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Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2300 on: May 24, 2013, 09:19:57 AM »
Granted. You just used it. How did it feel?

I wish my room would clean itself.


Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2301 on: May 24, 2013, 09:41:55 AM »
(it felt great, thank you)

Granted.  Your room achieved self awareness, kicked you out, then linked together with every other room to take over the world.

I wish I could invent a time machine.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2302 on: May 24, 2013, 11:09:50 AM »
granted but it only does three time periods once activated,,     1801   1466  and  2323     and thats every day ...




i wish i had not had that kebab ...



Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2303 on: May 24, 2013, 11:32:57 AM »
Granted.  You had haggis instead.

Speaking of Scottish cuisine, I wish I had shortbread cookies.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2304 on: May 24, 2013, 11:36:54 AM »
granted with flies  instead of currents..




Speaking of scotland.. I would wish for neeps and tatty scons....

Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2305 on: May 24, 2013, 11:40:38 AM »
Granted, but only sort of ... the wish granter misunderstood the request and gave you creeps with tattoos and spoons.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2306 on: May 24, 2013, 11:47:19 AM »
roars with laughter
granted you can  but only  one tune scotland the brave  in  c#

wish i could skinny dip in lock ness

Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2307 on: May 24, 2013, 12:34:50 PM »
wish i could skinny dip in lock ness

(I ain't touchin' that one with a ten foot pole.)

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2308 on: May 24, 2013, 02:03:12 PM »
roars with laughter
granted you can  but only  one tune scotland the brave  in  c#

wish i could skinny dip in lock ness

Granted. It'll be a very nice swim, but uneventful too. No lock ness monster for you!

I wish I had wings so I could fly everywhere and not have to pay for a plane ticket. :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2309 on: May 24, 2013, 02:38:46 PM »
granted but the chain round your ankle is still picked up as weight  at  border security and you get taxed




I wish  i could find the off button for justin beiber

Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2310 on: May 24, 2013, 03:36:47 PM »
Granted. It is on the colon of George W. Bush.

I wish I had a clever pet rat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2311 on: May 24, 2013, 03:40:28 PM »
Granted.  He's there now, and has brought his 34,742 relatives with him.


I wish I could find a picture so incredibly awesome, I was willing to have it tattooed on me.

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2312 on: May 24, 2013, 08:16:48 PM »
Granted. Too bad you picked the wrong tattooist. When finished, you find that the tattoo is a deformed parody of the glory that was that perfect picture you found.

I wish I had a magical stove that would cook food for me. :D

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2313 on: May 24, 2013, 08:24:37 PM »
Granted. But the only thing it will make is burnt grilled cheese sandwiches.

I wish for world peace.

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2314 on: May 24, 2013, 08:27:04 PM »
Granted. *large explosions are heard in the background* Did you say peace or pieces? Oh well.

I wish for the perfect video game... that fulfills every gamer's desire in a video game. o_o

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2315 on: May 24, 2013, 08:44:17 PM »
granted but it is to expensive for almost every gamer to buy

I wish for my husband to have a higher sex drive

Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2316 on: May 24, 2013, 09:02:32 PM »
Granted. Roughly a week later (and I do mean roughly) you discover that given enough determination, your nethers actually can chafe. Horribly.

I wish for a 55 gallon tub of lube and 5 lbs of glitter.




Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2317 on: May 24, 2013, 09:12:38 PM »
Granted. You are also now Jabba the Hutt's new sex toy.

I wish I had a three foot long penis.

Offline NiceTexasGuy

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2318 on: May 24, 2013, 09:15:07 PM »
Granted.  You now have a three foot long penis.   ;D

I wish I could finish the book I'm trying to read.

Offline Nataleigh

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2319 on: May 24, 2013, 09:24:23 PM »
Granted! If by finish, you mean accidentally catch on fire and lose the last third of the novel before being able to quench the flames...

I wish everything I drank (e.g. soda, water, milk, etc) tasted awesome AND was good for me, too!

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2320 on: May 24, 2013, 09:26:09 PM »
*POOF* You are now a fish swimming about the ocean.

I wish I had a full time housekeeper to keep my house clean.

Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2321 on: May 24, 2013, 09:27:10 PM »
granted to bad she likes to do bad things to house pets

I wish my boobs were bigger

Offline Randall Flagg

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2322 on: May 24, 2013, 10:00:31 PM »
*quirks an eyebrow* - what sort of bad things?

*POOF*
Granted! Your are now blessed with massive boobs -
Spoiler: Click to Show/Hide
  mmmmmm sexxxay

I wish I was smarter.


Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2323 on: May 24, 2013, 10:14:16 PM »
Granted, you may gain one IQ point for every year of your life you agree to sacrifice.

I wish this nail polish would dry faster...

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2324 on: May 24, 2013, 10:43:50 PM »
Granted.  It dries the instant it comes into contact with air.

I wish for an orange soda that doesn't taste horrible.