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Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1200 on: July 26, 2012, 06:36:29 AM »
Granted, stranded on a deserted atollo you find a check for 10 billion $

I wish I had a time machine

Offline DeadCell

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1201 on: July 26, 2012, 09:47:35 AM »
Wish granted, but the time machine sends you five thousand years into the future where humankind has destroyed itself and there is nobody else alive except you.

I wish I could fly :D

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1202 on: July 26, 2012, 03:58:42 PM »
Granted, but it only works in tornadoes.


I wish my laptop were faster.

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1203 on: July 26, 2012, 04:07:56 PM »
Granted.  Your processor now works at 100x the speed.  But your fan and heat sinks remain unchanged.

I wish I was rich.

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1204 on: July 26, 2012, 04:13:49 PM »
Granted. You now contain enough fat and calories to feed all of Africa for a year.

I wish the clouds would clear up.

Offline Zylvyn

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1205 on: July 26, 2012, 04:18:19 PM »
Granted.  There will never be another cloud, and thus precipitation, ever ever again.

I wish I didn't have to go pick people up with the car.  :(

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1206 on: July 26, 2012, 04:22:42 PM »
Granted. you now have to do it with a wheelbarrow.

I wish my watch wasn't stopped.

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1207 on: July 26, 2012, 04:28:14 PM »
Granted, now instead of being right twice a day, it runs at its own speed, showing just random times.

I wish I had a turtle pet

Offline Auron

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1208 on: July 26, 2012, 04:36:19 PM »
Granted, but he can't swim.

I wish I knew how to get Gamecube ROM's to work

Offline DeadCell

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1209 on: July 26, 2012, 04:37:24 PM »
Granted, but you only have one Rom that works, and it's a really sucky game.

Wish I was in real life Star Wars :D

Offline Flaming

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1210 on: July 26, 2012, 04:39:15 PM »
Granted, but you get to be a stormtrooper

I wish I was a Jedi

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: A love story...
« Reply #1211 on: July 29, 2012, 04:41:33 PM »
Granted, but you aren't allowed to use the lightsaber.

I wish I was sleeping.

Offline Jessica‪

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1212 on: July 29, 2012, 04:54:12 PM »
Granted, but someone starts a pillow war on you.

I wish I could sleep more!

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1213 on: July 29, 2012, 04:57:04 PM »
Granted, but someone starts a pillow war on you.

I wish I could sleep more!

Granted, but Matresses make you itchy

I wish I wasn't so alone anymore.

Offline Jessica‪

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1214 on: July 30, 2012, 09:02:09 AM »
Granted, but she's a serial killer!

I wish I was on the beach right now.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1215 on: July 30, 2012, 09:03:10 AM »
Granted, but it's raining.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

(Lol, contradiction.)

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1216 on: July 30, 2012, 11:04:56 AM »
Granted, but everything you wished would never happen in the past will happen.

I wish I could get all my files back on my computer that I lost.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1217 on: July 30, 2012, 11:08:14 AM »
Granted, but you now have a whole host of viruses.

I wish that time wouldn't drag so much, and settle to a nice, gentle flow.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1218 on: July 30, 2012, 11:22:49 AM »
Granted, but the rest of the world moves far faster than you in their own personal experience.  (Hope that made sense)

I wish Andae would get approved.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1219 on: July 30, 2012, 11:33:48 AM »
(It did)

Sadly, I can't grant that, since I'm not a mod ;)

I Wish I'd get approved, soon >_>

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1220 on: July 30, 2012, 11:36:25 AM »
Granted, however you are only approved by me, and not the site right now.  ;)  (c wut I did thar?)

I wish I had more pizza rolls.

Offline DeamonAndae19

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1221 on: July 30, 2012, 11:41:06 AM »
Granted, but they're moldy (I saw ;), just you wait, I already know who's getting my first PM after approval)

Fake Wish:- I wish I didn't need to pe... Nevermind, I'll be right back

Real Wish:- I wish my internet would speed up

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1222 on: July 30, 2012, 11:43:22 AM »
Granted, but the computer will move so fast, that you cannot keep up with it enough to read anything.

I wish my stomache would settle.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1223 on: July 30, 2012, 08:04:50 PM »
Wish granted, but as soon as your stomach feels better you get a head cold.

I wish my puppy would stop digging hole in my yard.

Offline EternalChameleon

Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1224 on: July 31, 2012, 04:01:38 PM »
Granted, but your dog will eat every plant you try and grow.

I wish people wouldn't use my bank card without asking.