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Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1900 on: January 17, 2013, 10:28:10 PM »
-tackleglomps the way too long gone QFelicity- Look no further! Wish granted in the form of moi! Too bad you don't like girls in that way. :(

I wish I had ice cream to eats.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1901 on: January 17, 2013, 10:31:22 PM »
Granted, but all the popscicles in your fridge are eaten by your dastardly roommate because you didn't share your ice cream.

I wish time went slower when you were having fun and faster when you were bored.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1902 on: January 18, 2013, 12:31:45 AM »
Granted. But you can only have fun for so long, and even though time slows down during those times, it speeds right back up when your bored. You swiftly   move through life in this manner and in the end, never truly got to enjoy it.

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow and Saturday.

Offline Rapt

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1903 on: January 18, 2013, 02:57:50 AM »
Granted...but instead you will have to wait at home with a plumber as the pipes freeze and burst, ruining the floors.


I wish I had some new kinky toys.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1904 on: January 20, 2013, 08:46:04 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, they were gifted to you by someone who bought them from some unknown person they suspect had used them first, and thus are unsafe to use.

I wish I was taller

Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1905 on: January 20, 2013, 09:52:37 PM »
Granted! But now you're eighteen feet tall, and like Karl in Big Fish, you're considered a monster everywhere you go except the circus. :P

I wish I had Bugs Bunny for a pet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1906 on: January 20, 2013, 09:54:28 PM »
Granted, but as a form of comedy, you're shot. It's not a cartoon. You don't survive.

I wish I could ride a train somewhere fun.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1907 on: January 21, 2013, 01:52:41 PM »
Granted, but you may never return and the fun begins to wear off and all you want is to return to your real life!


I wish for a candy cane!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1908 on: January 21, 2013, 01:58:39 PM »
Granted, but rather than have a nice peppermint flavor it tastes of garbage.

I wish I had cake

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1909 on: January 21, 2013, 02:21:00 PM »
Granted...but is one that you can only "have" and never eat!


I wish I had a maid to clean my house!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1910 on: January 21, 2013, 02:22:55 PM »
Granted, but every time they clean, they steal a few of your valuables, and you never notice.

I wish I could go anywhere in the world on a whim.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1911 on: January 21, 2013, 02:24:03 PM »
Granted, but it's on the whim of other people not you leading you to some, less than pleasant situations.

I wish I had a pet dragon

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1912 on: January 21, 2013, 02:26:40 PM »
Granted, but you can't manage to feed it as it grows larger, and it eats you one day. Accidentally, of course. It was very hungry.

I wish I could become invisible.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1913 on: January 21, 2013, 03:04:12 PM »
Granted..but when you reappear...you look like Abraham Lincoln...forever!


I wish I could fly!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1914 on: January 21, 2013, 03:10:34 PM »
Granted. But your flying ability is limited to short flights ten seconds long and you require a week before you can make another attempt.

I wish I had a pet boa constrictor

Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1915 on: January 27, 2013, 01:19:52 PM »
Granted, but as you can guess, it gets free of its habitat while you're sleeping and decides to cuddle nice and close, curling around you and.. squeezing.. really hard. Things don't end well.

I wish I had something to do.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1916 on: January 27, 2013, 01:39:45 PM »
Granted, you now have many things to do, and long for the days when you could spend time hanging out on E.

I wish it was 20 degrees warmer here today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1917 on: January 27, 2013, 08:19:50 PM »
Granted. But it only stays 20 degrees warmer for the rest of today. Tomorrow there will be an extreme temperature drop and you're city will have an isolated ice age for a month.

I wish my dog could shut the door behind him when he came inside.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1918 on: January 28, 2013, 04:53:17 PM »
Granted, but he's over come by anger of your criticism and slams it every time.

I wish my cat wouldn't slap me in the morning.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1919 on: January 28, 2013, 07:25:32 PM »
Granted. S/he now gnaws on your ankles whenever hungry and doesn't stop until you feed it.

I wish I had a snow day tomorrow

Offline Hali

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1920 on: January 28, 2013, 07:37:30 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately all your friends and siblings with kids need to go to work and drop them off at your house to be babysat.

I wish that I could sing on key.

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1921 on: January 29, 2013, 10:13:11 AM »
Congratulations, you sing like a donkey.  Oh, wait, did I misread that?  Sowwy!

I wish I was smarter with my money.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1922 on: January 29, 2013, 02:18:59 PM »
Congratulations, you're now smarter with money, but while you were getting smart the stock market crashed and money is now worthless

I wish I could lose 30 pounds

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1923 on: January 29, 2013, 04:43:18 PM »
congratulations, you speculated on the currency exchange market, and in the process of converting to British currency, you lost thirty pounds.

I wish that I exercised on a regular basis.

Offline LilyRoseBlack23

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1924 on: January 29, 2013, 04:44:56 PM »
congratulations, in the process of now exercising on regular basis, you now have lost your job

I wish that my husband would cook his own meals