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Offline FionaM

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1750 on: November 27, 2012, 12:29:40 PM »
Granted, but now they all need to be disposed off in an extremely tedious way.

I wish I could walk on water.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1751 on: November 27, 2012, 02:02:55 PM »
Granted....but the water is contaminated and you get foot rot!

I wish I could fly away!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1752 on: November 27, 2012, 02:36:48 PM »
granted, but you can only go up.

I wish I could think of awesome wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1753 on: November 27, 2012, 03:33:20 PM »
Granted! But all you can do is think of them and you are unable to utter them into being.

I wish I was perfect!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1754 on: November 27, 2012, 03:42:13 PM »
Granted, but your perfection insights jealousy amongst those who are imperfect, causing you to be forever alone.

I wish I was as intelligent as a super computer without losing my emotions or becoming a computer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1755 on: November 27, 2012, 06:06:05 PM »
Granted but nobody likes a know it all.


I wish I never have writers block.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1756 on: November 27, 2012, 06:21:06 PM »
Granted, but you no longer feel the desire to write.

I wish math came more naturally to me.

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« Reply #1757 on: November 27, 2012, 06:23:48 PM »
Granted, you are now a calculator.

I wish I could teleport without getting stuck in things.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1758 on: November 27, 2012, 07:14:27 PM »
Granted, but you always end up three feet higher off the ground.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1759 on: November 28, 2012, 08:23:06 AM »
Granted, but you ..  Wait what?


I wish I had a pet Monkey who knew martial arts.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1760 on: November 28, 2012, 12:57:39 PM »
Granted but you're its greatest enemy.

I wish I knew better than to waste wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1761 on: November 28, 2012, 01:03:43 PM »
Granted, yet you quickly lose that knowledge.


I wish I could see a falling star.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1762 on: November 28, 2012, 01:13:46 PM »
Granted, but it lands on your car.

I wish I didn't bite my nails.

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« Reply #1763 on: November 28, 2012, 01:15:35 PM »
Granted, yet you start biting your toenails.

I wish I could sleep in every morning.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1764 on: November 28, 2012, 01:17:13 PM »
(Ewwww!)

Granted, but you have terrible insomnia and don't fall asleep til dawn.

I wish I owned a 1969 camaro

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1765 on: November 28, 2012, 04:55:14 PM »
Granted, but it is in horrible condition, and there are no salvageable parts.

I wish I had a Bentley in like-new condition.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1766 on: November 28, 2012, 07:19:25 PM »
Granted! Here ya go!


Now you have a picture of a Bentley in like-new condition :D

I wish I had a cute kitten to cuddle with.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1767 on: November 28, 2012, 09:17:25 PM »
Granted, but it belongs to your roommate and it sleeps with her instead of cuddling with you.

I wish I could make the perfect cup of tea every time I tried.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1768 on: November 28, 2012, 09:30:01 PM »
Granted, but you never get to taste it 'cause you're compelled by this corruption to make every cup of tea for you're roommate.. and she won't share.. >:)

I wish I could make an A on all my finals.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1769 on: November 28, 2012, 09:31:45 PM »
Granted, but your roommate died... (Oh no...)

I wish I could close my eyes and make anything I imagined real when I opened them.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1770 on: November 28, 2012, 09:35:41 PM »
Yay! -throws a party and steals her roommate's Christmas lights.. and the kitty..- Mwahaha-haha-ha....

....just kidding! >.<

Granted! But every time you close your eyes again, whatever you imagined disappears.. don't blink!

I wish I had purple hair.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1771 on: November 28, 2012, 09:37:40 PM »
Granted, but it is an obnoxious color, and everyone gives you pity looks when you walk by and kind of just stare awkwardly. (also... just... your corruption. Kudos to you, my friend. Kudos to you.)

I wish I was two inches taller.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1772 on: November 28, 2012, 09:40:39 PM »
Granted.. you now have an abnormally large forehead to make up the difference, giving you your desired two inches. -gigglefits- Now everyone gives you pity looks when you walk by and kind of just stares awkwardly! XD

I wish I had satin sheets to sleep on.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1773 on: November 28, 2012, 09:43:43 PM »
(That's just... depressing.) Granted, but you jump on your bed without thinking and slide off the end. You spend a few months in traction on those satiny sheets.

I wish there really were superheroes and super-villains everywhere. (not just in hiding, you know? )

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1774 on: November 28, 2012, 09:46:05 PM »
Granted, but there's way more villains than heroes, and the world falls to ruin. Thanks, QFelicity.. I'm sure everyone appreciates your wish.. you know.. if they were still alive and whatnot.. >:(

I wish I was a super-heroine!