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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1675 on: November 23, 2012, 10:29:28 AM »
Granted but you get eaten up by mosquitoes.

I wish I could get a nice massage.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1676 on: November 23, 2012, 01:23:08 PM »
Granted, but the massage therapist had recently frolicked in some poison ivy bushes.

I wish I could become a mermaid.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1677 on: November 23, 2012, 03:33:46 PM »
Granted.. but you turn super small and end up a mermaid in a fishbowl that.. belongs to me. And ohhhhh how I love to tap the bowl and make you jump. You know.. you really are quite adorable in that fish-tail.. just need to figure out how to get you into full size. Hmm.. maybe it's time to experiment with the blue stuff again.

I wish I could get full glimpses of other parts of the universe.. just check out how those other worlds look when teeming with life.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1678 on: November 23, 2012, 11:07:33 PM »
Granted, you are now the doctor's companion. You get sucked constantly into potentially deadly situations, yet you still feel compelled to stay with him.

I wish I could weave gold from wool.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1679 on: November 24, 2012, 03:27:44 AM »
Granted, only you turn into Jim Carrey without the paycheck. (Ten points if you get the reference)

The Mask with the Norse God Loki Mask thing in it! And the little dog whats his face! where's my ten points?  ;D

Wish granted, but now there's a shortage in regular sheep wool! wah!

I wish I wrote down every awesome idea I ever had! xD

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1680 on: November 24, 2012, 03:32:21 AM »
Granted, Now unfortunately you never have any ideas to write down.

I wish I had a king size bed to lay in right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1681 on: November 24, 2012, 03:34:10 AM »
Granted! But have a muscle spasm and are an able to lay down.

I wish I were invulnerable.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1682 on: November 24, 2012, 03:40:51 AM »
Congratulations, you are invulnerable to all things that may cause you harm, including age. Now you must stay forever young wandering alone as everyone you love slowly dies around you.

I wish I could have breakfast in bed

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1683 on: November 24, 2012, 03:56:44 AM »
Granted, Now unfortunately you never have any ideas to write down.

The misury! Wah!

Wish granted, but you drop eggs and toast and cereal everywhere! Tough luck, sorry! x(
I wish the words desert squid and singing worked better together out of context!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1684 on: November 24, 2012, 04:23:09 AM »
Granted, unfortunately now squid can survive on land as well as in the water, that fact coupled with their ability to camouflage themselves to any environment and being exceedingly intelligent puzzle solvers has bumped humanity a notch down on the food chain.

I wish I had a squid proof dome

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1685 on: November 24, 2012, 08:15:56 AM »
Granted, but unfortunately it's not shark proof.

I wish I'd been able to sleep longer.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1686 on: November 24, 2012, 09:12:34 PM »
I wish I'd been able to sleep longer.

Granted! You are now asleep... forever! >:) Hopefully you'll get woken by a prince someday, but the odds are against it.

I wish I was a world-famous author. :-)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1687 on: November 24, 2012, 09:20:06 PM »
Granted. I'll even let you choose which one - you're either Adolf Hitler or Anne Frank.

I wish I hadn't drank all that coffee this morning.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1688 on: November 24, 2012, 09:25:35 PM »
Granted, but instead you drank energy drinks galore.

I wish I had more time to read.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1689 on: November 24, 2012, 10:05:12 PM »
Congratulations, your arm is now covered in watches.

I wish I had a tablet to use.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1690 on: November 24, 2012, 10:12:00 PM »
Granted but it only works like a mouse.

I wish I wouldn't take people's shifts.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1691 on: November 25, 2012, 10:36:38 PM »
Granted, but now you don't have enough money. Bad things ensue.

I wish I could see someone's life story in a glance.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1692 on: November 25, 2012, 10:38:19 PM »
granted, but you become so enamored you waste away, not knowing your own life.

I wish sleep was unnecessary.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1693 on: November 25, 2012, 10:47:06 PM »
Granted, but you and the rest of the world descend into madness quickly as you run yourself into insanity with your constant work and thoughts.

I wish I could see into my own future, just for a moment.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1694 on: November 25, 2012, 10:50:35 PM »
Granted but you can only see your death.

I wish I could finish writing a story.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1695 on: November 25, 2012, 10:52:31 PM »
Granted, but every one who reads it claims you stole it from someone else.

I wish my work could be published.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1696 on: November 25, 2012, 11:07:03 PM »
Granted! But another author stole it and it was published under their name, not yours. Nana-nah boo-boo! -giggles-

I wish.. it was normal to have Christmas lights up all year.. oh, and to listen to Christmas music too!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1697 on: November 25, 2012, 11:09:31 PM »
Granted, the year is now only one month long and the only month is December. You never get to have a birthday or any other holiday ever again, and you're eternally having to search for presents.

I wish I had a pocketwatch that could stop and start time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1698 on: November 25, 2012, 11:12:10 PM »
Granted, but when you stop time it stops for you too and you're frozen along with everyone else.

I wish I could reincarnate

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1699 on: November 25, 2012, 11:15:53 PM »
Granted, but it's based on karma, and you are astonished to be reincarnated as a beggar on the streets of a run-down town in Russia. It's always cold, and there's no food.

I wish I could find some larger purpose for my life than just the day to day.