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Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2400 on: May 31, 2013, 04:12:38 AM »
Granted, however, you have no control over it, and you read everyone's mind at the same time, causing you to lose track of yourself D;

I wish you didn't wish that.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2401 on: May 31, 2013, 06:27:23 AM »
Granted.  Now instead of losing track of myself, my powers cause everyone else's minds to shatter, leaving them mentally disabled for life.

I wish I didn't have any debts to pay.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2402 on: May 31, 2013, 06:31:28 AM »
Granted.  Now instead of losing track of myself, my powers cause everyone else's minds to shatter, leaving them mentally disabled for life.

I wish I didn't have any debts to pay.

Granted.  You are now legally dead.  Unfortunately you also have no money because all that was in your bank account that you no longer can access!

I wish I had all the money you lost when you were declared dead!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2403 on: May 31, 2013, 06:35:17 AM »
Granted.  You inherit a checking account that is $3.47 overdrawn.  Since you claimed the checking account, the government has decided you are responsible for the remainder of my debt.  You now owe an additional $31,000.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2404 on: May 31, 2013, 06:45:52 AM »
Granted, you are now my undead servant

I wish I wasn't a necromancer

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2405 on: May 31, 2013, 06:48:30 AM »
Granted, you are now my undead servant

I wish I wasn't a necromancer

Granted.  Your undead servant eats you now that you can't control her.

I wish love WASN'T a battlefield!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2406 on: May 31, 2013, 07:02:25 AM »
Granted.  Your undead servant eats you now that you can't control her.

I wish love WASN'T a battlefield!
Should have thought of that lol.

Granted, however, love isn't as satisfying anymore cus now it doesn't require you to fight for it.

I wished that my wish about not being a necromancer is reversed

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2407 on: May 31, 2013, 07:04:14 AM »
Should have thought of that lol.

Granted, however, love isn't as satisfying anymore cus now it doesn't require you to fight for it.

I wished that my wish about not being a necromancer is reversed

Granted.  You're a necromancer again.  You are, unfortunately, still dead, and magic doesn't work for dead people.

I wish for a better computer.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2408 on: May 31, 2013, 07:12:40 AM »
Granted, you get your computer, but a solarflare knocks out all the electronical devices of the earth, rendering it useless, if it's circuitry survived it.

I wish I am a living necromancer!

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2409 on: May 31, 2013, 07:14:42 AM »
Granted, you get your computer, but a solarflare knocks out all the electronical devices of the earth, rendering it useless, if it's circuitry survived it.

I wish I am a living necromancer!

Granted.  A hero from the new world of no electronics rises up and destroys you.

I wish I were a hero!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2410 on: May 31, 2013, 07:18:28 AM »
But I'm no evil necromancer!

anyways, Granted, you're a hero... but that all happens in a coma.

I wish that the electronics of the world are restored!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2411 on: May 31, 2013, 09:28:11 PM »
Granted.  In order to enact such a powerful feat, the gods demand a sacrifice, and accept your soul as payment.  You are now a zombie without an ounce of intelligence.

I wish you weren't a zombie...

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2412 on: May 31, 2013, 10:58:22 PM »
Granted!  He is no longer a zombie, but now a vegetable (that's better, kind of...).

I wish for a house with no mortgage.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2413 on: May 31, 2013, 11:12:53 PM »
Granted.  It's a one-room house with no bathroom, no power of any sort, no doors - just gapping holes where the doors should be - and is scheduled to be bulldozed.

I wish you had a nicer house with no mortgage.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2414 on: May 31, 2013, 11:27:27 PM »
Granted!  I get doors, but they won't stop the demolition crew.  Oh well.

I wish I could be on vacation so I'd have more time to write.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2415 on: May 31, 2013, 11:43:38 PM »
Granted.  It's a permanent vacation.  To the middle of nowhere.

I wish to not be bored.

Offline Snickerz

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2416 on: June 01, 2013, 01:41:21 PM »
Granted.  It's a permanent vacation.  To the middle of nowhere.

I wish to not be bored.

Granted, and once you've finished a weeks worth of dishes you can wash all of the clothing for the residents of E.

I wish I didn't live in town, rather have a place in the country.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2417 on: June 01, 2013, 02:05:37 PM »
Granted, but your place is build on an ancient native American burial site. At night many vengeful spirits rise to avenge the desecration of their graves.

I wish the world was mine.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2418 on: June 02, 2013, 01:11:10 AM »
Granted.  You now own a desolate, unlivable planet six billion lightyears away that will be destroyed be a supernova in five seconds.

I wish I was immortal.

Offline Angaroo

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2419 on: June 02, 2013, 03:28:09 AM »
Granted! However, a meteor destroys Earth and sends you flying, leaving you floating through space for all eternity.

I wish gas was cheaper.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2420 on: June 02, 2013, 03:33:54 AM »
Woo, free trip!

Wish granted.  Gas is now worthless, since all vehicles are inoperable following the massive sun flare that wiped out all electronics.

I wish I wasn't so damn bored.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2421 on: June 02, 2013, 05:27:05 AM »
Granted, you fall in love with an insane sadistic serial killer.

I wish i was more confident in myself

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2422 on: June 02, 2013, 05:37:55 AM »
Granted.  You are now a narcissistic, insane, sadistic serial killer.  Congrats!

I wish you didn't kill people...

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2423 on: June 02, 2013, 01:49:11 PM »
granted, I now just put them into coma XD

I wish all wishes that have been in this thread are undone.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2424 on: June 02, 2013, 01:59:05 PM »
Granted, but you've now caused a paradoxical explosion that wiped out all reality. Thank goodness the Doctor arrived - he fixed everything as well as he could, but it's not exactly the same... and everything tastes purple right now.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.