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Offline chivalrousdeviant

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1350 on: August 20, 2012, 12:41:36 AM »
Are you sure you get this game? You keep making my wishes better! :D

Granted, but I show up instead. haha. :P

I wish that my phone hadn't gotten the screen cracked. :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1351 on: August 20, 2012, 01:15:33 AM »
Granted, but then you drop it in water.

I wish MY screen wasn't cracked :) lol

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1352 on: August 20, 2012, 01:17:33 AM »
Granted, but all of the numbers but one are erased from it.

I wish that I had a Coca-cola right now. :P

Offline Immortal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1353 on: September 04, 2012, 08:10:49 PM »
Granted, but it's spiked with laxatives.

I wish I had a better phone.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1354 on: September 04, 2012, 08:27:50 PM »
Granted, but the contract is signed in blood and your immortal soul is now mine!


I wish I had a super sexy sex slave to service my every need!

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1355 on: September 04, 2012, 09:06:50 PM »
Granted, but ... hmm ... that one's hard to corrupt!

I wish my glasses weren't smudgy.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1356 on: September 04, 2012, 09:15:23 PM »
Granted...but an ogre with really bad breath just cleaned them by licking them and now all you can smell is his nasty breath above your nose!


I wish I were a bird...so I could fly far, far away from here!

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1357 on: September 04, 2012, 09:30:35 PM »
Granted, but it is the rare arctic finch; you are left on a polar ice cap without even a coat.  You are, to say the least, brrrr.

I wish I could have Cole kisses every day.

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1358 on: September 04, 2012, 09:42:20 PM »
*smiles* Wish granted, but you have to move to Ohio and leave everything behind.


I wish I could have B kisses every day!

Offline Sophyta

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1359 on: September 05, 2012, 02:36:12 PM »
Granted, you now have a house or apartment fun of bees.  They lick you everyday.  They think that you are their queen.

I wish I could have some love.

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1360 on: September 06, 2012, 09:43:15 PM »
Granted but it's puppy love

I wish i wasnt sleepy

Offline colerie1974

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1361 on: September 06, 2012, 09:46:27 PM »
Granted, but you are now cursed with insomnia.


I wish I could get laid tonight.

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1362 on: September 07, 2012, 12:26:26 AM »
Granted, but you dont get satisfied.

I wish i had an alcoholic beverage.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1363 on: September 08, 2012, 05:30:07 AM »
Granted, is there, on your car dashboard, but you still have to drive all day.

I wish I could teleport myself

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1364 on: September 08, 2012, 01:12:38 PM »
Granted! Ah but your aim.. not so good. On your third casting popping from point-a to point-b.. you ended up in point-w.. which unfortunately turned out to be right in the path of a hungry alligator. Yikes.. make that two.

I wish I could alter the speed of time at will.

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1365 on: September 10, 2012, 04:19:36 PM »
Granted! Ah but your aim.. not so good. On your third casting popping from point-a to point-b.. you ended up in point-w.. which unfortunately turned out to be right in the path of a hungry alligator. Yikes.. make that two.

I wish I could alter the speed of time at will.

Granted, but you have the effect like from the movie Click.

I wish i sleep better.

Offline Immortal

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1366 on: September 11, 2012, 07:55:14 PM »
Granted, but you wake up somewhere you weren't when you went to bed.

I wish I had a bird that wasn't an asshole.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1367 on: September 16, 2012, 01:38:12 AM »
Granted, but now that your bird isn't an asshole, it can talk and only spouts compliments... to people you hate.

I wish I had more people to talk to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1368 on: September 16, 2012, 03:23:33 AM »
Granted, but they're all in your head and you've been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

I wish I had a huge pit of colorful plastic balls to play in.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1369 on: September 16, 2012, 03:35:17 AM »
Granted, but somewhere in your ball pit are a hundred thumbtacks. Good luck.

I wish I could draw anything I could imagine in flawless detail.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1370 on: September 16, 2012, 03:43:35 AM »
Granted, but to do so, you're cursed to use Dolores Umbridge's quill, and everything you draw is painfully etched into your skin.

I wish it was winter.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1371 on: September 16, 2012, 03:46:07 AM »
Granted, but it hails everyday, so you can't ever enjoy it.

I wish I could get something published.

(Loved your response by the way. Ouch though!)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1372 on: September 16, 2012, 03:54:56 AM »
Granted, but your publisher takes 100% of the profits.

I wish I could sing on stage with my favorite band.

(Thanks, darlin' -gives her a handful of pretty band-aids-)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1373 on: September 16, 2012, 03:58:50 AM »
granted but then you're booed by everyone in the building

I wish I have better ISP >w<

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1374 on: September 16, 2012, 04:02:11 AM »
Granted, but it's the newest available and fails constantly.

I wish I had telepathy.