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Offline Deamonbane

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1575 on: October 22, 2012, 10:25:57 PM »
Granted... did I mention that it is not ripe enough to eat yet?

I wish it would rain in Brasilia...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1576 on: October 22, 2012, 10:30:39 PM »
*quickly puts out fire*
Granted, but it causes a mass flood

i wish i had the fighting skills of Roranoa Zoro(he's from one piece)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1577 on: October 22, 2012, 11:02:16 PM »
Granted, but you now have so little muscle mass that you can barely even do one push-up, nevermind actually using your skills.

I wish that when peoplepicked up a "lucky penny", that it was actually lucky.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1578 on: October 22, 2012, 11:08:21 PM »
Granted but now when people break mirrors, you get their seven years of bad luck.

I wish I could create " the perfect man" from a catalog of choices.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1579 on: October 22, 2012, 11:18:33 PM »
Granted, but somewhere in the world, some made the same wish except for a perfect woman. She and the "perfect man" fall in love, get married and live happily ever after.

Speaking of which.

I wish I could create the perfect woman from a catalog of choices. =D

See? I told you it would happen! :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1580 on: October 22, 2012, 11:53:58 PM »
Granted. Too bad perfection is actually extremely boring

I wish that the next person won't corrupt this wish ( >:) )

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1581 on: October 23, 2012, 12:50:57 AM »
Granted, however, every person after me will try extra hard when corrupting wishes.

I wish I had a horde of pet guinea pigs, and they were all trained to do my bidding :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1582 on: October 23, 2012, 12:55:32 AM »
granted, but they eat human flesh, and aren't trained not to eat you

i wish i had magic powers

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1583 on: October 23, 2012, 01:47:24 AM »
But if they do my bidding, I would bid they eat my enemies until they are full, and then bid them to do other useful things, like fetch me candy :D

Granted. You now have magical powers. However, so does everyone else, and your magical powers are well below average in terms of power.

I wish that the next person would make a more interesting wish than this wish I'm making right now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1584 on: October 23, 2012, 06:06:12 AM »
Granted, and now you find yourself without a way to corrupt these awesome wishes...

I wish all of my drinks remained cool, around 10 C until I drank them...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1585 on: October 23, 2012, 09:14:12 AM »
Granted although now if you ever want coffee or hot chocolate you must drink them cold.

I wish I were still in bed, sleeping peacefully like I'm supposed to be.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1586 on: October 23, 2012, 09:26:16 AM »
Granted, but now I would be lying next to you. For eternity.

I wish I was healthy again. Being sick sucks. (Actually it doesn't, having days off=win)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1587 on: October 23, 2012, 09:30:46 AM »
And the corruption of my wish is?? Sounds like I win!

Granted. You are never sick but to make up for the imbalance everyone in the world spends three weeks sick. Everything shuts down and everyone blames you. Can you say  witch hunt?

I wish that I were warm, not hot, nor cold, but the perfect temperature for optimal comfort.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1588 on: October 23, 2012, 02:33:22 PM »
Granted. You are now forever locked inside of a room that constnatly maintains perfect room temperature to ensure that you never feel hot or cold, but instead alwatys feel juuuuuuuust right. Unfortunately, you can't even leave that room.

I wish that I would never forget anything important ever again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1589 on: October 23, 2012, 06:45:05 PM »
Granted, but, as everything in life has importance to someone or something, you remember everything, overloading your mind and driving you insane.

I wish I could speak any language after hearing one word in it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1590 on: October 23, 2012, 07:07:57 PM »
Granted, but now you can only speak that one word and that one word alone, every time you hear a new word.

I wish I had an endless supply of Peanut M&Ms!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1591 on: October 23, 2012, 07:10:49 PM »
Granted... hey, where did SrsBidniss go?

I wish tomorrow could be an off day...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1592 on: October 23, 2012, 07:35:54 PM »
Granted, just not for you. ;P

I wish I knew how many licks it took to the center of a tootsie pop.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1593 on: October 23, 2012, 07:56:29 PM »
Granted, and now there is no more fun licking a tootsie pop...

I wish I could have a lifetime's supply of beer...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1594 on: October 23, 2012, 08:17:44 PM »
Granted, warm stale beer.

I wish I was able to stop breathing without dying.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1595 on: October 24, 2012, 12:25:09 AM »
Granted, your skin will now absorb the oxygen you need, but you must keep it moist, and can never be submerged in water again

i wish i could find a decent avatar

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1596 on: October 24, 2012, 01:02:37 AM »
Granted. Unfortunately, the very next day it becomes a symbol of a racist, sexist, facist government establishment, and you can never use it again without being hated by everyone who sees it.

I wish I could act as fast as I think. Man, would I have great reflexes :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1597 on: October 24, 2012, 01:23:04 AM »
Granted, unfortunately what ever you're thinking your body will do, and your standing right next to a policeman and someone you want to strangle

i wish i had a gold statue of Monkey D. Luffy from one piece

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1598 on: November 09, 2012, 12:28:43 AM »
Granted - and it is an inexplicable artifact, like the monolith from 2001, because anime and manga are erased from time and space.

I wish to die while on a roller-coaster, because that would be the best way to go out.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1599 on: November 09, 2012, 12:37:21 AM »
don't even joke about anime and manga not existing

Granted, you were on a roller coaster that went off the rails, ran through several walls, through the trailer of a semi, off a pier and into the water, you survive until the cart hits the sea floor, then your head explodes

i wish i had a good book