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Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #175 on: December 04, 2011, 12:44:17 AM »
Granted,

Word spreads of your gathering but on the night no one shows because you put the wrong date and it's only one everyone had available.

I wish I had a double decker bus with a full drink bar, snack bar, and desert bar.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #176 on: December 04, 2011, 01:41:01 AM »
Dude, you got it! Unfortunately, the city you live in.. plus any other city known to man (at least in this warped little wishing answer).. doesn't condone such monstrosities.. (although, personally.. I'd party there).. and you are ordered to park that thing in the driest of all deserts.. with no wheels.. a few wheel-clamps.. and a guard to make sure you stay inside as your punishment as they feed you warm water and stale bread.. I'm sorry. No.. really.. I am.

I wish I could be Zeus for a day.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #177 on: December 04, 2011, 02:20:22 AM »
*waves a ..... hand around* Granted, however as Zeus you spend ALL your time listening to all the other gods complain and whine and eventually you get a massive migraine headache that just won't go away.


I wish I was warm.

Offline VuurMeester

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #178 on: December 04, 2011, 02:23:26 AM »
* VuurMeester sets Kazuume on fire.

Wish Granted!

I wish I was perfectly immortal, with nothing capable of hurting me mentally, nor emotionally.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #179 on: December 04, 2011, 08:27:46 AM »
Granted. *turns you into a rock*

I wish i had a glass of orange juice.

Offline VuurMeester

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #180 on: December 04, 2011, 08:33:24 AM »
Granted!

* VuurMeester hands Ramman a glass of orange juice, complete with a complementary lethal dose of arsenic in it.

I wish I was a perfectly immortal human being, with nothing capable of hurting me mentally, physically nor emotionally.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #181 on: December 04, 2011, 10:35:08 AM »
fine, you are put into an eternal unconscious stasis

I wish I'd find the incorruptable wish.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #182 on: December 04, 2011, 01:00:23 PM »
Granted, but it belongs to me.

I wish I could remember where i put my incorruptible wish.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #183 on: December 04, 2011, 01:03:30 PM »
granted, you just remembered, you traded it for a snowcone. Unfortunately the snowcone tasted terrible.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #184 on: December 04, 2011, 01:19:11 PM »
granted. For reasons unknown, you wish for a defunct toaster.

I wish that it was 'Opposite Day'.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #185 on: December 04, 2011, 01:45:41 PM »
Granted, however long lines of people form to wish you a happy and long life.

I wish i had my own harem full of beautiful women.

Offline I dont know

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #186 on: December 05, 2011, 05:07:25 PM »
Granted, it's your harem, it belongs to you, except for the women ;)

I wish i wouldn't be myself

Offline Anesa

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #187 on: December 05, 2011, 09:25:13 PM »
Granted, you are no longer yourself, but you have come back as a "Micheal Jackson" look alike...but not when he looked his best!  ;P





I wish I was a super model

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #188 on: December 05, 2011, 09:30:22 PM »
Granted, but you are so beautiful that everyone is afraid to talk to you, as such you die sad and alone.

I wish I could find something to watch on tv.

Offline I dont know

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #189 on: December 06, 2011, 03:50:06 AM »
Granted, but in soviet russia tv watches you. O_o

I wish Pigpin wouldn't watch me when i'm in the toilet taking care of my own business.
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Offline Sao

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #190 on: December 06, 2011, 08:54:57 AM »
Granted! Pigpin won't watch you anymore, but every body will.
I wish I could fly.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #191 on: December 06, 2011, 11:37:58 AM »
Granted.

However when you fly you must do so upside down and @$$ first or be completely disoriented and nauseated.

I wish I had some marshmallows and fire.

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #192 on: December 06, 2011, 11:53:03 AM »
Wishe shall be granted. Magically, a wisp of marshmallow laden wooden skewers appear beside you.

You venture outside, full of glee anticipating the second part of your wish.

As you're sitting in front of the fire, stuffed from all the marshmallows, you can't but wonder why it wasn't as good as you thought it would be... could be marshmallows aren't as good as they once were. Could be they couldn't live up to your expectations. Could be because you're car is the fuel for the fire.  >:)

I wished I was smarter.

Offline I dont know

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #193 on: December 06, 2011, 01:49:49 PM »
Granted, you are smarter now... but you're in coma.

I wish i had sex with the person below me.


Offline Tamhansen

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #194 on: December 06, 2011, 02:05:05 PM »
granted, but it's phone sex, and the connection's terrible. And the line breaks up too soon.

I wish I had a refreshing frink.

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #195 on: December 06, 2011, 02:40:24 PM »
Granted however you get Professor Frink from Futurama and he isn't very refreshing.

I wish I had a another fun roleplay partner.

Offline I dont know

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #196 on: December 07, 2011, 06:16:24 AM »
Granted, but it turns out to be a stalker who wants you to send your underwear to him.

i wish for the next poster to undress.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #197 on: December 07, 2011, 03:08:18 PM »
*done* I am now behind my keyboard, nakie, but... you can't see. :P


I wish the next person would give me a jacket!

Offline I dont know

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #198 on: December 07, 2011, 03:10:34 PM »
Okay, you got the jacket, too bad it's completely see-through.

I wish the next person would say what to do to the next person.

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #199 on: December 07, 2011, 03:26:11 PM »
Granted. Butterscotch.

I wish I was a brilliant scientist.