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Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1925 on: January 29, 2013, 05:37:49 PM »
You wish is granted, but he is cooking his own meals at his girlfriend's house!


I wish my husband would get a better job!

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1926 on: January 29, 2013, 05:41:09 PM »
congratulations, your husband has a better job, but he now works with super models

I wish I had a better place to live

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1927 on: January 29, 2013, 05:42:54 PM »
Your wish is granted! You know reside in the best cell in the whole prison! *winks*


I wish I were a bird!

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1928 on: January 29, 2013, 05:44:22 PM »
congratulations, you're a dodo bird, you're the last one of your kind, you can't fly, and you're in the middle of a pack of hungry lions

I wish Gerard Butler were my husband

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1929 on: January 29, 2013, 05:45:54 PM »
Granted, but he always wears a kilt. Even to bed.

I wish for a cup of tea.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1930 on: January 29, 2013, 05:47:16 PM »
Granted! But that is all you have left to your name!


I wish I could sing!

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1931 on: January 29, 2013, 05:47:54 PM »
Granted, you can sing, but not in tune

I wish I were a dolphin

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1932 on: January 29, 2013, 05:59:42 PM »
Granted. But you live on the coast of Japan. Enjoy being warm blooded sushi.

I wish for a rainbow.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1933 on: January 29, 2013, 06:07:23 PM »
Granted! But it comes after a 40 day hurricane!


I wish I were able to communicate with my husband!

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1934 on: January 29, 2013, 06:15:29 PM »
Granted, but you're telepathically linked... hearing everything you don't want to hear!

I wish for a kitten.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1935 on: January 29, 2013, 06:22:20 PM »
Granted, but it the meanest barn kitten ever born and every time you try to pet him, he attacks you ferociously!


I wish I had a nanny!

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1936 on: January 29, 2013, 06:26:18 PM »
Granted but your nanny is Snookie from Jersey Shore

I wish all my bills were paid

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1937 on: January 29, 2013, 06:27:27 PM »
Granted, but it was paid by a creepy old man who expects something in return.

I wish for a moped.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1938 on: January 29, 2013, 06:31:16 PM »
Granted, but you used up all your money and it's now the only thing you own

I wish for world peace

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1939 on: January 29, 2013, 07:02:28 PM »
Granted, but because peace is a lie, everyone secretly hates each other and play cruel jokes on one another on a daily basis.

I wish for a lemur.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1940 on: January 29, 2013, 07:06:51 PM »
granted, but I've decided you must share with me, so you only get him every other holiday and weekends >.<

I wish to be an actress

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1941 on: January 29, 2013, 07:17:30 PM »
Granted. However only Uwe Boll will work with you. Enjoy being in B movies based loosely on video games.

I wish to be the mayor.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1942 on: January 29, 2013, 07:21:32 PM »
Congratulations, you're the new mayor of Springfield, the fictional city where the Simpson's live

I wish to travel to the Bahamas

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1943 on: January 29, 2013, 07:48:22 PM »
Granted, you travel to the Bahamas, but then you must turn around and come right back home!


I wish I could freeze time!

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1944 on: January 29, 2013, 08:01:41 PM »
Congratulations, you can now turn clocks into ice cubes

I wish I had some bbq chips

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1945 on: January 30, 2013, 09:24:01 PM »
Granted, but the chips that were BBQ'd are buffalo chips.

I wish more people played in this thread  http://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=158235.0

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1946 on: January 30, 2013, 09:41:35 PM »
Granted. But now it's so active you can never get a post in.

I wish I could take a week off from school

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1947 on: January 31, 2013, 07:20:07 AM »
Granted, you don't have to go to school for a week, instead you have to work at a job that week instead

I wish I lived in England

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1948 on: January 31, 2013, 10:51:31 AM »
Granted, but, oh my, you used past tense.  Rest in peace, my dear.

I wish global warming only worked in winter.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1949 on: January 31, 2013, 12:05:21 PM »
Wish granted, but it got too hot and melted the polar ice caps covering the entire world in water, hope you enjoyed the film waterworld

I wish for 3 more wishes