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Offline IndigoKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2000 on: February 04, 2013, 03:10:45 AM »
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I wish I had a free, legal, tragedy-less way to make money without having to work.

Offline Ligeia

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2001 on: February 04, 2013, 03:23:06 AM »
Granted. You get a job playing video games all day. However, it doesn't pay enough for you to live on your own and your new home is your parents basement.

I wish I could pass any test I was given

Offline MelisaArtemis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2002 on: February 04, 2013, 04:58:03 AM »
granted but you fail at life in general

I wish the person below me would attempt to swallow half the ocean

Offline BadForm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2003 on: February 04, 2013, 05:33:46 AM »
Sadly, granted any time I try to swim since I swim like a brick... Thanks! ;(

I wish I had paid off all my debts...

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2004 on: February 04, 2013, 07:01:32 AM »
Granted, all your debts are paid, but you are instantly swamped with credit card offers you just can't resist and you accumulate a massive amount of new debt within a week!

I wish I had the vocabulary to be a good writer.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2005 on: February 04, 2013, 07:49:21 AM »
Granted, but you are compelled to overuse big words, and only the most educated scholars can read your writing.

I wish I was a master bear trainer.

Offline MelisaArtemis

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2006 on: February 04, 2013, 10:51:37 AM »
Granted but then they replace the bears with Tigers...

I wish I can do anything I want without consequence

Offline BadForm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2007 on: February 04, 2013, 11:25:52 AM »
Granted... By removing your desire to ever want to do anything...

I wish I wasn't so adept at falling for women who live on other continents! Seriously, Internet!

Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2008 on: February 06, 2013, 05:55:07 PM »
Granted, but all the girls on your continent reaaaaally like the closeness and become super clingy. :P

I wish I had a theme song.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2009 on: February 06, 2013, 05:58:54 PM »
Granted, but it's this...

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I also wish for a theme song.

Offline BadForm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2010 on: February 07, 2013, 09:23:57 PM »
Granted, but your theme song happens to be a male-only version of Gangbang Style!

I wish I could find a good avvie for me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2011 on: February 07, 2013, 09:31:47 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately it simply doesn't want to appear when you set. But congrats on acceptance!

Offline BadForm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2012 on: February 07, 2013, 09:39:33 PM »
Thank you Ligeia, and I'd like to grant your wish too. Er... what was it again?

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2013 on: February 20, 2013, 12:38:35 AM »
I grant the nonexistent wishes of both BadForm and Ligeia. As they are, you know, nonexistent... they dissapear in a poof of wasted magic smoke.

I wish I hadn't run out of breakfast foods today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2014 on: February 20, 2013, 03:05:42 AM »
Granted, but your breakfast foods are two pounds of crushed granite and a two by four off the back of a seventy-six year old outhouse.

I wish I could be perfectly empathetic.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2015 on: February 20, 2013, 06:46:49 PM »
Granted, but the perfection of it scares people, and you slowly have no one around you on which it can even become useful towards.

I wish anything I painted came out of the canvas as a friendly entity towards me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2016 on: February 20, 2013, 08:48:28 PM »
Granted, but they're not friendly to any of your friends and family, who eventually alienate you due to your strange (but very artistically nice-looking!) creations. :P

I wish I could make the perfect cup of tea every time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2017 on: February 20, 2013, 09:40:15 PM »
Granted, but as the perfect cup of tea has a pleasant burn as the first sip tickles your throat, your cups of tea are eternally hot, and, while you get your first sip to pleasantly burn, the cup is far too hot to hold, let alone drink, long enough to truly enjoy your granted wish.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Offline Krohl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2018 on: February 20, 2013, 10:45:02 PM »
Granted, but you choose to move a cop car and get arrested for making mischief in the streets.


I wish I had a million dollars.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2019 on: February 20, 2013, 11:29:26 PM »
Granted, but for every dollar you spend, it comes from someone who truly needed it instead of out of nowhere or from someone who could afford to give it away.

I wish I had the bravery to talk to those people whom I admire.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2020 on: February 20, 2013, 11:51:32 PM »
Granted, but you will find out something about all of them that you won't admire at all.

I wish I could write the perfect novel.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2021 on: February 20, 2013, 11:56:51 PM »
Granted, but you can never find the motivation to act on the ability.

I wish I could be hired to do a job I enjoy for decent pay.

Offline Krohl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2022 on: February 23, 2013, 04:29:19 PM »
Granted, you are hired for this dream job, but then the cost of living goes up and you are forced to take a higher paying job that you despise just to make ends meet.

I wish I could have the body I had when I was 21.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2023 on: February 23, 2013, 07:44:29 PM »
Granted, but then few recognize you.

I wish for a mech.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2024 on: February 23, 2013, 08:16:44 PM »
Granted, but since I don't know what that is...I get it wrong and you end up with a middle-aged man with butt crack disease asking you "Whaddya want?"


I wish for time to stop and to be able to stay in this moment forever.