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Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2350 on: May 27, 2013, 10:00:28 PM »
Granted! Instead, you agreed to kill people for the mob! Good luck with that. o_o

I wish I could read a book and memorize its contents just by touching it. :D

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2351 on: May 27, 2013, 11:57:59 PM »
Granted!  Here's your complimentary Book Of Eldritch Horrors.

I wish I had a puppy!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2352 on: May 28, 2013, 02:06:50 AM »
Granted.  It's a demonic puppy.  It likes to possess its owners.

I wish I had a new laptop.

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2353 on: May 28, 2013, 03:28:44 PM »
Granted, but your metabolism speeds up so fast that you die of starvation
I wish i humans didn't need sleep to function and live

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2354 on: May 28, 2013, 03:31:00 PM »
Granted, but your metabolism speeds up so fast that you die of starvation
I wish i humans didn't need sleep to function and live
Oops, my ipod messed up

Ignore that one

Granted, but your laptop comes without battery and there's no others that in existence

I wish humans don't need sleep

Offline VehkTurian

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2355 on: May 28, 2013, 03:45:03 PM »
Granted, but human lives are halved, and it's harder for them to focus.

I wish I could live in the Mass Effect universe, and be a turian.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2356 on: May 28, 2013, 11:26:33 PM »
Granted.  Your homeworld just got glassed.

I wish for more pizza.

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2357 on: May 28, 2013, 11:49:53 PM »
Granted! It's got pineapple, onion, and anchovies! Delicious!

I wish I could do it all, and still have time in the day!

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2358 on: May 28, 2013, 11:51:49 PM »
Granted, but now you are a sloth!

I wish for a brownie delight (rich chocolate brownie with strawberry ice cream, topped with whip cream, caramel syrup, and cherries).

Offline beanhollow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2359 on: May 29, 2013, 12:05:04 AM »
Here you go! * Hands you a brownie delight I trips and it falls onto the ground as I hand it over to you* ...Well you had it...  :P

I wish I had a puppy!

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2360 on: May 29, 2013, 12:12:42 AM »
~sniffles at brownie delight all over the floor, thinks about eating it anyway~

Granted, but it's only a photo.  No poo clean up but no eager little puppy kisses either.

I wish I could sleep tonight.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2361 on: May 29, 2013, 12:14:54 AM »
Granted.  You can sleep tonight.  And tomorrow.  And forever.  You are now in a coma!

I wish Dr Pepper was better for me!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2362 on: May 29, 2013, 12:17:25 AM »
Granted.  It's so good for you, that it becomes a prescription drug and you have to pay $5,000 for every bottle.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2363 on: May 29, 2013, 12:20:58 AM »
Granted.  It's so good for you, that it becomes a prescription drug and you have to pay $5,000 for every bottle.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

Granted!  You are now being chased by rabid tiger raptors.

I wish for an extra wish.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2364 on: May 29, 2013, 12:28:32 AM »
Awesome.  Exercise is exceptional.

Wish granted.  Your extra wish will not be granted.

I wish for a better job.

Offline beanhollow

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2365 on: May 29, 2013, 12:38:34 AM »
Granted! But you only get off one day per week.

I wish I could eat some apple pie right about now.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2366 on: May 29, 2013, 12:42:50 AM »
Wish granted.  Your extra wish will not be granted.

Nicely done.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2367 on: May 29, 2013, 12:46:52 AM »
Granted! But you only get off one day per week.

I wish I could eat some apple pie right about now.

I would take that offer in a heartbeat!  Hell, I'd work seven days a week at this point...

Wish granted.  You could eat some apple pie.  But you aren't, won't, and never will again.

I wish for an unholy artistic talent.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2368 on: May 29, 2013, 12:53:24 AM »
I would take that offer in a heartbeat!  Hell, I'd work seven days a week at this point...

Wish granted.  You could eat some apple pie.  But you aren't, won't, and never will again.

I wish for an unholy artistic talent.


Granted.  You are now in Hell and your only task is stick figure advertising art, forever.

I wish to master teleportation!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2369 on: May 29, 2013, 01:27:32 AM »
Exceptional.  :D

Wish granted!  However, every time you use your teleportation abilities, you shave 20 years off of your total lifespan, as well as exponentially increase the chances of ripping the universe apart.

I wish to control Hell!

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2370 on: May 29, 2013, 01:31:53 AM »
Exceptional.  :D

Wish granted!  However, every time you use your teleportation abilities, you shave 20 years off of your total lifespan, as well as exponentially increase the chances of ripping the universe apart.

I wish to control Hell!


Wish granted.  You now control hell.  In a computer game.  Your faction is about to be smited.

I wish to be adorable!

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2371 on: May 29, 2013, 01:42:20 AM »
Hmph.  I'll just use my mods and cheats to win!  Whoever said cheaters never prosper was very wrong.

Wish granted.  You're so adorable, that people view you like a cute kitten rather than a person.

I wish I could control time!

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2372 on: May 29, 2013, 06:46:57 AM »
Granted...You now control time, but only in reverse! :P

I wish to control the mind of anyone and everyone I choose.

Offline KrataLightblade

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2373 on: May 29, 2013, 07:02:46 AM »
Granted...You now control time, but only in reverse! :P

I wish to control the mind of anyone and everyone I choose.

Granted.  You are now in your own pocket universe.  Anyone and everyone you choose is yourself.

I wish for better music.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2374 on: May 29, 2013, 07:07:14 AM »
Granted, but this genie misheard you and thought you said "Muzak"...

I wish to find the perfect avatar (preferably in animated gif form).