You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 11, 2016, 02:17:17 AM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Corrupt a wish  (Read 122295 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1825 on: December 17, 2012, 04:27:30 AM »
The vodka is more or less fine, save for the decaying Russian hand still clinging to it.

I wish for a bed time story.

Offline daddysgirl87

  • I want to make all your fantasies come true.
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2012
  • Location: Third star to the right and straight on til morning.
  • Gender: Female
  • Daddys girl? call me Pink.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1826 on: December 17, 2012, 04:29:58 AM »
Granted, but it gives you horrible nightmares.

I wish I was one of those type A personality folks.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1827 on: December 17, 2012, 04:32:34 AM »
Granted, but the A stands for "anteater."

I wish for new silverware.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1828 on: December 17, 2012, 04:35:43 AM »
How can you corrupt vodka?! Ummm...okay, the vodka turns out to be water. lol

I wish for a good, stiff drink.
I liked your response better, BlightRaptor.

@BlightRaptor - It is a bedtime story filled with monsters, carnage, and death.

@daddysgirl - Granted, and you work yourself to death.

@BlightRaptor - You get the silverware, but you lose both your hands and can no longer use it.

I wish for...yeah, a good, stiff drink.


Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1829 on: December 17, 2012, 04:38:50 AM »
The drink is literally stiff and solid, preventing any use of straw. My new silverware may be required, but I can not lend it to you without hands.

I wish for new hands.

Offline Koyume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1830 on: December 17, 2012, 06:00:08 PM »
You're given a pair of 'new hands'; they're the hands of yourself as a newborn child, attached to your adult wrists, and you'll have to wait for them to mature at the normal rate (give it fifteen years or so before they start feeling right).

I wish there were a pretty young lady sitting in my lap.

Offline daddysgirl87

  • I want to make all your fantasies come true.
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2012
  • Location: Third star to the right and straight on til morning.
  • Gender: Female
  • Daddys girl? call me Pink.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1831 on: December 17, 2012, 09:45:03 PM »
Granted, but her bony ass is digging into your thigh.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1832 on: December 18, 2012, 01:23:46 AM »
Granted, however it's because you've been put into a soap opera style coma.

I wish for a pet bunny.

Offline Koyume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1833 on: December 18, 2012, 02:06:26 AM »
Granted, but it's Bunnicula.

I wish I had an angel for a girlfriend.

Offline Damned Eternally

  • Caustic, honest, Strictly NO BS. Currently lost
  • Dame
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2010
  • Location: Arguing with the voices in my head. Playing with the ones in my heart.
  • Gender: Female
  • I am who I am, no more, no less.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1834 on: December 18, 2012, 02:07:08 AM »
You get your angel, but t'is the Angel of Death.

I wish I could drive.

Offline alliethatgirl

  • Dreamer
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Dec 2012
  • Location: It's getting harder to stay awake and my strength is fading fast. You breathe into me at last. I'm awake and I'm alive.
  • Gender: Female
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1835 on: December 18, 2012, 02:46:07 AM »
Granted but you get a tortoise with a saddle. Hope you don't have anywhere important to go!

I wish I had new shoes.

Offline Damned Eternally

  • Caustic, honest, Strictly NO BS. Currently lost
  • Dame
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2010
  • Location: Arguing with the voices in my head. Playing with the ones in my heart.
  • Gender: Female
  • I am who I am, no more, no less.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1836 on: December 18, 2012, 02:47:36 AM »
You get the new shoes, but they were made from cursed material. With every step you take, it's like walking in wet cement.

I wish I could fly.

Offline alliethatgirl

  • Dreamer
  • Lady
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Dec 2012
  • Location: It's getting harder to stay awake and my strength is fading fast. You breathe into me at last. I'm awake and I'm alive.
  • Gender: Female
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1837 on: December 18, 2012, 02:52:18 AM »
Granted, but only a foot off the ground.

I wish my french fries were done cooking.

Offline AutoTune

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1838 on: December 18, 2012, 04:37:16 AM »
Wish granted, but they're burnt. :P

I wish I was'nt up so late, doing absolutely nothing useful!

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1839 on: December 18, 2012, 06:02:51 AM »
Granted, but now you are performing useful chores while sleep walking.

I wish for a chew toy for Bunnicula.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1840 on: December 18, 2012, 06:30:04 PM »
Granted! Your arm falls off and Bunnicula begins gnawing on it... ;D

I wish I could regenerate any part of my body bigger and stronger without having to exercise.

Offline Deamonbane

  • A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.
  • Knight
  • Addict
  • *
  • Join Date: Oct 2012
  • Location: The world would be a sadder place without stories.
  • Gender: Male
  • Make me smile...
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1841 on: December 18, 2012, 06:56:41 PM »
Granted... however, the first part you try that on is your head... and that don't come back *nods*

I wish I had could see through solid objects...

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1842 on: December 18, 2012, 07:02:59 PM »
Granted! You're now encased in a cement wall...but you can see everything going on outside of it. ;)

I wish I could travel faster than light.

Offline makizushi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1843 on: December 18, 2012, 10:21:53 PM »
Wish granted, but you can never stop.

I wish I had a full sleeve of tattoos on my left arm.

Offline The Jackal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1844 on: December 19, 2012, 01:09:19 AM »
Wish granted, but they're all horribly scarred and unrecognizable.

I wish I was a character In Silent Hill.  (Good luck corrupting that one)

Offline AutoTune

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1845 on: December 19, 2012, 04:45:44 AM »
Sleepwalking doing chores. xD Wah.

Wish granted, but since I don't know what that is your're denied the wish! :O Sorries!
I wish I could manage time better.

Offline Koyume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1846 on: December 19, 2012, 08:17:12 AM »
Granted. You manage time exceedingly well, rigorously scheduling everything for every moment of the rest of your life. In the process, you become extremely neurotic and utterly inflexible in how you conduct your activities, eventually costing you friendship and partnership, and estranging you from your family.

I wish I were a superhero.

Offline sardias

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1847 on: December 19, 2012, 02:13:57 PM »
Granted Master...  You transform into costume and are granted super strength and are impervious to all harm but...  The bullets.   You find this out at your first bank robery.   



I wish I could watch every book I read like a movie. 

Offline WashAutumstar

  • Weirdness is just a side effect of Awesome
  • Lord
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Dec 2012
  • Location: Everywhere and Anywhere, I am a leaf on the wind
  • Gender: Male
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1848 on: December 19, 2012, 11:12:02 PM »
granted, but as is the case with a lot of books to movies, it is nothing like you imagined, the actors are terrible, and random parts are changed for no reason, making you hate it and the book.

I wish to have an amazing adventure, in which death is not the end (:P)

Offline AutoTune

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1849 on: December 19, 2012, 11:21:32 PM »
Its an amazing adventure as a sea-turtle baby, where you hatch and dig out of the sand, and scramble down the beach and into the ocean! But you get capturee by a human teacher, who stuffs you into a plastic container, and shows you to the students in marine biology class. :O

I wish i was a yellowstone national park wolf!