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Offline Angaroo

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2475 on: June 05, 2013, 01:36:08 AM »
Granted, but everyday after that will be an all out war between everyone on Earth.

I wish that vehicles didn't give off any pollutants.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2476 on: June 05, 2013, 03:44:13 AM »
Granted.  Now they don't exist.  You have to walk everywhere.

I wish summer wasn't so hot.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2477 on: June 05, 2013, 08:38:03 AM »
Poof, summer isn't hot, winter is.

I wish I were a gourmet chef.  (I am almost afraid to type that)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2478 on: June 05, 2013, 03:35:05 PM »
Granted!  You're a gourmet chef... on Mars.  Your food is utterly inedible by humans - including you!  So you have no idea what your food tastes like...

I wish I owned a planet.

Offline Angaroo

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2479 on: June 05, 2013, 09:32:30 PM »
Granted!

However...

As soon as you gain ownership of the planet, the star it revolves around collapses and you watch as your planet (and pretty much the entire solar system) gets pulled in to the newly formed black hole.

I wish I had a water fountain in my house that dispensed fruit punch instead of water.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2480 on: June 05, 2013, 09:37:32 PM »
Granted.  You are now deathly allergic to the red dye in the punch.  And you break out in hives if it touches your skin.

I  wish I had living room furniture. x.x

Offline Jebble212

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2481 on: June 05, 2013, 09:50:35 PM »
Granted, although it's made of still moving animal genitalia.




I wish for absolute power over type, position, and secureness of bikinis to women.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2482 on: June 06, 2013, 01:59:32 AM »
Granted, you're now stuck in an endless dream. In the real world, you are in coma.

I wish that war is a concept that never existed or will exist.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2483 on: June 06, 2013, 08:49:18 AM »
Granted!  Welcome to Stepford!

I wish for a new car.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2484 on: June 06, 2013, 09:01:34 AM »
Granted. You got yourself a new miniature car.

I wish that everyone, including me, doesn't have to work ever again.

Offline Kdyami

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2485 on: June 06, 2013, 04:53:32 PM »
Granted: Welcome to Planet Miranda

I wish I could start my own sovereign nation

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2486 on: June 07, 2013, 02:27:09 AM »
Granted.  You are quickly overthrown and executed.

I wish for more time in the day.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2487 on: June 07, 2013, 04:55:37 AM »
granted, each day lasts for a year.

I wish I my hugs have healing powers XD

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2488 on: June 07, 2013, 05:19:26 AM »
Hooray! Now, we all get to live seven times as long!

Wish granted.  By hugging a person, you heal a person.  Your healing powers induce a drug-like dependency on the hugs.

I wish I could get money without having to work (or sell my body or soul).

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2489 on: June 07, 2013, 09:05:59 AM »
Granted. Welcome to the United States welfare system...

I wish I had the power to enthrall people with a glance.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2490 on: June 07, 2013, 02:50:55 PM »
Yay, money!  Boo, welfare...

Wish granted!  You look in a mirror once, and you're screwed.

I wish I had a mirror.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2491 on: June 07, 2013, 02:56:20 PM »
Granted. You got a living mirror which swallows whoever look at it.

I wish everyone turn into atheist.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2492 on: June 07, 2013, 03:02:17 PM »
Granted.  The complete lack of faith in anything spikes crimes rates so high that the human population becomes extinct in less than a day.

I wish I wasn't tired right now.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2493 on: June 07, 2013, 03:13:16 PM »
Granted. You'll become numb for the rest of your life.

I wish that money would become worthless.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2494 on: June 07, 2013, 04:42:59 PM »
Granted. Money is worthless. People are back to bartering and trading goods to get the things they want. It now takes hours to make trades and get stuff when it used to take minutes...

I wish my car was powered by garbage.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2495 on: June 07, 2013, 07:53:16 PM »
Granted, but it forever stinks of a dumpster and it looks like garbage.

I wish I could have a back massage.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2496 on: June 07, 2013, 08:48:32 PM »
Granted.  It's performed by a fool who makes your back hurt much worse that it did.  He also charges twice as much.

I wish for a demonic pony.

Offline cptBacon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2497 on: June 07, 2013, 11:25:41 PM »
Granted. Your demonic pony is much faster than you, so it runs away.

I wish for an unending supply of Reese's Pieces.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2498 on: June 08, 2013, 01:54:44 AM »
Granted. They spew forth from your anus in an unending spray...

I wish ... Oh I wish I could carry a tune.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2499 on: June 08, 2013, 01:57:43 AM »
I never said I wanted a demonic pony for me.  I just wanted one to exist so it could wreak havoc on the world.  Muwhahahaa!

Wish granted!  There's so many that you are buried underneath them, and have no hope of ever getting out.

I wish for a shovel to start digging you out.


Wish granted!  You can now carry a tune, but only when you're totally nude in front of complete strangers.

I wish for a magical penny... of DOOM!