Dude, you got it! Unfortunately, the city you live in.. plus any other city known to man (at least in this warped little wishing answer).. doesn't condone such monstrosities.. (although, personally.. I'd party there).. and you are ordered to park that thing in the driest of all deserts.. with no wheels.. a few wheel-clamps.. and a guard to make sure you stay inside as your punishment as they feed you warm water and stale bread.. I'm sorry. No.. really.. I am.
I wish I could be Zeus for a day.