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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1325 on: August 18, 2012, 02:30:50 AM »
Granted, but you have to sleep naked while someone else is there.

I wish that you were giving me a massage! :D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1326 on: August 18, 2012, 02:32:40 AM »
Granted but I massage you the wrong way and you end up with a bruise that I end up having to kiss all better :)

I wish I would get tired of listening to this same album over and over but I never do.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1327 on: August 18, 2012, 02:35:41 AM »
Granted, but then you never want to listen to it again.

I wish that I never got sick of my favorite foods.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1328 on: August 18, 2012, 03:02:17 AM »
Granted, but they're all very fattening and you gain 20000 lbs.

I wish I could sleep :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1329 on: August 18, 2012, 03:04:45 AM »
Granted, but then you don't get to keep talking to me.

I wish that dude would stop trying to call you and would stop being a dick.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1330 on: August 18, 2012, 03:10:27 AM »
Granted, but then he starts calling you :)

I wish he'd start harassing somebody else, maybe the girl who was calling me the 50 something times a few weeks ago.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1331 on: August 18, 2012, 03:12:56 AM »
Meh, I can handle that. I tend to give around zero fucks with people who have harassed people I know. :P haha.

Granted, but they turn out to be soulmates.

I wish that I could tell if my new haircut looked good or not.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1332 on: August 18, 2012, 03:16:29 AM »
Actually, what's crazy is that she was stalking him before me. She actually hated me, that's why she called my phone so many times.

Granted, but you find out how sexy it is and get a big head and now your hair cut doesn't fit any more :)

I wish I could sing like Eden's Edge

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1333 on: August 18, 2012, 03:19:26 AM »
Wow yeah that's... uh... Huh. Well then, that sounds incredibly unenjoyable. :P

Granted, but you have crippling stage fright.

I wish I could sing any showtune I wanted to. :)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1334 on: August 18, 2012, 03:26:38 AM »
Granted but everyone hates it and you're stoned to death.

I wish I didn't keep yawning.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1335 on: August 18, 2012, 03:28:42 AM »
Granted, but you just fall asleep right away instead of yawning.

I wish that I could make any of my dreams come true.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1336 on: August 18, 2012, 03:31:34 AM »
Granted but it's the one where you have to spend copious amounts of time with me :)

I wish I didn't have to sleep. :( And on that note, it's my bedtime darling. Good night.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1337 on: August 18, 2012, 03:32:53 AM »
Granted, but instead you hang out with me. :)

I wish you didn't have to sleep. Sweet dreams, my dear! Good night! :)

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1338 on: August 18, 2012, 03:35:49 AM »
Granted, but you fall asleep instead and make weird snoring noises. ;)

I wish both my little nephews have a happy birthday today! ;D

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1339 on: August 18, 2012, 11:41:09 AM »
Granted!  You trip over your own feet and land face down in the cake causing all sorts of hilarity!

I wish the weather here was more like that in San Francisco.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1340 on: August 18, 2012, 03:12:33 PM »
Granted, but you also get their next earthquake and your prized collection of cowbells is swallowed by the earth.

I wish it was still the morning.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1341 on: August 19, 2012, 08:15:14 PM »
Granted, but you will be forcibly teleported to a part of the world that is still morning every hour on the hour.

I wish for an all female harem?

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1342 on: August 19, 2012, 08:48:34 PM »
Granted, but you suddenly lose all interest in women.

I wish that I could do a back flip.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1343 on: August 19, 2012, 11:14:40 PM »
Granted, but I'm not paying attention and you kick me in the face.

I wish I hadn't pulled a forearm muscle :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1344 on: August 19, 2012, 11:17:07 PM »
Granted, but it's because you no longer have a forearm. :P

I wish that was more comfortable.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1345 on: August 19, 2012, 11:25:45 PM »
Granted but now I can't corrupt your wish because I don't understand what you mean lol

Good thing it's my left arm. The right is the "useful" one :)

I wish I could find a song I heard on the radio :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1346 on: August 19, 2012, 11:29:16 PM »
Sorry, that was supposed to be "I wish that /I/ was more comfortable." :P

And well, as long as one of your arms is still useful! :D

Granted, but you realize you can't stand it anymore.

I wish that I could edit my posts so I looked less like an idiot. :P haha

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1347 on: August 20, 2012, 12:15:14 AM »
Granted, but I can't corrupt this wish because you don't sound like an idiot :)

I wish I didn't feel so weird today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1348 on: August 20, 2012, 12:26:14 AM »
Phew!

Granted, but it's only because I'm around and you just feel less weird in comparison. :D

I wish that I had another good movie to watch.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1349 on: August 20, 2012, 12:37:49 AM »
Granted, but you have to watch Seven Brides For Seven Brothers with me :)

I wish my family had stayed at the movies longer, I was kind of enjoying my alone time lol