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Offline Jebble212

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2500 on: June 08, 2013, 10:01:32 AM »
Granted, but it's a wheat penny.




I wish for a Red Rider BB gun.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2501 on: June 08, 2013, 10:45:13 AM »
Granted, but you shoot your eye out. AND the compass in the stock is broken.

I wish for a cure to my Reese's Pieces anal geyser.

Offline Belle33

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2502 on: June 08, 2013, 01:15:55 PM »
Granted.  *hands over a butt plug*  You might want to clean that hourly.

I wish I could make it stop raining.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2503 on: June 08, 2013, 01:40:52 PM »
Granted. You now live in a desert wasteland life as you know it is forever changed, wars are waged and water is now the most valuable substance on the planet.

I wish cptBacon's butt plug didn't work. (*snorts* anal geyser)

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2504 on: June 08, 2013, 07:03:09 PM »
Granted, but you are forced to clean the mess

I wish I knew what to wish...

Offline beanhollow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2505 on: June 08, 2013, 07:15:51 PM »
Granted that you knew what to wish for a moment, but then...you forgot.

I wish that I didn't run into traffic during the rush hour.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2506 on: June 08, 2013, 09:36:40 PM »
Granted.  Now you get to walk in it.

I wish to cause the apocalypse!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2507 on: June 08, 2013, 09:47:01 PM »
Granted. You are now the antichrist.

I wish to live through the apocalypse and come out on top at the end.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2508 on: June 08, 2013, 09:51:09 PM »
Perfect.  Your wish is granted, you are on the top of a pile of zombie corpses - and you die immediately after the apocalypse ends.  Excellent work!

I wish to command and control all these zombies!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2509 on: June 08, 2013, 09:53:56 PM »
Granted. You now command a world made up only of zombies.

I wish ... uhm.
Crap I think all my wishes have been fulfilled.

I guess I wish to start all over again.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2510 on: June 08, 2013, 09:58:44 PM »
Yay!  New world!  Wish granted.  A brand-damn-new world has been established!  Everyone that was alive prior to the onset of the apocalypse is alive again!  And, they're not zombies!  However, the world is now owned and run by me.  So... thanks.  ;D

I wish to create a new gender.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2511 on: June 08, 2013, 11:34:58 PM »
Granted. A single perfect humanoid creature is created. Everyone on new-Earth is awed by it. Unfortunately, it has no way to reproduce. It lives a long, lonely life cursing the name Daoine Sidhe.

I wish for one uncorruptable wish.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2512 on: June 08, 2013, 11:37:30 PM »
Granted. Your one wish is not able to be corrupted, you are only limited to wish for things that you can do for yourself, within your own means, and are willing to do for yourself.

I wish my genie was the blue genie from Aladdin.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2513 on: June 08, 2013, 11:39:39 PM »
Granted.  Your wish to have an un-corruptable wish was not corrupted.  You will never be able to have such a wish again.
Granted.  However, since he was freed from servitude, and is only loyal to Aladdin and his friends, the genie ignores all of your wishes and simply gives you fake balloon animals that are actually just him in disguise.

I wish to genetically alter the perfect humanoid creature so that it can reproduce asexually, without altering its overall perfection in any way.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2514 on: June 08, 2013, 11:43:53 PM »
Granted. It soon overpopulates the world and everything in it. And it still hates its maker.

I wish my balloon animals to at least be cute.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2515 on: June 08, 2013, 11:51:18 PM »
Granted.  They look like me.  :P

I wish to further genetically alter the perfect humanoids to control their minds, and to use them for world domination!  Oh wait... I already dominate the new world.  Um...  well, I still wish to control their minds...

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2516 on: June 09, 2013, 12:13:55 AM »
Granted. Your mind control lasts for 30 seconds. The new subrace, now united under the common thread of hatred for their creator, rises up in global revolt. They start popping balloon animals in effigy.

I wish to escape the ensuing carnage.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2517 on: June 09, 2013, 12:16:00 AM »
Granted.  You are now a balloon animal that is not shaped like me.

I wish for the second apocalypse.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2518 on: June 09, 2013, 12:32:44 AM »
Granted. An apocalypse ensued... somewhere in Pluto.

I wish for a third world war to happen!

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2519 on: June 09, 2013, 12:39:53 AM »
Granted. I know not with what weapons it is fought, but I do know the new humanoids are nearly annihilated.

I wish to not be a balloon anymore.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2520 on: June 09, 2013, 12:55:07 AM »
Granted.  You were turned into one of the new humanoids just before their near-annihilation.  You are all that's left.

I wish for a cupcake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2521 on: June 09, 2013, 03:14:40 AM »
Granted but it is rock hard.

I wish for a more adventurous wife.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2522 on: June 09, 2013, 03:19:56 AM »
Hm.  Cupcake... weapon.  I can work with this.

Granted!  She's so adventurous, she wears you out in minutes!

I wish for your wife.  ;)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2523 on: June 09, 2013, 03:22:59 AM »
Granted, sadly she is not into women in the slightest.

I wish for you- ;)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2524 on: June 09, 2013, 03:27:11 AM »
Granted, but I spend more time seducing your wife to the dark side.

I wish for a lightsaber!