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Offline Andalon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #225 on: December 08, 2011, 10:30:10 AM »
Granted. The downside is that your head bursts from all the ideas for wishes. POP!

I wish my bath was already done.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #226 on: December 08, 2011, 11:33:35 AM »
Granted, however your bath was so hastily done you forgot to use water and soap...not the nasty looking mean nurse is going to ensure you do it properly.

I wish everyone in the world had a dollar.

Offline Story Tale

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #227 on: December 08, 2011, 05:49:06 PM »
Granted, but that's all they have. Thanks, no one can afford anything anymore.

I wish I could see the stars.

Offline Katalina

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #228 on: December 08, 2011, 07:13:35 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately you didn't specify the distance. Now you're seeing them up close and personal.. blind as soon as you look and burned up into flame before you realize you're up close and personal.

I wish that the semester was over already!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #229 on: December 08, 2011, 07:19:22 PM »
It's over, you failed.

(gah, that's so mean, I really hope you don't fail, I'm going to feel so bad if you are struggling at all)


I wish that I could see all my family for Xmas.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #230 on: December 08, 2011, 07:38:50 PM »
You do on tv as they pummel a poor reporter with snowballs. He was just trying to do his job...he had a wife and kids!

I wish I were able to slice an english muffin without ruining it.

Offline Katalina

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #231 on: December 08, 2011, 07:43:34 PM »
Wish granted, but you end up slicing through your hand as well.

I wish being a cat lady wasn't a weird thing.


(PS to najlah -- no worries, I'm not struggling. :P)

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #232 on: December 08, 2011, 07:53:38 PM »
Granted, now everyone brings you their cats.

I wish Catgirls existed.

Offline I dont know

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #233 on: December 09, 2011, 05:49:46 AM »
Granted, but the catgirls want to kill you.

i wish i had a scythe like ramman

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #234 on: December 09, 2011, 08:57:59 AM »
Granted, you not only have a scythe like mine, you have my scythe! (Sticking out of your chest.)

I wish I had a good idea for a new rp.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #235 on: December 09, 2011, 10:13:08 PM »
Granted! But all you can think of is little blue men doing nasty things in the dark.


I wish Santa was real and would leave me something awesome!

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #236 on: December 09, 2011, 10:15:56 PM »
Granted, he leaves you an awesome amount of reindeer poop under your tree and in your stocking.

I wish those blue men weren't so cheeky.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #237 on: December 09, 2011, 10:19:08 PM »
Aw man! Nasty!        Granted now they sit around and cry all the time and whine.


I wish I wasn't alone right now.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #238 on: December 09, 2011, 10:20:59 PM »
Granted you're not alone, you're stuck with me.

I wish the blue men would shut up.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #239 on: December 09, 2011, 10:23:57 PM »
Why is that a corruption?  :D  Granted, the Blue Man Group in Las Vegas folds crashing the economy further and making everyone sad!  :-(


I wish for a brand new pair of bunny slippers!  ;D

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #240 on: December 09, 2011, 10:26:51 PM »
Granted you have fluffy bunny slippers, however they are rabid rabbits biting your feet.

I wish I could form the Blue Man Group's replacement...The Green Man Group!

And trust me Kaz, me being alone with you is a corruption.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #241 on: December 09, 2011, 10:32:06 PM »
Granted, but the green is mold and you all get sick.

but I love everyone!

I wish there was something more entertaining on TV than Elf for the 300th time.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #242 on: December 09, 2011, 10:33:19 PM »
Granted you find a channel with something else on! Elf 2 the unnecessary sequel to a movie no one wanted.

I wish I was alone with Kazuume.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #243 on: December 09, 2011, 10:36:35 PM »
Granted *knocks on your door* Now you have to sit and listen to me talk all night and giggle at everything.  ::)


I wish for peace on earth......nah screw that, I wish for more money in my bank account.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #244 on: December 09, 2011, 10:37:59 PM »
Granted. However halfway through the night you realize i'm an FBI infromant and you are arrested for stealing from the bank.

I wish i had more cat food.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #245 on: December 09, 2011, 10:39:27 PM »
Granted, a dump truck backs up to your door and lets a huge load fall on your front lawn attracting mice and rats.

I wish I could fly!

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #246 on: December 09, 2011, 10:41:18 PM »
Granted! *picks you up and throws you*

I wish my cats would share the food with the rats and stop eating them.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #247 on: December 09, 2011, 10:44:04 PM »
Granted now your cats have rabies and bite you.


I wish my hands never got cold.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #248 on: December 09, 2011, 10:47:19 PM »
Granted, you are able to keep your hands warm...by keeping them in my pockets.

I wish rabies shots didn't hurt so much.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #249 on: December 09, 2011, 10:56:24 PM »
Granted but every other shot hurts 3x as much and you feel like a pincushion.