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Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2425 on: June 02, 2013, 02:45:44 PM »
Granted, but you've now caused a paradoxical explosion that wiped out all reality. Thank goodness the Doctor arrived - he fixed everything as well as he could, but it's not exactly the same... and everything tastes purple right now.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Granted, but the side effect to the shot you receive is that you can never sleep again.

I wish I was financially set for life.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2426 on: June 02, 2013, 03:31:32 PM »
Granted, but the side effect to the shot you receive is that you can never sleep again.

I wish I was financially set for life.

Granted, but it's a bare minimum with no luxury expenses and unable to be passed on to your family.

I wish I had a time machine.

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2427 on: June 02, 2013, 04:12:55 PM »
Granted, but it's a bare minimum with no luxury expenses and unable to be passed on to your family.

I wish I had a time machine.
I think I can live with that.

Granted, it will take you in time once, after you arrive there however it will be destroyed and you will not be able to return home.

I wish I could visit a far off distant land.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2428 on: June 02, 2013, 05:05:33 PM »
I think I can live with that.

Granted, it will take you in time once, after you arrive there however it will be destroyed and you will not be able to return home.

I wish I could visit a far off distant land.

One way trip, huh?

Granted, but the "land" is actually the three-mile-long garbage island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

I wish I could meet a race of intelligent extraterrestrials.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2429 on: June 02, 2013, 05:06:54 PM »
One way trip, huh?

Granted, but the "land" is actually the three-mile-long garbage island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

I wish I could meet a race of intelligent extraterrestrials.

granted, but they do their research on you, resulting in some nasty side effects.

I wish that a girl actually fell in love with me for who I am, and wouldn't try to change me all the time.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2430 on: June 02, 2013, 06:45:51 PM »
granted, but they do their research on you, resulting in some nasty side effects.

I wish that a girl actually fell in love with me for who I am, and wouldn't try to change me all the time.

Granted.  She only changes you once.  You're still a completely different person when it's over though.  And now neither of you are satisfied.

I wish my Cheerios were the cure for all disease.

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2431 on: June 02, 2013, 08:40:19 PM »
Granted.  She only changes you once.  You're still a completely different person when it's over though.  And now neither of you are satisfied.

I wish my Cheerios were the cure for all disease.

Granted, but as a result they are more difficult to come by and all other cures have been eliminated.

I wish I was braver when it came to my emotions.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2432 on: June 03, 2013, 01:11:26 AM »
Granted.  You are now forward and brash, and tend to intimidate others.

I wish I had a much better job.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2433 on: June 03, 2013, 02:45:09 AM »
granted, you get a slightly better job. However, travel expenses  make you end up earning less then you did before.

I wish rpg's would be real...

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2434 on: June 03, 2013, 03:19:25 AM »
Granted.  You are now a level 8 adventurer, but you're lost in a level 44 dungeon.  Good luck!

I wish I could gain 5,000 more experience...

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2435 on: June 03, 2013, 03:28:12 AM »
I suppose I'll hide til some highlevel guy comes around XD

Granted, However, the only quest with that reward is the quest to go save me.

I wish this was a lower level dungeon!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2436 on: June 03, 2013, 03:32:09 AM »
I complete the quest, rescue you, gain my 5,000 experience points and level up to level 39 (finally)!  Haha!

Wish granted!  I simply lower the difficulty level from Master to Novice.  Now, it's a level 5 dungeon.  However, since you're now playing on a much lower difficulty, the amount of experience necessary to level up is tripled.  Oh, dread.

I wish we weren't in this dungeon anymore...

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2437 on: June 03, 2013, 06:09:24 AM »
Granted, we're now in the lvl 50 pvp area.

to talk about bad luck XD

I wish my class is Gambler (dnd custom class I once found, and still think is pretty damn awesome XD)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2438 on: June 03, 2013, 06:11:24 AM »
Granted.  But your luck stat is 6, imparting a -2 modifier to all of your luck-based rolls.

I wish we weren't in the PvP area...

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2439 on: June 03, 2013, 06:16:49 AM »
Granted, we're now at the game's final boss.

I wish my luck is raised to it's maximum

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2440 on: June 03, 2013, 06:37:48 AM »
Granted!  You're lucky enough to narrowly avoid the boss's ultimate attack!  Unfortunately, luck doesn't factor into the unblockable, defense-ignoring explosion side effect.  Being such a low level character, you're pulverized by the side effect and turned into small little bits of game data.

I wish I knew a resurrection spell to bring you back.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2441 on: June 03, 2013, 06:52:51 AM »
granted, however the game mistook it for necromancy.

I wish you used phoenix down instead.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2442 on: June 03, 2013, 03:57:41 PM »
Granted.  You are restored with 1/4 health, and then quickly killed by the boss again.

I wish we weren't fighting the boss anymore...

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2443 on: June 03, 2013, 04:10:27 PM »
Granted, we are now stuck in a loading screen

I wish you used another phoenix down xD

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2444 on: June 03, 2013, 04:13:14 PM »
Granted, but the loading screen froze in the middle of the action and forced a reset.  Since we hadn't saved the game progress since before you were lost in that damn dungeon, we're sent all the way back to the middle of nowhere.  Dammit... there goes my level 39.

I wish we were near a game-save checkpoint.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2445 on: June 03, 2013, 04:41:01 PM »
On the bright side, now we can lvl together quickly xD

Granted, but the safepoint is so crowded it's unclickable

I wish this crowd was gone XD

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2446 on: June 03, 2013, 04:45:44 PM »
Granted.  A sudden mini-boss appears and kills everyone huddled around the save point.  Since we were just far enough away, we live, but the save point has been destroyed in the process.  This is a very dangerous game...

I wish for a magic crossbow that shoots nuclear-powered bolts.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2447 on: June 03, 2013, 05:03:34 PM »
Granted, but the bolts are badly packaged and cause radiation sickness.

I wish we are immune to radiation xD


Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2448 on: June 03, 2013, 05:13:05 PM »
Granted, we will now survive a nuclear apocalypse.  Which, as irony would have it... just occurred.

I wish we had uncontaminated food and water...

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2449 on: June 03, 2013, 05:37:42 PM »
Granted, you receive a food and water purifier. Now all the mutated wildlife and survivors are after us because of it.

I wish we had the weapons to drive them off D;