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Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1950 on: January 31, 2013, 07:35:20 PM »
Granted, but they all go to me.

1. I wish I had a pet penguin.
2. I wish I had a device that could hold unlimited amounts of music.
3. I wish I wasn't so easily stressed.
4. I wish I had pink hair.

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Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1951 on: January 31, 2013, 07:45:12 PM »
All granted, buuuuuut...

1. The penguin is a wanted serial killer.
2. The device can hold unlimited amounts of music, but of only one song, and it came with "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" preloaded and can't be uninstalled.
3. You no longer become stressed. Ever. In fact you saunter through life with a perpetually stoned face.
4. You have pink hair. All over. Now you're a giant pink puff ball and an honary furry like me.  8-)

I wish for a candy bar.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2013, 07:47:31 PM by BlightRaptor »

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1952 on: January 31, 2013, 09:35:30 PM »
Granted. But sadly it's an imaginary candy bar and it gets eaten by an imaginary bubble blowing dragon with
rabbit ears named Fredrick.

I wish I had the best coffee in the world for me to drink.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1953 on: January 31, 2013, 11:08:53 PM »
Granted, but it is the only cup left and you accidentally spill it all.

I wish I had a personal masseuse. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1954 on: January 31, 2013, 11:29:40 PM »
(Lol That actually sounds like something I'd do.)
Granted. But she's a burly woman by the name of Olga and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'gentle'.

I wish I had a scholarship to any college of my choice.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1955 on: January 31, 2013, 11:40:07 PM »
(haha me too, and Olga sound scarry lol )

Granted, but it's only for five dollars the rest is still out of pocket.

I wish I was a polyglot.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1956 on: February 01, 2013, 09:01:02 AM »
Granted, but you spent so much time learning other languages you damaged your vocal chords and can only use sign language or write in them

I wish I had a spoon

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1957 on: February 01, 2013, 09:07:31 AM »
Granted. But the spoon belonged to a mob boss and now he's after you and will stop at nothing to get it back.

I wish I was able to play guitar like Jimmy Paige.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1958 on: February 01, 2013, 09:47:02 AM »
Granted, but to do so required a pagan spell and Jimmy's blood, who died in the process, so you're now on the run from the law

I wish someone would cook me blueberry pancakes

Offline Funkygirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1959 on: February 01, 2013, 10:07:58 AM »
Granted,but they'll be burnt,aww poor you!

I wish i could have a new cell phone.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1960 on: February 01, 2013, 10:50:07 AM »
Granted it's the coolest most awesome advanced phone on the market, but the service provider doesn't provide service where you live and work

I wish I had a new car

Offline Funkygirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1961 on: February 01, 2013, 10:52:55 AM »
Granted but it gets broken down on the very first day.

I wish i could have some chicken wings!!

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1962 on: February 01, 2013, 11:13:52 AM »
Granted but they are still attached to the chickens

I wish it were warmer outside

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1963 on: February 01, 2013, 01:22:16 PM »
Granted. But it's now so hot going outside is dangerous.

I wish it was summer.

Offline Funkygirl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1964 on: February 01, 2013, 01:24:38 PM »
Granted but then it will be summer through out the year

I wish I had a chocolate fountain

Offline Xerath

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1965 on: February 01, 2013, 04:06:00 PM »
Granted. You become the thing (fantastic four) and break your way trough walls.

I wish I would win the lottery

Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1966 on: February 01, 2013, 04:36:29 PM »
Granted, but, miraculously, so do 100,000 other people, and having to split it... you're left with very little.

I wish I had a fresh batch of cookies to eat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1967 on: February 01, 2013, 05:00:16 PM »
Granted, you now have a fresh batch of soy-curry cookies.  Enjoy!

I wish I had someone to share some waffles with.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1968 on: February 01, 2013, 05:30:32 PM »
I wish I had someone to share some waffles with.

-giggles- ::)

@dragonsen: Granted, but you had to buy them all like everyone else, except you had to buy them all at once to fulfill your wish, and now you're broke and also unable to pay for electricity, so you have no light to read by at night.

I wish I had a hovercraft.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1969 on: February 01, 2013, 06:01:56 PM »
Granted, but the hover craft is powered by a small elf inside who is roasted and screams every time you use it, but at least he'll never die or stop working.

(Lol That actually sounds like something I'd do.)
Granted. But she's a burly woman by the name of Olga and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'gentle'.

I wish for a session with Olga.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1970 on: February 01, 2013, 06:14:35 PM »
Granted. But you end up with bruises on your back from her rough massage and an inability to get out of bed.

I wish I had bacon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1971 on: February 01, 2013, 06:32:33 PM »
Granted. However it is still in the form of a living pig. You'll have to prepare it yourself.

I wish for a day off.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1972 on: February 01, 2013, 06:42:31 PM »
Granted. But you end up cleaning house the entire day.

I wish I could turn invisible

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1973 on: February 01, 2013, 07:04:01 PM »
Granted, but you're stuck like that forever, turn rogue, and most be hunted and killed

I wish I had my wisdom teeth out already

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1974 on: February 01, 2013, 11:18:39 PM »
Granted, but your dentist is blind and deaf, unable to properly see what he's doing, and unable to hear your screams.

I wish life were like a movie, but not a horror movie or post-apocalyptic one. :P