Ohhh, those tricky wishing forces! Granted! However.. (yeah, kinda expected that, eh?).. did you realize in the very small coastal town in the Pacific Northwest, there resides an albino ferret named.. yesssss, Alaska! She is, as this is relayed to you, being packed up in her special little cage (for she is a wild, unpredictable thing.. yeah).. on a long sightseeing tour until in roughly seven months, she will arrive in your neck of the universe. Gloves are advised.
I wish I had tequila sunrise.