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Offline Alouette

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1225 on: July 31, 2012, 09:50:03 PM »
Granted, but you can't use it either without verbally asking yourself for permission every single time you need it.

I wish I didn't dream so vividly.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1226 on: July 31, 2012, 09:51:43 PM »
Granted, but you will never have a dream ever again.  (Suppose that could be a good or bad thing depending on how you look at it.)

I wish I could hug Sybl.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1227 on: July 31, 2012, 11:20:36 PM »
You hug Sybl and she turns into your worst nightmare.. (well, not really)

I wish I had a million dollars to take my friends on vacation with.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1228 on: August 02, 2012, 07:18:46 PM »
Granted, but that Vacation can only last for 3 hours.

I wish I had more time.

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1229 on: August 02, 2012, 08:31:23 PM »
Granted, unfortunately the life time of your soulmate is shortened.

i wish the next person's wish to come true without faults or fuck ups or bad consequences

Offline Vladimir valentine

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1230 on: August 03, 2012, 01:58:08 AM »
Granted, unfortunately my wish was for a zombie apocalypse. Hope you're prepared.
I wish for magical powers

Offline Vamfire Havain

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1231 on: August 03, 2012, 03:09:00 AM »
ur wish is either magical powers or zombie apocalypse take ur pick lol

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1232 on: August 03, 2012, 04:07:30 AM »
Well, since you didn't wish for anything, I'll just devour your soul, and condemn you to a life serving me ;)

I wish to watch the end of the world, then return to prepare for it.

Offline Sybl

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1233 on: August 03, 2012, 05:04:43 AM »
Wish Granted, but suddenly you find yourself in jail.   ;)

I wish I had not slept yesterday away.

Offline Adammair

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1234 on: August 03, 2012, 05:14:06 AM »
Granted! You find yourself one day behind, wide awake, and you end up sleeping TODAY away.

I wish that not only was today Friday, but tomorrow and Sunday, as well, followed by the normal Saturday and Sunday. ;D

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1235 on: August 03, 2012, 05:25:43 AM »
Granted, but you have to go through six more weeks with no weekends.

I wish things were more lively.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1236 on: August 03, 2012, 03:44:00 PM »
Granted, things will be more lively but you must now take a 30 minute nap every other hour for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more cake orders.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1237 on: August 03, 2012, 03:51:56 PM »
Granted, but they're all insanely large orders... And free for the customer.

I wish I had some drive to write.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1238 on: August 05, 2012, 12:25:05 AM »
Granted, but you will start writing and soon go mad because you cannot stop. 

I wish that my computer wasn't malfunctioning.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1239 on: August 07, 2012, 05:32:57 PM »
Granted but then your mouse, keyboard, and monitor start malfunctioning.

I wish people would stop stumbling on top of my blades.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1240 on: August 08, 2012, 12:46:43 AM »
Granted, your blades turn to flowers, and are no longer a stumbling block. Now you just have nothing to protect yourself with unless you get overrun with emotional females.

I wish all the stupidity I have done in the past week would just go away.

Offline Mordred

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1241 on: August 08, 2012, 09:02:07 AM »
Granted.. but to keep the balance in check, next week you have to do a normal amount of stupidity (based on calculations performed in a random selection of humans).. plus the amount fixed from last week.

I wish the words found in a fortune cookie were correct.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1242 on: August 16, 2012, 12:02:07 AM »
Granted, but the fortune cookie reads "This is a lie."

I wish that I had the strength of ten men. :)

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1243 on: August 16, 2012, 01:31:15 AM »
Granted, but each of them can only lift 1 lb each.

I wish my crochet project would go faster :(

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1244 on: August 16, 2012, 01:35:01 AM »
Granted, but it goes so fast that you lose complete control of it.

Hmmm... I wish that I could finally get down to writing the story I want to write. :P

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1245 on: August 16, 2012, 01:36:34 AM »
Granted, but I distract you with my wishes and it ends up being bad.

I wish I could have an Etsy shop.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1246 on: August 16, 2012, 01:40:01 AM »
Granted, but the only things in the shop are various pictures of me in increasingly ridiculous poses. :D

I wish that I could tango.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1247 on: August 16, 2012, 01:53:29 AM »
Granted but you trip over yourself and end up with a broken ankle.

I wish I could move out.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1248 on: August 16, 2012, 01:55:13 AM »
Granted, but the only place to move into is a terrible shack.

I wish I could fly.

Offline sweetgirl91

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1249 on: August 16, 2012, 02:05:01 AM »
Granted but you get sucked into the engine of a plane and become plane-mush.

I wish my phone wasn't dead.