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Offline Calyx The Neko

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1850 on: December 20, 2012, 10:22:45 AM »
Wish granted, but unfortunately your numbers have become a threat and the Rangers are coming in the thin out the pack.

I wish I had more free time.  (LOL I know *this* is going to go badly!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1851 on: December 20, 2012, 11:31:23 AM »
Granted. A truck pulls up at your front door and unloads more clocks and watches than you know what to do with.

I wish... for a flower.

Offline Kerri

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1852 on: December 20, 2012, 11:39:22 AM »
Quote from: BlightRaptor link=topic=121047.msg7415597#msg7415597 date=1356024683

I wish... for a flower.
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Granted: As you bring the flower to your nose to smell it, a bee flies out of it and stings you, you are apparently highly allergic and begin to swell up immediately.

I wish for a nice relaxing afternoon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1853 on: December 20, 2012, 12:21:29 PM »
Granted...enjoy your hammock across the street from a demolition site. 

I wish for snow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1854 on: December 20, 2012, 12:25:18 PM »
Granted...enjoy your hammock across the street from a demolition site. 

I wish for snow.

Granted. You get a ton of snow, barricading you in your home. You can't get out and you only have supplies to last for a couple of days. Your electric and gas are also not working because of the snow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1855 on: December 20, 2012, 12:45:24 PM »
Granted. You get a ton of snow, barricading you in your home. You can't get out and you only have supplies to last for a couple of days. Your electric and gas are also not working because of the snow.

Sorry I forgot to add my wish.

I wish for a beautiful summer day on the beach.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1856 on: December 20, 2012, 01:26:41 PM »
Granted, you're a homeless person who sleeps on a beautiful beach.

I wish I had a better paying job.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1857 on: December 20, 2012, 01:30:12 PM »
Granted, you're a homeless person who sleeps on a beautiful beach.

I wish I had a better paying job.

Granted. You now have a job that pays you pennies more per hour worked but the job is back breaking and tedious. You have horrible employers that make your life miserable.

I wish I was taking a cruise to the Bahamas.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1858 on: December 20, 2012, 03:57:13 PM »
Granted, but the captain of the ship has a death wish, having rigged the entire ship with explosives timed to go off upon arrival at your destination.

I wish for rain.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1859 on: December 20, 2012, 04:18:42 PM »
Granted, but the captain of the ship has a death wish, having rigged the entire ship with explosives timed to go off upon arrival at your destination.

I wish for rain.

Granted, but it rains cats and dogs, literally.

I wish I could see the future.

Offline The Jackal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1860 on: December 20, 2012, 04:23:27 PM »
Granted, but you soon lose your mind seeing many visions of your death.

I wish I could see in the dark perfectly without hampering my day vision.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1861 on: December 20, 2012, 04:28:24 PM »
Granted, however this transfers to all dark places, including behind your eyelids. You see every little red detail in them whenever you close your eyes.

I wish for a new ceiling fan.

Offline Countdown0

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1862 on: December 20, 2012, 10:48:55 PM »
Granted, but the ceiling of your home has been removed, and replaced with saran wrap.

I wish for candy.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1863 on: December 21, 2012, 01:44:14 AM »
Granted.. but sadly it started to rain.. and that pile of candy became a moat. Ahhh, and that thing with the long jagged tail swimming in those colorful swirls.. snapping it's jaws whenever you come near.. is far too scary to risk for a short-lived satiating of your sweet-tooth.

I wish for universal wisdom.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1864 on: December 23, 2012, 03:19:33 AM »
Granted, you and now infinitely wise. Unfortuantely, your comprehension of off all things leads to too seek more and more new knowledge, until you stumple upon an ancient secret so foul and horrid that it would give H.P. Lovecraft himself nightmares for eternity. In your infinite wisdom, you know that the malevolent forces behind this foreboding secret you have learned will not allow you to continue you exist with the knowledge. You also know that nobody else will believe you if you try to share this dark knowledge, and that if any mortal being other than yourself found it, they would be maddened utterly and hopelessly. You will live with dark knowledge until the end of your days, or until THE end of days, depending on which will come first, and with the darkness and shadows of all existence possibly hiding enemies who would take your life away from what you know, you fall to paranoia, and become mad yourself, trusting no one, even yourself.

I wish my corruption of the previous wish wasn't so depressingly dark :P

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1865 on: December 23, 2012, 09:00:00 AM »
Granted, it's now covered in sparkles!  Though,  it's now only bright in appearance, and not in content.  :-/

I wish everyone has the best holidays in the coming days. (:

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1866 on: December 23, 2012, 09:33:46 AM »
I will break the rules and grant diamondesky's wish - and offer the same wish myself...

I wish everyone has the best holidays in the coming days. (:

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1867 on: December 23, 2012, 05:50:47 PM »
I will grant that wish, without corruption...just this one time. ;)

I wish for the power to persuade anyone to the right course of action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1868 on: December 24, 2012, 06:18:18 AM »
Granted, but with it comes the fact that you are the one to choose this path, and it is your ideas of what is right for them, so they  now have now free will to choose what they think is right for themselves.
 
I wish  to  be able to make the most practical decisions for myself and not be swayed by emotions.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1869 on: December 24, 2012, 07:00:57 AM »
Granted! ~poof!~ You are turned into a Vulcan. Live long and prosper. That is highly illogical, Captain. *smiles*

I wish to make love to T'Pau, from Star Trek: Enterprise.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1870 on: December 24, 2012, 05:33:27 PM »
Granted but its horrible and she fakes it.

I wish I could have a full body massage right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1871 on: December 24, 2012, 06:55:01 PM »
Wish granted. You become so relaxed that you loose track of time and 50 years flies by in the blink of an eye

I wish it could be Christmas ever day

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1872 on: December 24, 2012, 09:28:35 PM »
Granted! You receive gifts from friends and family every single day for the rest of your life, causing the economy to drop out, as well as eating so much Christmas goodies and food that you eventually weigh 2 tons. Merry Christmas! :P

I wish there really was a single holiday named Christmahanukwanzaa, or some such.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1873 on: December 25, 2012, 06:55:14 PM »
I wish there really was a single holiday named Christmahanukwanzaa, or some such.

Granted! There is now a single, universal holiday in December. Unfortunately, the main ceremony involves human sacrifices by catapult, and your name has been drawn... Happy Christmahanukwanzaa! ;D

I wish my gift cards would never run out. :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1874 on: December 26, 2012, 07:35:27 AM »
Granted! There are no limits on your gift cards. (: Unfortunately, you've now caused those who gave you the cards to go bankrupt from your shopping. They immediately become infuriated with you and demand that you pay for your expenses as well as theirs, draining you of whatever cash you had left. Enjoy!

I wish for a kitty!