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Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2450 on: June 03, 2013, 05:40:14 PM »
Granted.  We now have an infinite supply of guns and ammo.  What we don't have is a way to make the guns stop firing...  So, we're kinda trapped on this side of the guns...

I wish we were not in an apocalyptic world anymore.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2451 on: June 03, 2013, 06:04:12 PM »
granted, we are now in prehistoric times.

I wish the local T-rex isn't hungry.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2452 on: June 03, 2013, 06:18:57 PM »
Granted.  But the local pterodactyl is...

I wish we were in modern times!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2453 on: June 03, 2013, 06:21:29 PM »
granted, we are now in the modern time. the dinosaurs joined us

I wish all the dinosaurs were on an island, like jurassic park

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2454 on: June 03, 2013, 07:01:33 PM »
granted, we are now in the modern time. the dinosaurs joined us

I wish all the dinosaurs were on an island, like jurassic park


Granted... But you're Allen Grant, and just like in Jurassic Park, the fences aren't operational.


I wish I could win the lottery.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2455 on: June 03, 2013, 07:06:52 PM »
Granted.  The lottery jackpot was $5, but the ticket cost you $20.  You ended up losing $15.  Tsk, tsk.

I wish for something new.

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2456 on: June 03, 2013, 07:10:45 PM »
Granted.  The lottery jackpot was $5, but the ticket cost you $20.  You ended up losing $15.  Tsk, tsk.

I wish for something new.

haha, that sounds like my luck. Now I know why I don't play.
Granted, you're given a new car, but it's got so many bugs in it that it spends more time in the shop than in your driveway.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2457 on: June 03, 2013, 07:12:02 PM »
Maybe there's a hot mechanic or two at the shop with whom to get... entangled... ;)

Granted!  You cannot, however, figure out how to land.

I wish for a smoothie.

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2458 on: June 03, 2013, 07:14:20 PM »
You might be right, there could be.

Granted, but it's the two flavors mixed, your all time favorite and the one you hate the most.


I wish I owned a ranch.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2459 on: June 03, 2013, 07:21:39 PM »
You might be right, there could be.

Granted, but it's the two flavors mixed, your all time favorite and the one you hate the most.


I wish I owned a ranch.

Granted!  But it's all camels and all they do is spit.  At you.  With glaring accuracy (I think you should stay inside).

I wish Snickerz had a better ranch.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2460 on: June 03, 2013, 08:19:16 PM »
Granted.  Now there's also llamas, and they spit twice as far.

I wish Snickerz didn't have spitting animals on the ranch.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2461 on: June 03, 2013, 09:18:53 PM »
Granted!  Now she has lol kitties trying to break into the house to eat her.  And a lynx in the sinks but it's lazy so no foul.

I wish Snickerz somewhere safe away from her ranch.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2462 on: June 04, 2013, 01:47:15 AM »
Granted, he's with me on the Jurassic park like island.

I wish... for a cookie!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2463 on: June 04, 2013, 02:27:38 AM »
Granted.  It's a dirt-and-worms cookie.  Enjoy.

I wish you had a chocolate chip cookie, instead.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2464 on: June 04, 2013, 04:15:23 AM »
granted, I get the cookie, but it's already eaten...

I wish I could give you a healthy cookie :3

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2465 on: June 04, 2013, 12:56:45 PM »
granted it is the most healthy and delicious cookie ever....to bad teh dog ate it

I wish I had a dog

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2466 on: June 04, 2013, 02:18:16 PM »
Granted, but it has rabies and bites when you try to pet it.

I wish you don't pet the dog.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2467 on: June 04, 2013, 03:43:10 PM »
Granted, but you've pet it instead.

I wish i could cut the ego of people who consider everyone else lesser then them.

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2468 on: June 04, 2013, 07:08:38 PM »
Granted, but you've pet it instead.

I wish i could cut the ego of people who consider everyone else lesser then them.

I just want you ALL to know. I will get even!
Give me a ranch with spitting livestock that turns into an episode of Strays only to put me on an island with man eating dinosaurs.
*laughs*
And here I thought only KS had that much bad luck.

Granted, unfortunately the ego is the only thing that gave them any sort of self esteem, so the shoe is on the other foot.

(I'm scared to make a wish. haha)
I wish.... I wish I could give everyone a giant teddy bear. :-)

Offline Angaroo

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2469 on: June 04, 2013, 07:21:55 PM »
Granted, but they're all 100 miles tall by 50 miles wide teddy bears. Multiply that by 7 billion and the world is now covered in teddy bears, leading to man kind and pretty much every species on Earth to suffocate.

I wish that I could play every musical instrument in the world at a professional level.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2470 on: June 04, 2013, 11:13:38 PM »
Granted.  But since that takes so much practice you are 90 yrs old with musical instruments your only talent, and you've never been so much as scouted on a single one since you've hopped from one to the next.

I wish I had wings that worked.

Offline Angaroo

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2471 on: June 05, 2013, 12:48:37 AM »
Granted, but you fly to close to a forest during hunting season and a hunter mistakes you for a bird.

I wish that everybody in the world knew me and liked me.

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2472 on: June 05, 2013, 12:51:08 AM »
Granted, but they like you so much that they're going to stalk you and do other creepy stuffs.

I wish for a fast and stable internet connection~

Offline Angaroo

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2473 on: June 05, 2013, 01:04:15 AM »
Granted, but you pay 200 dollars a month for it. On top of that, you forget to put a password on it, allowing anyone in your area to connect to it. This makes the connection sub-par at best.

I wish that I didn't have to get up in 5 hours for work.  :'(

Offline seffer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2474 on: June 05, 2013, 01:10:29 AM »
Granted, you'll get up in 3 hours for work instead.

I wish for a peaceful day.