is annihilated under 400 feet of snow.

I wish we all didn't just die from snow burial.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #292 on: December 25, 2011, 11:45:16 PM »
Granted. You just found my cave and with a fireplace, you got all nice and toasty.
Unfortunately, I added too much fire wood, the snow seeps in, now melting and forces you out into the bad weather.  You are now an icicle.

I wish you had read I said for 1 day. :P

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #293 on: December 26, 2011, 03:58:16 AM »
granted, Ramman changes his post, and all the snow now falls in a single day

I wish all the E members would survive the snow.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #294 on: December 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM »
Granted instead they all perish in the flood from the melting snow.

I wish Sybl would realize I did read her post. :-P You never said how hard you wanted it to snow...hence the burial. :-P

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #295 on: December 26, 2011, 03:14:12 PM »
Ramman, seeing you didn't make a wish for me to grant, I will make one for you :P
Ramman wishes to perish in the dark abyss.

Wish granted, but by some strange force, at the last teensie moment, a Ramman-ness saves you. (Drats)  >:)

I wish Ramman would wear prettier robes ;D

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #296 on: December 26, 2011, 05:16:55 PM »
Granted, unfortunately before he does he wears one with the ugliest hawaiian print. The hideous image burns to your retina, and now for you it always looks like everyone is wearing that robe.

I wish I had a time machine.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #297 on: December 26, 2011, 05:51:35 PM »
Granted, but it fries in 1922 and you get stuck there.

I wish I had an aquarium.

Offline AribethAmkiir

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #298 on: December 27, 2011, 12:11:47 AM »
Granted

You have an aquarium, unfortunately it has a very fine crack, and after you finish filling it, the glass shatters emptying its contents all over the place.


I wish I could come up with an answer to James Moriarty's question.

Offline James Moriarty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #299 on: December 27, 2011, 02:20:05 AM »
And you do, but in doing so you damaged your brain so badly that now all you can do is mutter to yourself about ice cream.

I wish I had some ice cream.