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Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1275 on: August 17, 2012, 02:26:19 AM »
Granted, but you can only watch that movie for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew what the hell a cubit was.

And now I hope I don't sound stupid.

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« Reply #1276 on: August 17, 2012, 02:30:37 AM »
Granted, but then you have to listen to me explain it was just a reference to Noah and the flood, who had to build a boat 50 cubits long. (It's just an old unit of measurement. :P)

I wish that I had people to appreciate the fact that I just bought some clothes that make me look attractive today. :P

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« Reply #1277 on: August 17, 2012, 02:37:05 AM »
(I remember that now)

Granted but the only one around is me and my idea of appreciation of attractiveness is awkwardly licking your eyelids. :)

I wish I didn't have How To Love stuck in my head, I hate Lil Wayne's voice.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1278 on: August 17, 2012, 02:40:49 AM »
(Ugh, me too. :P It's just so unappealing.)

Granted, but now the song stuck in your head is a Snoop Dogg song.

I wish that I could rap and/or sing.

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« Reply #1279 on: August 17, 2012, 02:45:19 AM »
I love Snoop Dogg! *takes offense*

Granted but then everyone asks you to sing every time you're in a group like they do to me.

I wish I didn't like 90's bubble gum pop so much.

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« Reply #1280 on: August 17, 2012, 02:49:53 AM »
He's not my favorite but he's definitely better than Lil Wayne, haha. I just picked someone the only other person I know who didn't like Lil Wayne didn't like. :P (Wow that was almost a sentence.)

Granted, but you now only like it a little bit less.

I wish that I had a lead role in a play.

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« Reply #1281 on: August 17, 2012, 03:02:14 AM »
Granted but you're Eliza Dolittle.

I wish my ovaries weren't cramping :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1282 on: August 17, 2012, 03:13:05 AM »
Granted, but it's because you're pregnant.

I wish that I had somebody to cuddle with. :P

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« Reply #1283 on: August 17, 2012, 03:25:04 AM »
Granted but then you have to cuddle with me.

I wish I didn't have to sleep alone.

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« Reply #1284 on: August 17, 2012, 03:31:22 AM »
I'm missing the part where that wish is corrupted. :P

Granted, but then you're forced to sleep with me. And I tend to be physically affectionate. :PPP haha.

I wish that I had someone to watch terrible and entertaining movies with. :P

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« Reply #1285 on: August 17, 2012, 03:57:14 AM »
We are terrible at corrupting these wishes :)

Granted, but you have to watch horror movies with me and I scream in your ear a lot and jump into your lap even more often.

I wish someone would watch My Fair Lady with me.

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« Reply #1286 on: August 17, 2012, 04:02:13 AM »
We really are. :D (Also yeah, that's not corrupting my wish that's just making it way better. :D)

Granted, but you have watch The Music Man with me as well then (or at the very least, Rent.)

I wish someone would dance with me.


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« Reply #1287 on: August 17, 2012, 04:29:51 AM »
RENT RENT RENT!

Granted, but you have to let me teach you to two step.

I wish I could sleep but I need to be up another hour to wake my sister up.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1288 on: August 17, 2012, 04:34:03 AM »
I mayyyyyy or may not have all of Santa Fe, La Vie Boheme, and Tango Maureen memorized. :D Actually, my friend and I were going to do a rendition of Tango: Maureen for our school's showcase this past year, considering it was our last year and we wanted to go out with a bang. :P It never happened, unfortunately. :(

Granted, but you can only sleep for half an hour.

I wish my friend and I had gotten to do that performance. :P

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« Reply #1289 on: August 17, 2012, 04:35:54 AM »
Good, I know Take Me Or Leave Me, Out Tonight and Light My Candle memorized!

Granted, but you trip and break your nose on your friend's shoe.

I wish I hadn't lost my cigarettes :(

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« Reply #1290 on: August 17, 2012, 04:40:14 AM »
I actually know most of Take Me or Leave Me too. :D

Granted, but you can't find a lighter or matches.

I wish that I had a DVD of every movie I ever wanted. :P

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« Reply #1291 on: August 17, 2012, 04:43:19 AM »
I'm an auditory learner so I memorize songs VERY quickly.

Granted, but they're all scratched and skip.

I wish I didn't have so much sad music, if I put my Spotify on shuffle, I'd just sit here and cry all the time.

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« Reply #1292 on: August 17, 2012, 04:45:51 AM »
I'm kinetic/visual, so if I can sing along with it enough times and can find the lyrics I can learn it fairly quickly. :D Being an auditory must be really nice for learning songs though! :D

Granted, but the only songs on there are all by Lil Wayne.

I wish that Dessa had more music out. :(


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« Reply #1293 on: August 17, 2012, 04:49:33 AM »
Granted, but you listen to it so much you go completely deaf.

I wish I had some felt so I could make crochet monsters.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1294 on: August 17, 2012, 04:53:35 AM »
Granted, but the monsters come to life and start treating your house like it's Tokyo and they're Godzilla.

I wish that I was Godzilla.

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« Reply #1295 on: August 17, 2012, 05:28:18 AM »
Granted, but you slip on a Godzilla sized banana peel and fall.

I wish I wasn't out of pistachios.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1296 on: August 17, 2012, 05:29:34 AM »
Granted, but you only have three and they're buried under a ton of peanuts.

I wish that I wasn't sleepy.

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« Reply #1297 on: August 17, 2012, 05:31:08 AM »
Ewww, peanuts.

Granted, but you have to let me keep you awake :)

I wish you weren't sleepy either. :(

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« Reply #1298 on: August 17, 2012, 05:33:43 AM »
Ha! A successful corruption! Finally! :D

Granted, but it only lasts for half an hour at most. :P

I wish that I could figure out what people's most intimate turn-ons were, just by looking at them. :D

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« Reply #1299 on: August 17, 2012, 05:41:02 AM »
Granted, but what you find out scares you :)

I wish I didn't have to go to a party on Saturday.