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Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1875 on: December 26, 2012, 07:22:41 PM »
Granted! You now have a sabertooth tiger, and when the SPCA and PETA get wind of an extinct animal in your possession, they immediately raid your home and capture the animal, leaving you with nothing.

I wish for secrets, and the ability to keep them.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1876 on: December 27, 2012, 06:31:09 AM »
Granted! But now you know almost every dirty, creepy, mean and horrifying secret thought, no matter how carefully hidden in everyone's deepest recess of mind, making you almost unable to trust anyone anymore. And you cannot speak to anyone about the things you know, so you will be able to keep the secrets forever...

I wish a good health for my granny!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1877 on: December 27, 2012, 01:19:15 PM »
Granted, you're granny is in perfect health but she is now so healthy and happy that she's too busy trying new adventures to spend time with you.

I wish I was a master carpenter.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1878 on: January 03, 2013, 06:44:07 PM »
Granted! Carpentry swirls within your veins in such a way, your prowess catches the eye of an ancient pharaoh.. who calling in the favor of those wild godly things of old, plucks you to earlier times and sets you to work. The conditions kinda suck. But your work lives on forever.

All I wish for is a pair of wings. 

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1879 on: January 03, 2013, 06:51:36 PM »
Hmm...how to corrupt this, I wonder?

Granted! You are given a pair of wings. These wings are the most spectacular wings you have ever seen, with a span at least ten feet across.

However, they are made of flimsy cardboard, styrofoam, and construction paper, and aren't suitable for anything other than display on your wall. Enjoy them! ;)

I wish for an un-corruptable wish!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1880 on: January 05, 2013, 09:04:34 PM »
Granted, but since you didn't specify, the un-corruptable wish went, not to you, but to your archenemy.. -finishes her corruption in a singsong voice- ..and guess what they wish for? -thrusts her fists in the air as she finishes with a shout- Something bad to happen to you!

... ::)

I wish for world peace and happiness to all mankind.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1881 on: January 05, 2013, 09:39:36 PM »
I wish for world peace and happiness to all mankind.

Granted! There is world peace and harmony... but not for long. Aliens attack, and because all of Earth's weapons were destroyed during the global disarmament, the entire human species is wiped out.

I wish that I will always keep my figure. :D

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1882 on: January 06, 2013, 12:50:42 PM »
already granted, since whatever shape your figure is in, it's always your figure.

I wish I were immune to all diseases.  (Like the flu I have right now.)

Offline Ajwontpay

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1883 on: January 06, 2013, 01:23:44 PM »
Granted, you are immune to all diseases, but you are only immune to diseases that affect the gallbladder.

I wish for a fire-breathing cat.

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1884 on: January 06, 2013, 01:58:03 PM »
Wow, that's so... I think I'll have to uncorrupt that one.  It turns out you enjoy flame-broiled mouse.

I wish that they're was a special permanent truth-compelling injection that all people who ran for public office had to receive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1885 on: January 06, 2013, 09:26:54 PM »
Granted, but their truths are worse than their lies, so no one wants to elect them and everything becomes anarchy.

I wish my back pain would go away.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1886 on: January 07, 2013, 09:20:21 AM »
Granted, but it has just moved to your head, and is worse.

I wish work was less stressful.

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1887 on: January 07, 2013, 11:51:27 AM »
Granted, but everything in your personal life goes into crisis at the same time.

I wish I had a dollar for every person who irritated me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1888 on: January 07, 2013, 03:39:25 PM »
Granted, but whenever someone irritates you, that dollar appears mid-air, something no one can really ignore, and people begin to see a pattern for when these dollars appear, and they start to realize just how irritating they are, and whether in anger or sadness at your irritation of them, they forever leave you alone, leaving you with very little, if any, friends.

-steals the above wish, but morphs it into her own- :P

I wish people would earn a nickel for every time they smiled.

Offline JN

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1889 on: January 09, 2013, 08:39:03 PM »
Granted, but the government soon realizes what's going on and decertifies the nickel as a unit of currency, leaving people with these shiny bits of metal trash constantly showing up in their lives.

I wish that diamondsky was as wonderful to be around in person as she seems to be on Elliquiy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1890 on: January 09, 2013, 11:22:55 PM »
-gasps in mock outrage- Granted! Mostly because.. well.. she just is.. but since you insulted her (not really, just kidding again! ;D) with your insinuation that she wasn't.. you'll never experience it yourself :P

I wish people could see how wonderful I am. ;D

Offline Harley Quinn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1891 on: January 10, 2013, 09:32:37 PM »
Granted, but within seconds of taking notice of this, a mysterious and fatal illness befalls each person who comes to that realization and soon, very few people are left.

I wish Mr. J would come back here.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1892 on: January 14, 2013, 04:04:07 PM »
granted, you have your mista jay, however he doesn't live up to your expectations and memories are bittersweet.


I wish that I wasn't so geographically isolated from my kinfolk

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1893 on: January 14, 2013, 08:22:07 PM »
Granted. But you are now stuck on a desert island with them. Forever.

I wish my kitchen would clean itself.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1894 on: January 15, 2013, 01:45:06 AM »
Granted. But it gets such a kick outta this sudden wild power.. it then decides to clean everything else. Soon, this humming force of destructive Sparklosity (it's word, not mine).. realizes this land (being Earth) is riddled by filthy life (including humans.. excluding vampires.. BUT.. as vampires are dependent on those silly humans.. *sighs*.. it sucks for all)..

Ok, to make a long story short.. Earth becomes the larger Mars. And when Venus finally chills out (pun, intended).. those silly inhabitants are quite sure they must have first started on Mars.. then Mars II (Earth).. before getting it right on Mars III (Venus).

All because you got lazy with your kitchen. :P

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I wish.. in my brain.. logic prevailed over all.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1895 on: January 16, 2013, 12:06:54 AM »
Granted. But you trade logic for emotion and eventually drive away friends and family both with your lack of warmth and compassion. No one can find a way to love you when you cannot love them in return and the only thing that can appreciate your calculating ways is your computer.

I wish I had a pet snake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1896 on: January 17, 2013, 12:03:04 PM »
Granted, but by accident you get a poisonous one, and one day it bites you! :o Oh noes!

I wish I could take a ride on the back of an elephant.

Offline Mordred

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« Reply #1897 on: January 17, 2013, 03:10:40 PM »
Granted. You wake up to find that adorable one with the big floppy ears that can fly sitting next to your bed. You giggle and dive upon his back and out the window you go flying. Or so you thought. This one's name was Gumbo.. Dumbo's not-too-bright twin.. who can't fly at all.. but he can juggle better than any other living thing. Soon, you are flying, alright.. part of his juggling act. He does this every evening just at dusk.. for peanuts.

I wish I could remember what lurked in my mind prior to this current living existence.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1898 on: January 17, 2013, 09:58:01 PM »
Granted. But you learn you were the one, and only Jack the Ripper. The immense guilt at having so much blood on your hands slowly drives you mad to the point you swear you can hear the voices of those you killed. One day when running from the voices, and your past, you are picked up by the police and taken to a psychiatric institute where you spend the rest of your days in madness.

I wish I had a goose that laid golden eggs.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1899 on: January 17, 2013, 10:25:55 PM »
Granted, but no one believes you, and they all say the gold is fake. You're branded a liar and have way too many golden eggs.

I wish I had someone to make witty, fun pillowtalk with.