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Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #250 on: December 09, 2011, 10:59:00 PM »
I wish you had a wish to pervert!

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #251 on: December 09, 2011, 11:03:09 PM »
OOops hahaha ><  Granted! lol


I wish I wasn't so hyperactive.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #252 on: December 09, 2011, 11:10:58 PM »
Granted, you slow down so much the hospital thinks you're dead and leaves you in the morgues freezer for the weekend.

I wish i got more pm's.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #253 on: December 10, 2011, 06:43:14 AM »
Granted, but its just a pm telling you that your wish was granted.

I wish it wasn't so cold. I really have to pee but its too cold to get out of bed.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #254 on: December 10, 2011, 06:56:38 AM »
Granted, but then it will be too hot to resist the heat and instead of peeing you'd have to have a shower but the water is boiling.

I wish I had red hair.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #255 on: December 10, 2011, 07:06:15 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately, the dye is still in its testing stage. At least you won't have anymore hair issues for some time, as you're bald now.

I wish I had something else to do than waiting for customers.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #256 on: December 10, 2011, 07:11:51 AM »
Oh no!

Granted, unfortunately you are given the job to clean up the very dirty toilets.

I wish I could eat a lot of chicken without getting fat.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #257 on: December 10, 2011, 07:16:32 AM »
Granted, instead you get thinner by eating a chicken. You now look like this: |

I wish I could go home.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #258 on: December 10, 2011, 07:27:22 AM »
Granted, but when you go back home you find it invaded by creepy aliens.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #259 on: December 10, 2011, 07:28:15 AM »
Oooo new toys to play with :)

I wish Dor would made a wish  :P

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #260 on: December 10, 2011, 07:31:06 AM »
Ooops I forgot my wish! ><

Granted, but she'll make a silly one.

I wish I had hot cocoa.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #261 on: December 10, 2011, 07:33:20 AM »
Granted, but it's a bit too hot, as it melts the cup, the ground and basically the entire planet.

I wish the weather would stay like that until next week.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #262 on: December 10, 2011, 07:36:52 AM »
Granted but after that, for the rest of your life, the weather sucks. Tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis.

I wish that there were no natural disasters.


Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #263 on: December 10, 2011, 07:38:44 AM »
Granted, but then the planet would explode.

I wish I would visit Mars.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #264 on: December 10, 2011, 08:53:32 AM »
You visit Mars, but blue Martians find you a delectable treat and cart you off.

I wish I had some soup.

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #265 on: December 10, 2011, 08:57:22 AM »
Granted, but the Martiants really don't like it when someone steals their soup and destroy the world because of you.

I wish the glasses were already clean.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #266 on: December 10, 2011, 09:16:39 AM »
Granted, but then you realize the lenses were just gone.

I wish I would meet a clown.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #267 on: December 10, 2011, 09:19:46 AM »
You meet this clown.  Unfortunately, his name is "Bob Gray" a.k.a. "Pennywise the Dancing Clown".  Also known as IT.  Scary things happen.

I wish I had some very good chocolate.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #268 on: December 10, 2011, 09:25:15 AM »
Granted, Unfortunately your very good chocolate turns out to be the Red and Yellow M&Ms as zombies...they eat your brains.

I wish it wasn't cold in my bedroom.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #269 on: December 10, 2011, 09:27:01 AM »
Granted, only you realize your room is on fire.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #270 on: December 10, 2011, 09:34:44 AM »
*as no wish was made the universe is unbalanced and explodes.*

Good job Dor you blew up the universe.

I wish you'd get approved.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #271 on: December 10, 2011, 09:36:45 AM »
I thought I posted a wish, oops...

Granted, but the world exploded and it was for nothing.

I wish I was invincible!

Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #272 on: December 10, 2011, 09:37:54 AM »
Granted, but right at this point, the universe enters a state of total peace, so being invincible doesn't mean anything anymore.

I wish I had more of this delicious banana cake.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #273 on: December 10, 2011, 09:40:23 AM »
Granted, unfortunately, you get so many it fills up the room and you end up suffocating it it.

Offline Dor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #274 on: December 10, 2011, 09:40:49 AM »
I wish I can breakdance.