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Offline drezdock

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #125 on: November 30, 2011, 04:13:09 AM »
Granted,

But you're made with technology that exactly duplicates your human biology so there is no discernible difference.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much at thanksgiving.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #126 on: November 30, 2011, 04:16:01 AM »
(lol)

Granted, you didn't eat anything. You had a horrible thanksgiving.

You're welcome.


I wish I could fly.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #127 on: November 30, 2011, 04:19:34 AM »
Granted.

However your body cant stand the high altitude or low air pressure.

I wish my favorite tv shows didn't have these stupid mid season breaks!

Offline JennyBeGood

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #128 on: November 30, 2011, 04:21:50 AM »
I wish my favorite tv shows didn't have these stupid mid season breaks!
Granted. Your tv shows now have no breaks at all... because they don't air in the first place.

I wish people were nicer to each other!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2011, 04:25:38 AM »
@Jenny. Welcome to E. :D

Granted,

But they are so nice mankind loses all ambition to excel over thier peers which results in the collapse of civilization as we know it.

I wish I knew a wish that I could wish for that was uncorruptable.

Offline InariShiftskin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #130 on: November 30, 2011, 05:25:24 AM »
Granted, but every time you try to say it, your tongue twists itself into a knot.


I wish I could sleep normal hours like everyone else.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #131 on: November 30, 2011, 05:37:05 AM »
You sleep those hours, but you get nothing done in the day time so it is completely a moot desire.

I wish I had more pretty hats.

Offline InariShiftskin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #132 on: November 30, 2011, 05:42:49 AM »
Granted! You own many pretty hats, but upon trying one on, it fastens itself to your head and reveals itself as a semi-sentient being who then consumes your brain.

I wish my dryer didn't take five complete cycles to dry a single load of laundry.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #133 on: November 30, 2011, 06:03:10 AM »
Granted, now it dries so fast everything comes out with a faint burnt smell.

I wish that money grew on trees.

Offline JennyBeGood

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #134 on: November 30, 2011, 07:31:40 AM »
(Thanks for the welcome, drezdock! :D)

Granted, but people start to pay for stuff with valuable leaves instead of worthless bills. ;)

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much!

Offline GypsyBook

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #135 on: November 30, 2011, 08:10:36 AM »
Granted, but now when you aren't fulfilling a task you feel hollow and empty inside forcing you to start another task. You pick up many highly worthless hobbies.

I wish there was more rain over here.

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #136 on: November 30, 2011, 08:22:45 AM »
Your wish is granted, *the rain starts and becomes a constant downpour with no end in sight*

I wish i could stop time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #137 on: November 30, 2011, 12:11:41 PM »
Granted,

But you are unable to start it again and are forced to spend the rest of eternity trapped between moments.

I wish I could read other peoples minds.

Offline manlocksol

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #138 on: November 30, 2011, 02:03:00 PM »
Granted but you find out every one has negative thoughts about you ;)

I wish it was warm enough that i could be wearing less clothes

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #139 on: November 30, 2011, 06:16:10 PM »
Granted,

BUt now it's so hot that you can't cool off even if naked.

I wish I had a watermelon.

Offline PigPin

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #140 on: November 30, 2011, 08:38:38 PM »
Granted,

But it is all rind.

I wished I had the perfect dozen of eggs

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #141 on: November 30, 2011, 09:38:25 PM »
Granted,

However when you open the container you realize much to late that all the eggs had tiny springs under them and you are now covered in perfect eggs.

I wish I had a suitcase full of hundred dollar non-sequential bills.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #142 on: November 30, 2011, 10:53:10 PM »
Granted.
You have a suitcase full of hundred dollar non-sequential bills, however someone played a practical joke on you and pasted them together.

I wish I could see Alaska in summer.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #143 on: December 01, 2011, 12:00:02 AM »
Ohhh, those tricky wishing forces! Granted! However.. (yeah, kinda expected that, eh?).. did you realize in the very small coastal town in the Pacific Northwest, there resides an albino ferret named.. yesssss, Alaska! She is, as this is relayed to you, being packed up in her special little cage (for she is a wild, unpredictable thing.. yeah).. on a long sightseeing tour until in roughly seven months, she will arrive in your neck of the universe. Gloves are advised.

I wish I had tequila sunrise.

Offline badsam

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #144 on: December 01, 2011, 06:58:52 AM »
Granted.... but unfortunately the barman forgot an ingredient... tequila... too bad

I wish I had a whiskey ;)

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #145 on: December 01, 2011, 08:30:23 AM »
Granted!
You get a whiskey unfortunately the bottle slips from your hand, and it spills all over the table. You lick the table and slivers of wood embed into your tongue.

I wish I was the one with the camera. :P

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #146 on: December 01, 2011, 08:37:59 AM »
Granted.

Unfortunately, the only one in stock was a camera obscura and a pack of pencils. (High quality, though)


I wish I was on a yacht in the carribean.

Offline badsam

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #147 on: December 01, 2011, 08:42:04 AM »
Granted, too bad that it was in the mouth of the storms.... to bad that you have to pend all your days in a hut where the rain leaks in, you'd better move your left a bit to the left ;)

I wish I had a beer... I've to drink to forget that I lost my whiskey ;)

Offline Ramman

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #148 on: December 01, 2011, 08:44:54 AM »
Granted.

However, your beer is not only flat but was accidentally filled with moose piss in the bottling plant.

I wish it was snowing.

Offline Shiny

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #149 on: December 01, 2011, 08:54:09 AM »
 >:)  Your wish shall be
Granted!

It snows - for the next 12,000 years, for your wish accidentally triggered the next ice age.


I wish I was famous.