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Offline Proud Geek

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1800 on: December 04, 2012, 11:18:54 AM »
Granted but unfortunately it is so friendly and nice it becomes clingy and needy and you never get a moment away from it.

I wish I could be laying in a hammock by a lake on a warm summer day.

Offline BlissfulBoi

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1801 on: December 04, 2012, 02:08:32 PM »
Granted but your covered in mosquitos.

I wish a had a truck full of mountain dew.

Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1802 on: December 04, 2012, 10:31:37 PM »
Granted, but it all went flat.

I wish I could understand him.

Offline diamonedsky

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1803 on: December 04, 2012, 10:41:04 PM »
Granted, but now he's the only one you can understand.

I wish it would snow.

Offline Dasheva Blackheart

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1804 on: December 04, 2012, 11:05:17 PM »
Granted, but now he's the only one you can understand.

This is bad thing?

Also, Granted . . . But the snow brings hale as big as baseballs, killing many, destroying houses and so on.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1805 on: December 11, 2012, 01:38:34 AM »

I wish it would snow.

Granted, but turns out to be acid snow

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1806 on: December 11, 2012, 05:27:24 AM »
Dasheva and WashAutumstar, you have to place your own wish here as well, otherwise the game can't continue :-)

So... seeing there is no wish right now I could corrupt, I'll just place my own wish here.

I wish I could be with my love more often.

Offline Daniel Celesta

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1807 on: December 11, 2012, 03:43:26 PM »
Granted, but he has the tendency to click his tongue against his inner cheek, making a plopping sound continuously, all the while bashing any surrounding object in an attempt to "drum", except with really bad rhythm.

I wish I was able to sleep for 10 minutes and be as rested as someone who slept 8 hours. Power napping, huzzah!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1808 on: December 11, 2012, 03:52:06 PM »
granted, but the next time you sleep it must be for a minimum of 12 hours

i wish i could go inside books, and come back out again (for all those thinking of trapping me inside just one :P)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1809 on: December 13, 2012, 07:41:48 PM »
Granted, but when you enter a book, you change its events dramatically, and become the most hated literary character ever because of it. :'(

I wish I had a secret identity.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1810 on: December 14, 2012, 07:01:58 PM »
Granted, but it's SO secret, even you don't know who it is, and this eventually leads to you losing all sense of your own identity, and having to begin from scratch.

I wish I had a '69 Corvette Stingray.

Offline The Jackal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1811 on: December 15, 2012, 12:28:30 PM »
Granted
But it's only a picture  >:)

I wish I was a power ranger.


Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1812 on: December 15, 2012, 03:21:44 PM »
Granted
But it's only a picture  >:)

I wish I was a power ranger.

Picture or no, I love you, man! *stares at the black Vette, drooling* lol

Granted, you are a forest ranger who is also a body-builder...

I wish I could switch bodies with the woman in my avatar for just one day.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1813 on: December 15, 2012, 03:25:02 PM »
Granted, but it's just a boring day at college

I wish i could be the doctor from doctor who

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1814 on: December 15, 2012, 03:28:15 PM »
Granted, but this genie is hard of hearing and thought you said the doctor from Dr. Jekyll. Sorry 'bout that... :P

I wish I was the Incredible Hulk.

Offline Koyume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1815 on: December 15, 2012, 09:09:34 PM »
Granted, but you get increasingly moody and end up transforming at the most socially inappropriate times, ultimately ruining all of your relationships and making you a wanted man.

I wish I lived in Equestria  :P

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1816 on: December 17, 2012, 02:05:00 AM »
Granted, but Michael Bay is filming a series of 80's cartoon adaptations there.

I wish for some potato chips.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1817 on: December 17, 2012, 02:26:19 AM »
Granted, but they're stale. (I know, lame, but it was the best I could do. :P )

I wish for a mind that functions like the most efficient computer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1818 on: December 17, 2012, 03:00:15 AM »
Gets a virus that wipes the hardrive.

I wish for a brand new whip and chains kit.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1819 on: December 17, 2012, 03:10:39 AM »
(Too funny, DE! ;D )

Granted, but they are alive, this whip and chain, and they attack you with unrelenting fury. (Though that may be fun, too. ;) )

I wish for a kitten.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1820 on: December 17, 2012, 03:35:20 AM »
The kitten is actually Isma from Emperors New Groove. She talks crap constantly and drives you insane!

I wish for a puppy dog.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1821 on: December 17, 2012, 03:59:16 AM »
The puppy is infected with an alien parasite.

I wish for a dozen doughnuts.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1822 on: December 17, 2012, 04:02:38 AM »
The doughnuts are laced with arsenic.

I wish for good health.

Offline BlightRaptor

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1823 on: December 17, 2012, 04:21:22 AM »
Time rears its ugly head and you continue to age as normal.

I wish for an umbrella.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1824 on: December 17, 2012, 04:25:11 AM »
You open the umbrella up in a storm and it is full of holes.

I wish for vodka