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Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2375 on: May 29, 2013, 07:46:11 AM »
Granted. It's the perfect avatar, but it keeps malfunctioning and causes your computer to freeze up any time it's displayed on-screen.

I wish I could have my groceries delivered today so I didn't have to go to the store.

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2376 on: May 29, 2013, 08:23:41 AM »
Granted, but I wouldn't be ordering produce.  It takes 3 weeks to deliver.  ^.^

I wish everyday was Halloween.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2377 on: May 29, 2013, 03:20:03 PM »
Granted, but everyone dies of sugar overload

I wish i have the ability to create things by drawing it

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2378 on: May 29, 2013, 03:28:54 PM »
Granted. Now just draw something, and wham! You've created a drawing of that thing! ...What? You never specified that you wanted to create the actual. physical things...

I wish I understood just what's so great about this Doctor Who show that people keep talking about it.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2379 on: May 29, 2013, 03:40:45 PM »
Omg yu culture barbarian loljk.

Granted, but the daleks come and get you

I wish i had a girlfriend (forever alone xD)

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2380 on: May 29, 2013, 03:49:25 PM »
Granted. She is the overly-attached girlfriend (look up the meme if you don't already know it ;P).

I wish for a delicious muffin!

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2381 on: May 29, 2013, 03:52:47 PM »
(Is it sad i'm used to dealing with those types?)

Granted but it's also highly poisonous

I wish i had all the money i need as a cheque whenever i want to buy something

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2382 on: May 29, 2013, 07:46:47 PM »
Granted.  The check/cheque bounces every time you try to use it, and you are arrested for attempting to steal things.

I wish that I was a master computer programmer.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2383 on: May 30, 2013, 03:23:24 AM »
Granted, you create Skynet

I wish I wasn't feeling sick anymore.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2384 on: May 30, 2013, 03:28:02 AM »
Perfect.  My conquest of the human race is nearly complete.

Your wish is granted.  You're dead.

I wish you weren't dead anymore.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2385 on: May 30, 2013, 04:11:42 AM »
Perfect.  My conquest of the human race is nearly complete.

Your wish is granted.  You're dead.

I wish you weren't dead anymore.

Granted, he's now a horrible unliving abomination that hates the living.

I wish for fudge.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2386 on: May 30, 2013, 04:31:13 AM »
granted, *stuffs zombievirus infected fudge in your mouth* XD

I wish I am no longer a horrible unliving abomination that hates the living.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2387 on: May 30, 2013, 04:39:10 AM »
Granted.  Now you're a living abomination that hates the living.

I wish you didn't hate anything or anyone.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2388 on: May 30, 2013, 06:07:43 AM »
Granted! He becomes a hippie, full of peace and love for everything and everyone, and is then assaulted by a vicious gang of neo-nazis who hate everything and everyone.

I wish today was tomorrow!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2389 on: May 30, 2013, 06:10:39 AM »
When I was growing up, my Dad taught me to never say i hate anyone, just to say that I 'have no use for them'.  So your wish is granted: I don't hate anyone, but there are a heck of a lot of people I 'have no use for'.

Granted. Today is yesterday's tomorrow.  It still doesn't help get you to the weekend except by one day at a time.  ;)

I wish I could find ammo that was plentiful and cheap.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2390 on: May 30, 2013, 06:17:31 AM »
I wish I could find ammo that was plentiful and cheap.

 :o    ???

Anyway...

Granted! Now, the song "Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammunition" is playing on repeat for eternity...

I wish I knew all three Dixie Chicks, and that the babies of the ones who were pregnant, were mine...

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2391 on: May 30, 2013, 09:06:46 AM »
Granted, now there are 6 each and you have to work three jobs.  They decided they wanted to be stay at home moms.  Good luck!
(but way to go on the baby making)

I wish my cat could talk, instead of just meowing at me.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2392 on: May 30, 2013, 09:33:03 AM »
Granted, but your cat can only say 4 words: You lost the game

I wish I could do the same things as Shrφdeningers cat from the Anime Hellsing

Offline Etherealdreamer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2393 on: May 30, 2013, 09:40:45 PM »
Wish granted. Although you've no real control over this ability to be everywhere and anywhere, and frequently end up at a real life LemonParty.com 5 times out of 10.

Offline Etherealdreamer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2394 on: May 30, 2013, 09:41:59 PM »
I wish I could breathe underwater.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2395 on: May 30, 2013, 11:02:23 PM »
Granted.  You're a fish.  Three seconds into your new life, you're caught by a fisherman and eaten for dinner.  You are reincarnated as a human again.

I wish I had superpowers.

Offline beanhollow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2396 on: May 30, 2013, 11:08:39 PM »
Your wish is my command! Sadly most of your superpowers backfire and end up blowing things up.

I wish I could get paid to travel!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2397 on: May 30, 2013, 11:12:04 PM »
Granted.  You can only travel to Hell.  It's one way.

I wish for a better TV.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2398 on: May 31, 2013, 03:06:23 AM »
Granted, you get a flatscreen 3D tv. However, the first thing you see on it is a certain tape from The Ring...

I wish Half-Life 2 Episode 3 existed and is in my possession legally.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2399 on: May 31, 2013, 03:31:35 AM »
Granted.  It sucks.  It involves you playing a mentally retarded cat and trying to learn to fly.

I wish I had telepathy!