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Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2325 on: May 24, 2013, 10:48:18 PM »
Granted. I'm drinking the only bottle in existence now.

Ahhhhhh. Mmmm. So refreshing.

I wish for fries with that.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2326 on: May 24, 2013, 10:49:41 PM »
granted now it taste like water

I wish my garden would grow

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2327 on: May 24, 2013, 11:01:41 PM »
That's actually an improvement...

Granted!  It grows, but never produces any fruits or vegetables.  Also, it can't be stopped.  Soon, it will take over the entire planet.  You have doomed us all!  Cool.

I wish for a new computer (since this one is on it way out).

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2328 on: May 25, 2013, 12:45:46 AM »
Granted. However, being as it was conjured by magic, it ends up being sentient and leads to the robot uprising that eventually ends with several Terminator-style leaps back in time. I advise you find a bomb shelter now, if you wish to live to see it unfold.

I wish I could eat any food I desire and still maintain a healthy, slim body. :)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2329 on: May 25, 2013, 01:06:10 AM »
granted but all the food in the world is butter rice cakes and bean sprouts

I wish my cat would stop staring at me and licking her lips

Offline wildrod

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2330 on: May 25, 2013, 02:01:28 AM »
Granted. Now you have your cat and two of your neighbours cats, licking, scratching, cuddling each other, looking at you.


I wish someone sends me nice photographs this morning.

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2331 on: May 25, 2013, 02:26:24 AM »
Granted! They're all very very nice photos... of things you'd never, ever want to see. Ever. o_o

I wish I could selectively see the future, so not all the time but when I want to. :)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2332 on: May 25, 2013, 02:41:45 AM »
granted but everytime you try it shows your grandparents going ot town on each other

I wish i hadn't tripped over my cat

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2333 on: May 25, 2013, 02:54:17 AM »
I said the FUTURE... and my grandparents are dead. :I
(Didn't take it personally though :P)

Granted! Instead, you tripped down the stairs. o_o

I wish I could telepathically talk to and understand animals.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2334 on: May 25, 2013, 03:56:34 AM »
Granted.  They hate you, find you pretentious, and have telepathic powers that allow them to ignore you forever.

I wish Hitman: Absolution didn't suck as a game.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2335 on: May 25, 2013, 06:47:27 AM »
granted  but you are sentenced to  life times membership online to play it once a day ...



I wish  my bra  didnt  keep rubbing

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2336 on: May 25, 2013, 10:35:41 AM »
*POOF* Granted! Now your bra is lined with spikes!

I wish my dog didn't stink.

Offline fireandblood

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2337 on: May 25, 2013, 11:15:07 AM »
Granted. Now the dog's smell has been transferred to your upper lip.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds without having to diet or exercise.

(RandallFlagg, LOVE your username! :D)

Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2338 on: May 25, 2013, 11:27:24 AM »
Granted. *starts chainsaw* Which limb do you want to lose?

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2339 on: May 26, 2013, 02:31:56 AM »
Granted... and I don't even need to twist that wish. That fate is more than horrible enough as it is.  :o

I wish I could go skinny dipping again.

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2340 on: May 26, 2013, 05:29:22 AM »
Granted.  All water is now acidic to you.

I wish for a taco.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2341 on: May 26, 2013, 06:36:04 AM »
Uh... that's not granting my wish, that's in fact ensuring that it won't be granted. If all water is acidic to me, that's just giving me even more reasons to not go skinny-dipping.

Your wish for a taco is granted -- but it's two weeks old and mouldy.

I think I'm going to wish again that I could go skinny-dipping.

Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2342 on: May 26, 2013, 09:54:07 AM »
Granted.  You're now a Killer Whale at Sea World and have to do four shows a day.

I wish I had a bigger boat.

Offline BellaBella

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2343 on: May 26, 2013, 08:08:45 PM »
Granted, but you must live a land locked life for the rest of your days.

I wish I had one more egg so I could make a batch of brownies.

Offline Ayahka

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2344 on: May 27, 2013, 02:47:16 AM »
Granted! You have one more egg. Unfortunately, it's a quail egg, and about the size of a small grape. And it's hard-boiled.

I wish all tasty things were healthy to eat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2345 on: May 27, 2013, 01:14:57 PM »
Granted but now they are not tasty.

I wish I had someone to snuggle with tonight?

Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2346 on: May 27, 2013, 02:24:29 PM »
Granted. This adorable koala visits you at bedtime to snuggle:



I wish I could eat the brownies downstairs without having to get up and leave my bed.

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2347 on: May 27, 2013, 04:00:32 PM »
Granted, but now your bed is wedged in your kitchen and you have no way to get it out.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2348 on: May 27, 2013, 06:32:32 PM »
Granted! You now have severe insomnia... and you can't sleep even if you need to.

I wish I understood all the new stuff that's opened up for me now that I'm "approved." xD

Offline InDeCiSive

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2349 on: May 27, 2013, 07:35:13 PM »
Granted.  But now you can't think of anything to say. ;)

I wish I could go through college without having to take out any loans.