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Offline Ligeia

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1975 on: February 01, 2013, 11:27:13 PM »
Granted. Your life is a slapstick comedy. I hope you don't mind getting things dropped on your head.

I wish I had an excellent house keeper

Offline DajaOfTheNight

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1976 on: February 01, 2013, 11:29:09 PM »
Granted, but he's a stalker.

I wish I wasn't female right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1977 on: February 02, 2013, 03:32:10 AM »
Granted! Unfortunately, you were turned into a male with a penile dysfunction. Sucks, bro. D:

I wish I was happily married with children to my never wavering husband, Logan Lerman. <3

Offline Xerath

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1978 on: February 02, 2013, 05:45:09 AM »
Granted!  Unfortunately, they all die in a car accident :C

I wish I was loved by all in the entire world, yet have my privacy respected

Offline RageOfTheTitan

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1979 on: February 02, 2013, 07:18:50 PM »
Granted! But people you have no desire for keep throwing themselves at you.

I wish I could stop time and manipulate my surroundings! and I wouldn't age while time was "stopped" =P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1980 on: February 03, 2013, 05:10:42 AM »
Granted! You can stop time and do all of that! Regretfully what you can't do is start up time again and deprived of all human and even animal interaction you slowly go mad... But don't worry, since you never age you have an eternity to savor that growing lonely insanity!

I wish I didn't have this cold. Honestly, it's like someone planted the Viagra Falls in the middle of my face!

Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1981 on: February 03, 2013, 03:55:59 PM »
Granted, but everyone else has caught it from you, and now you're temporarily left without friends. :P

I wish I had a photographic memory.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1982 on: February 03, 2013, 04:06:13 PM »
Granted! But those images are forever planted into the back of your eyelids, and everytime you close your eyes, you are haunted by various images. Repeating the facts into your head, unable to sleep, to rest.. You go crazy. ;)

I wish Valentine's Day never existed. ::)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1983 on: February 03, 2013, 04:20:46 PM »
Granted, but that means you're throwing away the day originally meant to commemorate St. Valentine. He comes back to haunt you from the grave, angry at you, and curses you to never have a happy relationship ever again. :P

I wish I could play the piano.

Offline IndigoKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1984 on: February 03, 2013, 07:03:25 PM »
You could play the piano now if you wanted to. no wish needed. You don't know how to play it correctly, though.

I wish I could change my appearance at will, whenever I wanted to whatever I wanted.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1985 on: February 03, 2013, 07:08:58 PM »
Granted! But no matter what you change into, the person you're in love with still won't dump his/her movie star girl/boyfriend for you.

I wish I was dictator of the world. >:3

Offline IndigoKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1986 on: February 03, 2013, 07:14:00 PM »
(In which case, I'd just change into the appearance of their SO and be really sneaky!)

You get misheard and become a phallic  potato.

I wish I was a mechnomancer and I would have dominion over all things technological.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1987 on: February 03, 2013, 07:15:05 PM »
Granted. But then the apocalypse happens and all technology is destroyed. Your power becomes useless.

I wish I had a pet phoenix.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1988 on: February 03, 2013, 07:19:00 PM »
Granted! But the phoenix goes beserk and sets your house on fire, thus killing you.

I wish I was in Heaven, with God, there to stay forever. :')
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Offline Ligeia

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1989 on: February 03, 2013, 07:35:42 PM »
Granted. But to get there you had to die.

I wish I had the art skills of Leonardo DaVinci

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1990 on: February 03, 2013, 07:44:39 PM »
Granted - you gain the CURRENT art skills of a dead man...

I wish I could answer any riddle posed to me correctly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1991 on: February 03, 2013, 08:48:25 PM »
Granted but now you can only hear people talking in riddles

I wish can be naked anywhere, anytime legally :P

Offline BadForm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1992 on: February 03, 2013, 08:53:16 PM »
Actually listening to people talk in riddles could be kinda fun...

Ok, your wish: *POOF* granted, you're a fly!


I wish someone would get my documentation done correctly for me so I didn't have to do it for work tomorrow...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1993 on: February 03, 2013, 08:57:34 PM »
Granted but you losa your job and all your savings

I wish I look like the real life version of my avatar :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1994 on: February 04, 2013, 12:54:09 AM »
Savings? Oh aren't you cute!

ok... *POOF* granted. Now, given there is an actual fetish fr women getting dolled up as much like hentai girls as possible, including messed up eyes etc, are you sure you wanted that to happen... eg:


KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

I wish I could shed my excess weight by sitting on my ass and eating chocolate!

Offline IndigoKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1995 on: February 04, 2013, 02:13:01 AM »
Granted, but the weight you lose is everything in your body BUT the fat.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

Offline BadForm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1996 on: February 04, 2013, 02:36:03 AM »
Granted, you do have a beautiful singing voice... It belongs to the songbird currently perched on your head pooping down your nose!

I wish I could get to sleep!

Offline IndigoKitty

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1997 on: February 04, 2013, 02:40:11 AM »
Granted. You will get to sleep. In a week.

I wish I could have a supply of free, healthy, delicious food forever.

Offline BadForm

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1998 on: February 04, 2013, 02:47:29 AM »
Granted. It's all in your local stores and available free via the five-fingered discount program. Just don't get caught or your free food may end up accompanied by a healthy fear of bending over in showers!

I wish I had a good wish..

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1999 on: February 04, 2013, 03:07:13 AM »
Granted. You have a good wish that you give away when you wish someone a good night.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow