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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2525 on: June 09, 2013, 03:33:47 AM »
(Im ok with that  ;))

Granted, it has no crystals to produce the blade.

I wish for a bottle of water.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2526 on: June 09, 2013, 03:39:56 AM »
Granted.  It's dirty, polluted water.  You might just die.

I wish for lightsaber crystals!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2527 on: June 09, 2013, 03:43:44 AM »
Granted but only a lightsaber can cut them to fit the hilt.

I wish for a new friend.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2528 on: June 09, 2013, 03:48:21 AM »
Granted.  Your friend has a working lightsaber and cuts the crystals to fit my lightsaber, effectively giving me a working lightsaber.

I wish for someone to use in lightsaber target practice.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2529 on: June 09, 2013, 03:50:51 AM »
Granted, you kill your soul mate before they can tell you how they feel.

I wish for a Jedi Master.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2530 on: June 09, 2013, 03:56:20 AM »
Damn.  Oh well.  I'm make a new one.

Wish granted!  They meet me, fall in love, become corrupted, and become the new Sith Lord.

I wish... for a Gungan!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2531 on: June 09, 2013, 03:59:14 AM »
Granted, Jar Jar Binks will follow you forever and never stop talking.

I wish I had a super power.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2532 on: June 09, 2013, 04:00:50 AM »
Perfect!  Target practice!  Lops his head off!

Granted.  You now have super sneeze power!  Whenever you sneeze, you blow people away.  Literally.

I wish you didn't do that.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2533 on: June 09, 2013, 04:03:18 AM »
Granted but my sneeze now blows away lightsabers.
 
I wish I had the force

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2534 on: June 09, 2013, 04:06:39 AM »
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!  Curse you!  CURSE YOU!

Wish granted.  One day, you swat at a fly buzzing at your face, and force push yourself into the next century!

I wish I had my lightsaber back.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2535 on: June 09, 2013, 04:07:48 AM »
Granted. But you only got the miniature version of it.

I wish for weapon ban!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2536 on: June 09, 2013, 04:08:21 AM »
Granted but it excludes lightsabers

I wish I had a time machine

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2537 on: June 09, 2013, 04:09:02 AM »
Granted.  It only moves forward in time.

I wish I had a sexier ass.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2538 on: June 09, 2013, 04:11:41 AM »
(....thats not possible) Granted but now your chest is flat

I wish I could move at the speed of light

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2539 on: June 09, 2013, 04:14:46 AM »
Dammit.  Damn twisted wishes.

Granted!  You explode.

I wish for an overall sexier female body whilst maintaining everything I love about my body and mind as they are now...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2540 on: June 09, 2013, 04:18:21 AM »
Granted but you are so attractive you intimidate all men and women and they are afraid to be with you.

I wish I could re-assemble

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2541 on: June 09, 2013, 04:19:19 AM »
Granted. But your legs are now in the place of your arms and vice versa.

I wish everyone would stop corrupting wishes!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2542 on: June 09, 2013, 04:20:02 AM »
Er... granted.  For a few seconds.  Counts...  Time's up.

I wish for a teddy bear.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2543 on: June 09, 2013, 04:21:04 AM »
Granted but the toy bear eats your hair making you bald.

I wish I had a pokemon

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2544 on: June 09, 2013, 04:22:59 AM »
I then kill the bear viciously and feed it to your Pokemon, which in turns makes my hair grow back instantly.  And then promptly disappears.

I wish you had a pokemone that didn't disappear.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2545 on: June 09, 2013, 04:26:51 AM »
Granted and thanks! Sadly its ditto....

I wish I had a match to every one of my socks

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2546 on: June 09, 2013, 04:27:52 AM »
Granted!  The match is your Ditto.  :P

I wish I could pry myself away from the computer and eat something.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2547 on: June 09, 2013, 04:30:10 AM »
Granted but Jar Jar will follow you

I wish you have a good day

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2548 on: June 09, 2013, 04:32:25 AM »
Granted.  But Jar Jar dies.

I wish Jar Jar would stay dead.  Forever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2549 on: June 09, 2013, 04:34:04 AM »
Granted but his little brother comes to visit you.

I wish we were friends